Dragon Ball Scott Adventures

Chapter 4: Walking On The Wild Side

-35 Minutes Later- James, Turtle, and Roshi made it back to shore and stopped in front of the group. The group looked at the old man as James walked over to help him up.

"Thank you, lad," Roshi said.

"No problem, Master Roshi," James told him kindly, "Guys, this is Roshi… Turtle's master." They looked in shock and awe as Roshi cleared his throat.

"James, can I speak to you in private?" Bulma asked as she pulled him by the back of his shirt collar.

"What's the sitch?" James asked her as he raised an eyebrow.

"WHY did you bring back an old man?! You have been gone for an hour and you bring back an old man! What were you doing for an hour?!" Bulma hissed as she looked at him.

"Well, most of that hour was going back and forth to Roshi's island," James told Bulma, "Besides… He mentored Goku and I's grandpa. So, I have to have respect for the man." Bulma sighed and rubbed her temples.

"Okay… But, how does this help us? We don't have the Dragon Ball…" Bulma said to him.

"Roshi is wearing it as a necklace," James said plainly as he points to the necklace around Roshi's neck. Bulma glanced at the ball hanging off of the necklace and noticed that it had 3 red stars on the front of the ball.

"No way…" Bulma said.

"Told you they were connected," James said in a snarky tone as he smirked at Bulma, "Pay up."

"We agreed on nothing!" Bulma blushed as she glared at him.

"And? You didn't believe me… You know what happens now," James smirked. Bulma grumbled and waited for James to do something.

"Oh, I'm not talking about here… Later," James smirked as he nods his head. Bulma gulped and tried to retract her blush. James and Bulma walked back over to see Jane being groped by Roshi.

"Master!" Turtle scolded Roshi as he looked at him. Roshi coughed and walked back to his original position.

"Sorry. As the young lad was saying… I am Roshi. I want to thank you for helping my turtle return to me safe and sound. As promised, I will reward you," Roshi said as he looked at the group, "I have already promised James some training from me. As for the younger lad…"

"Training?! You are lucky, James!" Goku pouted. James smiled and pats Goku on the shoulder.

"Hey, don't feel blue. I wouldn't leave you hanging, Goku," James told the young boy. Goku perked up and smiled.

"How about this? Come to me, Nimbus!" Roshi called as he looked to the sky. Suddenly, a small yellow cloud flew down from the skies and screeched to a halt in front of Roshi and the group.

"The Flying Nimbus… Gohan told us stories about it," James said in awe as he walked up to it and pats it softly. He felt the soft cushion like sensation on his hands.

"Only those pure of heart can ride on the Nimbus," Roshi told the young male as he took a step back, "Watch this!" He leaps onto the Nimbus… And fell through the cloud and lands on his hip!

"OWWWW!" Roshi roared in pain as he laid on the ground and held his hips in agony.

"Roshi, you good?!" James called as he went over to help Roshi, "How much does it hurt on a scale of 1 to AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH?!"

"…9," Roshi groaned as he tried to get to his feet, "Damn cloud!"

"I wasn't expecting that answer," James chuckled as he nods his head.

"My turn!" Goku called as he raced towards the cloud… And lands on the cloud!

"Well, that's a kick to the nads," Jane smirked as she shook her head. James shot her a glare and shook his head. Goku danced happily on the cloud as the cloud hovered in the air.

"Move over, Goku… Let me try," James told him. He jumped into the air and… Lands on the cloud perfectly.

"What?! Bullshit!" Bulma called.

"If it's like that…" Jane said as she hops onto the cloud… And fell through the cloud and onto her face.

"Ooh… Serves you right," James chuckled as he looked over the side of the cloud. Jane growled and looked up at James.

"I hate you…" Jane grumbled as she stood up.

"James is a pervert! How can he be able to get on that thing?!" Bulma asked.

"I never killed anyone," James stated, "Yet… Also, I make jokes. You tell me… I don't know how I can ride it." He got off the cloud and told Goku to enjoy the cloud. Goku smiled and told Nimbus to fly. Nimbus took off towards the sky with Goku riding it flawlessly. James went over to Roshi and rubbed the old man's back.

"Thanks, lad… What about your friends?" Roshi asked him as he looked back at him.

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James looked at Bulma and nods his head.

"You see… We are collecting Dragon Balls for my friend Bulma here. She is gonna make a wish on them," James explained as he continued to work on the old man's back, "You have one of the Dragon Balls around your neck. We actually need that one."

"Well, this is one of my precious treasures… I won't part with this easily," Roshi told James as he held up the Dragon Ball, "I am willing to give it up… For a trade." James looked at the girls and smirked.

"You 2 act alike…" Jane frowned as she folds her arms under her chest.

"It's just a peek, Jane… Give the old man a break, huh?" James asked her as he shrugged his shoulders. Jane groaned and rubbed her temples. Bulma sighed and looked away.

"It's not like you forgot to put on underwear today… Right?" James continued as he shrugged his shoulders.

"…Just one peek?" Bulma asked as she blushed heavily.

"Yes!" Roshi said eagerly and cleared his throat to regain his composure, "I mean, a deal is a deal. James, you are a kindred spirit."

"I mean, my dad is the one who taught me about ladies and their needs," James smirked as he shrugged his shoulders.

"Jane… Let's give the old man what he wants," Bulma said as she looked at the other girl, "It's only a peek…"

"Fine! Shit…" Jane groaned as she unfolded her arms. She and Bulma grabbed their nightgowns by the bottom. Then… They flashed Roshi and James with their panties. Well… Just Bulma with her pink panties. Jane… Wasn't wearing any. James looked on in shock at Jane's nether region and saw that her bush was styled in a phoenix shape. He looked away in shock and mumbled to himself.

"So, instead of Bulma not wearing panties… It's Jane. I was not expecting this scenario… How did that even happen? I vividly remembering Bulma not having any when… Oh. She put some on afterwards… Then, how did Jane end up without panties?!" James thought in a panic, "But, DAMN! That is a sight to behold… Damn my 24 year old hormones! Still can't believe I got GT'd! Whatever…" James cleared his throat and Jane and Bulma lowered their nightgowns. Roshi had fell back with a nosebleed and was laying on the floor. James pulled Jane away and was out of earshot.

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"What?" Jane asked James as she looked at him.

"Be honest… Did you forget something this morning?" James asked her softly as he leaned in close to whisper in her ear.

"…What are you getting at?" Jane asked as she looked at him.

"Phoenix? Really?" James said. Jane blushed furiously and screamed in embarrassment. Roshi sat up quickly as Jane stopped screaming. She pulled out some kunai and held one up to James's throat.

"Hey, whoa! Calm down! It's better that you know now than later!" James told her.

"Tell NO ONE about this!" she said as tears were welling up at the corners of her eyes.

"Just calm down… We can figure something out," James told her.

"You saw everything! I wasn't gonna show anyone that!" Jane told James as she looked down, "What's worse is that old perv saw it!"

"Jane, just tell me… How did you wake up this morning without your panties?" James asked her.

"I thought I had them the whole time!" Jane told James as she shook her head, "Were you grossed out?"

"What?" James asked in confusion.

"Never mind…" Jane said as she looked away. James sighed and pats her on the shoulder.

"I will keep it a secret… Promise," James told her. Jane sighed and nods her head. James led Jane back over to Bulma and Roshi as Bulma held the Dragon Ball in her hands.

"Yep! This is a Dragon Ball, all right!" Bulma cheered, "Thank you, Master Roshi!"

"No problem! I gots me a good sight today. You deserve it!" Roshi smirked as he nods his head. Jane twitched and glared at Roshi.

"Yeah… So, we gotta go," James said as he looked at Roshi, "I will be back for that training, though! Promise!"

"Take your time, lad! I will be waiting!" Roshi smiled as he nods his head. Goku came back down from the sky at that point and looked at the group.

"Let's get a move on, Goku… We have to get moving to our next location," James told him as he pats him on the head.

"Okay!" Goku smiled as he nods his head, "Thanks again, Master Roshi!"

"See you all later!" Roshi called as he looked at the group moving away from the beach. Jane was silent the whole way as she rode on the hoverboard with James. Bulma and Goku noticed and looked at James. He shook his head and looked back at Jane worriedly.

"Sorry, guys… I just need a minute," Jane told them as she looked at Bulma and Goku. She looked back at James and frowned. He flinched and looked ahead.

-Capsule House; An Hour Later- "WHAT?!" Bulma yelled angrily as she glared at James.

"Hey, I wasn't the one who took her underwear…" James said.

"But, you made us show him our goods!" Bulma argued.

"I didn't hold a gun to your heads," James stated a point, "All I did is ask. You guys did it yourselves. How was I supposed to know Jane is afraid of being naked in public? That sounds like a her problem."

"What the hell is your deal?!" Bulma snarled as she threw a pillow at him. James caught it and placed it beside him.

"Look, I told you that I didn't do anything to Jane last night or this morning… So, drop it," James said sternly as he stood up and slipped on a black cloak, "I am sorry for not warning you earlier than you thought. But, I ain't sorry for not doing anything to Jane or you." Bulma looked at James and rubbed her temples again.

"You are impossible… If I didn't need your muscle, I would've dropped you like a bad habit," Bulma muttered as she walked past him.

"My muscle? Bitch, I know damn well you ain't trying to cross that line! Don't even, okay?!" James snarled as a red aura surrounds him. Bulma stopped and looked at him in shock. James calmed down and sighed. He walked past her and grumbled to himself.

-Outside- James leaned on the house as Goku and Yoko came up to him.

"Goku, promise me this… When you meet a nice girl, do not do that Pat Pat thing. They might kill you," James told him.

"Okay. Are you okay? You look upset," Goku told James.

"Just pondering why I am even here in the first place," James told him as Yoko hops into his arms and licked him several times on the left cheek, "At least you and Yoko don't hate me." Bulma and Jane came out of the house and said nothing to James as they looked at him.

"See? Family matters most to me, anyway."

"James… Look, you were wrong to not warn me while that happened. But, I am wrong to hold it against you. Besides, you weren't even aware that I didn't have any panties on," Jane told James, "If we are gonna be working together… We need to stop the trivial bullshit. Bygones?" Jane walked over to him and held out her hand.

"Bygones," James said as he shook her hand. He glanced at Bulma and she sighed as she nods her head.

"Yeah… Bygones. We need to go, anyway," Bulma said, "We need to find the next Dragon Ball."

"Yeah, I know. Where?" James asked her as he walked over to her. She pulled out the Radar and looked at it.

"It's East… Mostly East," Bulma said as she looked to the right.

"That's the direction of Aru Village," Jane said as she looked east, "I heard of a being known as Oolong that raids that village frequently."

"Oolong… My goodness. Him? Not a problem for me. With the right incentive, I can make him my underling," James thought deviously. James rubbed his hands together and chuckled.

"What are you thinking about, perv?" Bulma told him. James frowned and looked at her.

"You will find out soon enough," James told her as he called out his hoverboard, "In the meantime, let's move out!" James rode off East with Goku calling Nimbus and flying off with him riding it after James. Bulma and Jane got on the motorcycle as soon as Bulma puts the house capsule away in her case. They rode off after the brothers quickly.

-Aru Village; Several Hours Later- The group arrived at the village and stopped to look around. The village was empty… Or so they thought. Goku stopped in front of a window and saw a steaming pie sitting on a windowsill. He reached for it and James smacked his hand and shook his head.

"We don't eat what doesn't belong to us, Goku… That is the golden rule," James told him as he looked at Goku. Goku nods his head and rubbed his stomach as it growled. James sighed and reached into his cloak to pull out a whole cooked and seasoned turkey from the cloak. Goku quickly took the turkey and began munching on it happily.

"How did you do that?" Jane asked James as she glanced back at him.

"That's my little secret," James smirked as he wagged his left index finger, "Let's see if anyone is still here." James opened a nearby door and was met by an axe to the head! The axe blade however shattered on impact with his head and caused him to howl in agony, holding his head.

"FUCKING CHRIST! OWWWWWWW!" James screamed in agony, "What is your deal?!" The man holding the broken axe handle trembled in sheer horror as he looked at James. Blood slowly trickled down James's face as he knelt down on the ground.

"Son of a BITCH!" James snarled as he held his head, "You are lucky that only scratched my skin! What are you trying to do, kill me?!" Jane, Bulma, and Goku came to James's aide and looked at the man as he drops to his knees. Goku pulled out his Power Pole from its sheath and glared at the man angrily.

"You hurt my brother!" Goku snarled as Yoko bounds towards James and whined as she rubbed against his leg.

"Hey, pal! The hell is wrong with you?!" Jane snarled as she glared at him.

"Wait! Please, you don't understand!" he told them as he dropped the axe handle.

"Does it hurt much, James?" Bulma asked him as she placed a handkerchief on top of the bloody spot.

"Thank god my head is harder than concrete… Fuck, that still hurts!" James hissed as he shook his head.

"Y-you're… Not Oolong?" he asked the group.

"What in God's name made you think I was goddamn Oolong?!" James roared as he glared angrily at the man. His eyes began to glow red as he stared at the man. The man flinched and backed away in fear.

"Just calm down… You don't want to lose too much blood," Bulma told James as he calmed down.

"Yeah, yeah… Whatever," James grumbled as he shook his head, "Just cover up the head wound." Bulma then tied some gauze that Jane handed her around James's head. He grumbled about too close for comfort. Goku still glared at the man as he ate from the turkey that James gave him.

"You see… Oolong has come for my daughter, Pochawhompa. He wants to marry her and take her away," the man explained as he looked at the group, "Apologies for the head wound." James scoffed and looked away.

"Well, what does this have to do with us?" Bulma asked him curiously as she looked at the man. Then, the Radar went off right on cue and Bulma pulled it out from her pouch.

"Oh, no way," Jane said as she looked at the Radar.

"Yeah, there was a Dragon Ball here," James said as he looked at the girls, "Have any of you seen one of these?" James held up the 4 Star Dragon Ball.

"Yes! Seljina has the Dragon Ball at the moment, actually," an elderly woman said as she stepped up. The group froze and looked at each other.

"Seljina Phoenix?" James asked slowly and cautiously.

"How do you know my daughter? Did you meet her before?" the woman asked as she looked at the group.

"Well… Kinda. Did you know she is…" Jane said.

"Mother, you didn't tell me you had guests," a voice said from behind the woman. Seljina came into view and looked at the group.

"You guys? What are you doing here?" Seljina asked sarcastically.

"You have something we need," James told her sternly as he stood up.

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"And what would that something be?" Seljina asked as she folds her arms.

"The Dragon Ball, lady!" Bulma said seriously. Seljina's eyes began to glow as she glared at Bulma.

"Be nice, child…" the woman said as she held an orange ball with 5 stars on the front of the ball, "If they can get rid of Oolong, I will be glad to give them the ball." Seljina looked away in disgust as she scoffed.

"You need some manners, lady…" Bulma said as she looked at Seljina. Seljina glared darkly at Bulma as James clamped his hands over her mouth.

"Are you trying to agitate the woman?! Shut the fuck up!" James hissed as he looked at Bulma, "She is physically stronger than me! She will fuck us all up if you keep angering her!" Bulma immediately shrank back behind James as he said that.

"Wise choice," Seljina said as her eyes turned green. James bowed to Seljina and apologized for Bulma's behavior.

"Your girlfriend isn't very smart," Seljina stated as she folds her arms.

"Not my girlfriend," James said quickly, "Just traveling buddies. Although… We can make a deal here." Seljina raised an eyebrow and looked at James.

"What do you propose?" Seljina asked him as she walked up to him.

"I can take care of your Oolong problem… But, only if you help me. You have a lot of power, I can tell," James requested, "A lot more than me, even."

"Really? Okay, then… Let's try your plan," Seljina said as she nods her head, "Just so you know… This is to help my family."

"Of course. We will cross that road when we get there," James told her as he shook her hand.

"So… How do you catch Oolong?" Jane asked James. He smirked and nods his head.

"I gots me a plan," James chuckled as he nods his head.

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