Dragon Ball Scott Adventures
Chapter 5: An Uninvited Guest
-A Few Minutes Later- The group and Seljina discussed the plan James had… With little enthusiasm. The girls thought James's plan was crazy.
"Look, just trust me… It has to be Seljina or Bulma. I can't put Jane through that stress again," James said seriously, "Oolong likes pretty girls, right? Why not give him a pretty girl? That way, Goku and I can jump his ass and make him show us where the other girls are."
"I see little success with this plan," Seljina said as she shook her head.
"I promise you, this will work," James told Seljina as he looked at her.
"Fine… I will do it," Bulma said as she hugged her forearms.
"I owe you now," James told her as he nods to her.
"A nice foot massage is in order," Bulma joked as she looked at James.
"Just so you know, I suck at foot massages," James told her, "Back rubs are nicer."
"Good luck, Bulma," Jane said to Bulma as she looked at her. The others went to hide and Bulma waited in the middle of town for Oolong. About 10 minutes later, the ground shook with a few steps being taken. James pulled out his katana as Jane pulled out her kunai while Goku brought out his Power Pole.
"Here we go," Jane muttered as she looked over at James and Goku and nods to them. A large warrior wearing some armor that was modeled in the Ming Dynasty walked towards them and looked at Bulma.
"Where is the girl?" the warrior asked as he looked at Bulma. She stammered and tried to talk to no avail as fear overridden her senses.
"I won't ask again… WHERE IS THE GIRL?!" the warrior yelled. Seljina was watching from her family house as she looked at the warrior.
"Something isn't right…" James said as he looked at the warrior. The warrior smashed his hand onto a nearby wall and broke it apart. Bulma squeaked in fear as she stepped back.
"I know you are hiding her somewhere! WHERE IS SHE?!" he snarled.
"That's not Oolong…" James said as he snuck in the shadows of the houses with Jane behind him. He made eye contact with Goku… Who was hiding behind another house… And motioned for him to go on top of the houses. Goku nods and hops silently onto the rooftops.
"I… I don't know what you are talking about! What girl are you looking for?!" Bulma said as she looked up at the giant warrior.
"Lord Oolong is searching for Pochawhompa to make her his bride! I demand that you bring her out… Before I lay waste to the village!" he snarled as he pulls out a large 2 bladed battle-axe.
"It's not Oolong… But, he is equally dangerous! Lay into him!" James ordered as he and Jane came to Bulma's aide, "Goku, SkyFury!"
"Power Pole, EXTEND!" Goku called as he swung down the pole and nailed the warrior on the head. James flung his sword at the warrior and it twirled around the warrior, conjuring up a tornado that made the warrior get flung into the air.
"Ninja Arts: Gaiden Blaze!" Jane called as she made several hand signs and her hands ignited in flames. She thrusts her hands forward and lit the tornado ablaze. The warrior roared in pain as he fell through the tornado. James caught his sword and sheaths it as he pulled out the scythe.
"Darkness Break!" James called as he hurled the scythe hard and fast at the minion and it created a pitch black trail behind it as it spun around him. A large black dome surrounds him and Goku slammed his Power Pole down onto the dome, creating a large BOOM! Sound effect that rattled the village to the core.
"Whoa!" Bulma called as she dove out of the way. James and Goku double dove kicked the dome into the sky and Jane made some quick hand signs again.
"Ninja Arts: Phoenix Wing Burst!" Jane called as she held both her arms and hands up to the sky. Large flames shot up from the ground and crashed into the dome. The dome explodes into a brilliant orange light and disappears after a few seconds. The minion fell to the ground and laid there unconscious for a few seconds.
"Did you get him?" Bulma asked as she got to her feet.
"That wasn't Oolong…" James told Bulma. Bulma looked at James in shock as he turned to Seljina.
"You didn't tell us Oolong had a minion!"
"I wasn't aware of that, either…" Seljina told James as she came out of her family house, "Oolong is always the one to come down from the mountain to claim a girl for his prize. He never mentioned minions to us."
"…" James didn't reply to that as he rubbed his chin and turned around.
"I figured something like this would happen… This could be a result of… Me being here. Some things are gonna change either minor or drastically. That means I have to be REALLY careful where I tread," James thought as he looked down at the ground, "Just like Goku being a little more frisky earlier today and Jane being the scapegoat instead of Bulma… Because, I gave Goku the Talk. Then, Seljina appeared and Rintako is alive and well. I swear, I heard the name Seljina before. But, from where?" James looked up and turned to Seljina.
"Can I talk with you for a sec? This is important," James told her as he pulled the silvery white haired woman aside behind one of the houses.
"Something wrong?" Seljina asked James. James turned fully to Seljina and stared at her for a few seconds.
"Does the names Towa and Dabura ring a bell to you?" James asked seriously as he folds his arms. Seljina's smile turned quickly to a frown as she grabbed James by his cloak collar and held him up to her face.
"How do you know those names?" Seljina asked him. (Read A Crazy Boy And A Beautiful Love and Fallen In Love to know more about what James and Seljina are talking about.)
"You're Seljina, daughter of Roxas Phoenix and Majin Lovana correct?" James asked as he looked at her. Seljina had a look of shock on her face as she drops James and stepped back from him.
"Wha…" Seljina said in shock.
"Calm down… I kinda figured it out. You are here because of a Multiverse Theory proven right. This universe exists because we are here… Beings that exist beyond the flow of time. This is our universe… We can shape it carefully without messing up too much," James told her as he stood up, "I am a lot smarter than I look, Phoenix… We can work together and make sure this world stays at peace. Agreed?"
"If you know about my past, why trust me?" Seljina asked him as she folds her arms, "Remember, I also have a Majin form."
"True… But, it ain't tainted by evil. That I can live with," James told her, "As it stands, I can't possibly match you. I am in my early stages of growth in powers." Seljina nods her head and sighed.
"Fine… I can agree to a truce for now. But, in any harm comes to my family… It will be the end of it," she told James as she got close to him.
"Promise," James told her.
"So… How much do you know?" Seljina asked.
"Enough to know your parents are still alive and are being held by unknown forces… Plus, Towa and Dabura don't know where you are. If they did, the whole village would be leveled." Seljina gulped nervously and looked down.
"Don't sweat it. By Dragon Ball standards, you are WAY too OP for your own good. If you continue training, you could be a one shot," James joked as he nods his head, "Now… You think Oolong will show?"
"GAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Bulma's scream filled the air.
"That should answer your question," Seljina muttered as she walked past James, "Come on." James followed behind Seljina and stopped as a drop dead handsome man in a gray suit was talking to Bulma as Jane was pulling Bulma away harshly, trying to prevent the Capsule Corp. Heiress from flirting with the man.
"Bulma, it's a trap! Do not mack with him!" Jane told her as she tried to pull her away.
"Absolutely not! Stop pulling my arm! You're gonna rip it off!" Bulma growled, "That man is a hunk!"
"No, that's Oolong. He is a shape shifter," James said simply as he pointed at the man. The man glanced at James and blinked several times.
"How did you know that?! I don't know you!" Oolong snorted as he glared at James.
"Dude, you are too handsome to blow your cover. Which is why you goofed… A sane person would make the same observation," James said as he walked up to the man, "You want Pochawhompa, you gotta go through me. And, I should warn you… I know 80 different styles of fighting and can use many different elements to my advantage." The man gulped and backed off.
"You have a lot of balls to stand up to the mighty Oolong…" the man stammered, trying to act all tough. Then, James backhands the man across the face and knocked him on his backside. Blood dripped from the left side of the man's mouth and nose as he reeled in pain.
"Felt like a truck hitting you in the face? That was my pimp hand. A bitch slap is worse." The man shrank back as James walked towards him.
"Screw this! I am outtie 5K!" the man panicked as he was surrounded in a puff of smoke and changed into a bat. He flew off and James chased after him quickly with Goku in tow. Jane turned to Bulma and sighed.
"Aren't you going after them?" Bulma asked the kunoichi.
"Nah… I am sure they have it handled," Jane said as she shrugged her shoulders. James and Goku came back a few minutes later by themselves.
"Damn that stupid Oolong… He is a tricky sneak," James said as he shook his head, "Well, at least I know where he is going…"
"You do?! Where?!" Seljina asked incredulously as she went up to him.
"There is a mansion up in the mountains… I am sure he is going there," James told her, "Also, I commend you for pulling Bulma away from that sleaze… You should know that he is about… 9?" Bulma gaped at James as she gagged in disgust.
"How would you know that?" Seljina and Jane asked at the same time.
"You really didn't pay attention to his behavior?" James said nonchalantly, "He is still a child… Somewhat. Let's take that into consideration and try to use that against him."
"I see…" Seljina said as she walked over to James, "You are very intelligent."
"Nah. I am just observant," James told her with a subtle smirk, "But, I do have another plan. This time, Bulma… You don't have to get too involved."
-A Little Later- The group were waiting on the outskirts of the village, hiding in the trees surrounding the village. Goku, Jane, Seljina, and James were looking around fervently and observantly for any traces of Oolong until James stopped when he saw a dust cloud in the distance.
"Heads up… We got company," James told the girls and Goku.
"Is it Oolong?" Goku asked as he hops over to James's tree.
"I am not sure. I am gonna take a closer look," James said as he pulled out the hoverboard (Which I dubbed Black Comet) and sped off to the dust cloud. James rode the Black Comet towards the dust cloud and then got a huge sense of dread come to him which forced him to stop a feet away from the cloud.
-Play Something's Wrong From Dragon Ball Z Legacy Of Goku 2-
James looked on in shock as a man with a headband was walking out of the dust cloud and was glaring right at James. The man had long upper back length raven black hair and dark red eyes and wore a red shogun like outfit with red and black sandals.
"What?! That's impossible…" James thought as he got off his board, "That looks a lot like…" James shrunk his hoverboard and puts it away.
"Can I help you?" James asked him cautiously as he stepped forward as he subtly reached for his katana at his side.
"I am looking for the one named James Scott. I have business with him from the Uchiha Clan," the man said as he looked at him. James stopped and raised an eyebrow.
"Uchiha? I heard of that name… But, that name doesn't belong in this world," James told him seriously, "Let me guess… Madara Uchiha himself graces me with his presence. Well, guess what? Suck my ridges." The man smirked as he cracked his neck.
"Very well, then… I was hoping you would go to this outcome," the man said as he unfolded his arms. A green aura surrounds him as James slowly backed off. He stopped and glanced back behind him. The forest was several miles away from their position and James knew if he ran, the village would be in danger. He sucked in a deep breath and pulled out his katana quickly and held it out in front of him.
-Play Confrontation Mk.2 From Dragon Ball Z Legacy Of Goku 2-
James charged at Madara as Madara weaved some fast hand signs. James dodged to the side as several large tree roots shot up from the ground.
"That was Wood Style: Deep Forest Emergence. One of Hashirama's best Wood Style Jutsus," James muttered as he lands on the ground and slammed his sword into the ground, "Let's see you try this on for size! Napalm Cutter!" James pulled his sword out of the ground and a large stream of lava shot out of the hole in the ground. He delivered a forward slash that created a lava styled blade cut that raced towards Madara. He flawlessly moved to the side and made some fast hand signs again without uttering a word. Then, a large bolt of lightning struck James down and held him there as James reeled in agony at the attack. Madara made his way over to James and smirked. James clenched his teeth and held his katana to the sky. The lightning was conducted into the blade and James held his blade out in front of him once again.
"Don't underestimate me, pal! Plasma Break!" James yelled as he threw his sword at Madara who was slightly surprised at the action. He was then pierced in the shoulder by the lightning conducted katana and it stuck out the back of his armor. Blood dripped onto the ground as he staggered back slightly.
"Heheheh… Not bad, boy. Hashirama is the only other person to injure me like that," Madara smirked as he pulled the katana out of his shoulder. He tossed the blade up and down a few times to look at it thoroughly.
"What a nice blade you have here… Very sharp to pierce me like that. With the right amount of training…" Madara told James as he caught the handle and threw it back at James without warning. The blade pierced James in the stomach and knocked him off his feet. James yelled in agony as he fell back onto the ground and blood shot out of his mouth. He laid on his right side as he tried to pull the sword out of his stomach. Madara stood over James and looked down at him with a wicked smile on his face.
"Things like that will not happen to you. Join me… And, we will bring about new world order." James groaned and looked away.
"Hey, buddy! Get away from my bro!" Goku's voice called as he came flying in on Nimbus with the Power Pole poised to attack. He smacked the pole across Madara's face and hops off of Nimbus and lands beside James to check on him.
"James, are you okay?! Please, say something!" Goku panicked as he checked on James. James pulled out the sword and blood began to come out of the wound.
"God Damn it!" James coughed as he held his hand over his wound. The Uchiha shinobi smirked as he looked at Goku and James.
"Who is this guy?! Why is he hurting you?!" Goku panicked as he looked at him.
"Don't even know…" James told him as he looked up. Madara was gone as soon as Goku kicked him in the face.
"What did he want from you?" Goku asked him as he looked at him. James looked at Goku and shook his head.
"To rule the world… I can't remember. He was too vague," James told Goku as he slowly got to his feet and yelled in pain as his wound throbbed, "We have to get back to the village… Before anything else happens." James passed out from blood loss after he finished his sentence. Goku was panicking as he puts James on Nimbus and flew off at high speed towards the village. Madara comes out of the ground and smirked as he pressed his finger into his ear. A low static noise was heard from his ear.
"Have you delivered the message?" a voice said over the static.
"He will figure it out. Heading back," Madara said as he shrunk back into the sand.
-Play Pyramid Cave From Sonic Adventure 2-
-Village; Next Day- James sat up with a loud gasp and cry of pain as he held his hand over his stomach. Some gauze was wrapped around his stomach and chest area as he sat up. He was also shirtless and wearing his black slacks… Which were covered in blood. He slipped off his pants and tossed them aside as he spots a clean white shirt with a logo of Capsule Corp on the front and back of the shirt and a pair of blue shorts. He slips on the clothes and groaned at the pain in his abdomen as he slips his shirt on.
"I was not expecting to run into Madara Uchiha of all people… I am glad to be alive right now. Why the hell was Madara here? What is going on with this timeline?" James muttered as he slipped on his cloak and walked out of the room. He was greeted by a young girl about 13 with short black hair and brown eyes. She looked at James and blinked at him.
"Hi there…" she said with a small blush, "You took a nasty hit there… Are you okay? Any pains?"
"Yeah… It is just throbbing pain," James told her as he rubbed his abdomen, "You must be the village chief's daughter, Pochawhompa. Right?" She nods her head and smiled at him.
"Did you patch me up?"
"Sort of… Miss Seljina took care of most of the work. Your friends were in a panic over you," Pochawhompa said as she looked at him, "Although… Your brother was touching me inappropriately." James's left eye twitched in an irritable manner as he slapped his forehead.
"He is still going to do that? Man, I have to really tell him not to do that," James mumbled.
"You all are going through this trouble for me… I am grateful," Pochawhompa told him as she nods her head at James, "Do you think Oolong will give up?"
"Nah… Neither will we, though. Oolong is like a little player… He will try at anything to get what he wants," James told her, "That doesn't mean we will turn tail and run. That trickster has another thing coming." Then, a loud scream filled the air and James and Pochawhompa raced outside. Goku had caught Oolong by the leg and was holding him upside down high in the air.
"Who is that?" Pochawhompa asked James as she looked at him.
"That is Oolong, all right," James told her as he glanced at her, "Told you we wouldn't turn tail and run. Good job, bro!" James waved to Goku and Goku yelled in happiness as he nearly lets go of Oolong, letting the poor piglet squeal in horror.
"Just come down, kiddo! I need a status report!" James told Goku. Nimbus flew down to the ground and Goku hops off of Nimbus to embrace James in a hug.
"You worried me so much! Don't leave me like how Grandpa left us!" Goku told James as he looked up at James as tears streamed down his cheeks. James didn't respond as he pats Goku on the head and smiled down at him.
"Sorry I worried you, Goku," James told Goku as he hugged him, "I ain't going anywhere. I promise you that much."
"Me either," Goku told James as he nods his head. Bulma and Jane races over to James and hugged him as well as Seljina tied up Oolong.
"Hey, ladies… What'd I miss?" James joked ad he looked at them. Jane smacked him across the face as she looked at him.
"Why?!"
"You do that again… I will kill you myself," Jane told James as she looked at him, "You are the closest thing to a best friend that I have."
"Same!" Bulma told James, "Just… Be careful next time, okay?"
"I will try my best," James told as he looked at his friends. Seljina went over to James as the group separated.
"You saved my life…" James told her as he looked at her. Seljina smirked and shrugged her shoulders.
"Didn't want your journey to end that fast… Know what I mean?" Seljina told James as she elbowed him, "Besides… You and I are even." She looked back as the elderly woman from before had came up beside her and hands Goku the Dragon Ball.
"Thank you for taking care of this. We are eternally grateful of you," the chief told the group. Pochawhompa looked on in wonder.
"So, Oolong… Where are the other girls? Are they safe?" Seljina asked as she glared at the pig. Oolong looked away in fear as Seljina walked up to him.
"Or, we could feast off of you. I do like roasted pig…"
"Gah! No, thank you!" Oolong panicked as he looked at Seljina, "Get back, you evil bitch!" Seljina frowned and grabbed Oolong by the ears.
"Then, tell us!" Seljina told him angrily as she pulled at his ears, "Those girls better not have been touched… Otherwise…"
"Seljina, hold up! The girls are safe!" a voice called as a silver haired man rushed up to her and pats her on the shoulder.
"Barry… What do you mean?" Seljina asked as she looked back at him.
"Look… How do I explain this?" Barry asked her, "Look, the girls are safe… In fact, they are living the lap of luxury."
-Play Comic Track From Hyperdimension Neptunia (Forgot the real name to it. But, it sounds comical to me.)-
"…What?" the group (Excluding James) and Seljina said at the same time. James scratched his cheek and shook his head.
"Did you know?!" Jane asked James.
"Sort of… Like I said, Oolong is a child," James told her as he shrugged his shoulders, "All he wanted was to get a pretty girl. He is also kinda perverted…"
"God Damn It, James! You knew all along!" Bulma fumed as she looked at him.
"Not at all… I have been known about Oolong," James joked as he nods his head. The girls threw their hands up into the air and Seljina sighed as she looked at Oolong.
"Bring us to them… I will get the villagers," Seljina told Oolong as she hands the end of the rope over to James, "Watch him, please."
"Got it," James told Seljina. Seljina walked off to get the villagers and Oolong glanced at James in wonder.
"What are you gonna do with me?" Oolong asked James.
"Simple. I will give you a second chance at life… Serve me as an underling. You will not be disappointed," James said seriously. The group looked at James like he was crazy.
"Excuse me? What?! Work for you?!" Oolong asked as he glared at James. James walked up to Oolong and knelt in front of him with a deadly glare in his chocolate brown eyes. Oolong shrunk back in fear at the amount of sheer gravity of this look he was getting from James.
"You will do as I say, when I say. No talking back… No betrayal. Any of that and I roast you and eat you for dinner," James told Oolong as he placed a hand on Oolong's head, "Get it?"
"Got it!" Oolong panicked as he nods his head.
"Good… Now, where were we?" James said with a kind smile. Everyone shuddered, excluding Goku, and looked at each other.
"Does anyone else crave turkey right now?"
"I am always hungry," Goku told James with a smile. James smirked and went over to Goku.
"We are back," Seljina called as many villagers followed behind her. The chief walked right up to Oolong and glared at him.
"All right, you. Where are the girls?" the chief ordered Oolong.
"No need. My underling will get them for you," James said as he waved him off, "Right, Oolong?" Oolong gulped and nods his head quickly.
"This way," Oolong said as he walked ahead and James was right behind him. The villagers and the group followed behind James and Oolong.
"Wow… What happened when I was gone for a minute?" Seljina asked Bulma and Jane.
"Long story short, James made Oolong his underling," Jane said as she glanced at Seljina.
"You are kidding! Oolong, serving under James? I didn't see that coming," Seljina said in shock.
"Well, neither did we," Bulma said as she shrugged her shoulders.
"Well, we can't say we came all this way for nothing, am I right?" James said as Goku rushed up to him.
"Uh huh! We got a Dragon Ball out of it! How many more do we have to get?" Goku asked James as he held the ball in his hands.
"With the one Bulma has… And this one and Grandpa's Dragon Ball… 3, I think," James said as he scratched the back of his head, "We are on our way, bro. We are making new friends along the way, too!"
"Yeah! Wonder what is coming next?" Goku smiled as he looked up at James. Then, Pochawhompa went up to James and tapped his arm. He looked at her and she smiled.
"I want to go with you all… If that is okay," she told James. He stopped and blinked at her.
"Is… Something wrong?"
"No… It's just that… That took me by surprise, that's all," James told her with a smile, "Let me consult with Bulma first, okay?"
"Mmhmm!" she smiled cutely. James smiles and nods his head.
-Oolong's Mansion- The crowd arrived at a large luxurious mansion and stopped to gaze in awe at it. James chuckled and looks at Oolong.
"How did you manage this?" James asked Oolong.
"By pillaging other villages," Oolong said as he looked away.
"And, you are happy with that?" Goku asked seriously as he glared at Oolong. James chuckled again and walked up to the doors of the mansion and kicked them open.
"Hello?! Anybody home?!" James called. Then, a young girl with short red hair that was really spiky raced up to James and stopped as she bowed to him. She wore a black and white maid's outfit and a white beret on her head.
"I apologize… Master Oolong is not home," she said as she looked up at James.
"Oh, I got him right here," James told her as he pulled the rope and Oolong over to him.
"Scarlet, your master is in trouble! Execute Plan Alpha X!" Oolong panicked.
"Alpha what now?" James asked as the girl drop kicks James out of the mansion. He lands outside and on the ground, holding his ribs.
"Okay, I did not see that coming… What the hell?" James groaned as he stood up, "Oh, it is ON sister!" James threw the rope away and got into a stance. The girl leaps out of the mansion and lands a few feet away from James and got into a stance.
"You guys just get the girls… I will handle the rude bitch," James said as he cracked his neck.
"Okay… Come on," Seljina said as she led the others inside.
"What a chore…" Jane groaned as she rubbed her temples.
"Why did you do that?" Goku asked Oolong seriously.
"I am no one's lackey," Oolong said as he looked away. Seljina grabs the rope and tied it around Oolong again.
"Oh, really?" Seljina smirked darkly, "Move it, pot roast." Oolong sighed and kept walking. The group kept walking until they came to a large room where 3 girls were lounging and working out in. They noticed Oolong first and then the others.
"Oh, Oolong darling! You came back? We ran out of soda," one of them said.
"Huh? Why is everyone here?" another girl said.
"Are you kidding me?" Pochawhompa said as she blinked several times.
"I bet James knew about this somehow…" Jane smirked.
"You had us thinking you were being raped here! Yet, you live here in the lap of luxury sipping on cocktails and running on treadmills?!" Seljina roared angrily, "What happened to letting us know you were all right?!" The girls nonchalantly apologized and continued on what they were doing.
"…" the villagers were speechless. Then, Scarlet flew through a wall and landed on the ground in front of the villagers. James walked out of the hole in the wall with an annoyed expression on his face.
"That'll teach you to kick me in the… Oh. Well, lookie here. They were fine all along… Surprise there," James said in an annoyed tone as he walked towards the group, "So, whatever happened to We Are All Right? Went right out the window when they saw the luxury! Well, guess what?! Your kids are gold diggers! Let's clap it up for them! Your families were worried sick about you all! And, you sit there and suck on cocktails! Pause… Anyway, we are here to drag your skinny asses home! Like it or not…" The girls looked at him in confusion as Scarlet moaned as she got back up. James went over to her and she shrunk back.
"As for you… You do not kick someone's nads! Understood?!"
"Yes, sir!" she panicked as she quickly nods her head.
"Good… Oww…" James groaned as he held his stomach.
"Oh, be careful… The stitches might come loose," Pochawhompa said as she went over to James and rubbed his stomach gently.
"I think I need to lay down for a while," James muttered as he sat down.
"I think we can afford to rest here for now…" Bulma said to James as she went over to him. He nods his head and laid down. He fell asleep quickly after that.
(This is where the chapter ends! Who was expecting Madara to show up?! I bet no one was… I got the idea from another user to add a little more flair to this story. As such… James will not be as OP as he is. Since he got literally curbstomped by Madara, he will now know not to take things too lightly. Also, Madara is not the only other person to be coming in this story that is not from Dragon Ball! PM me on who do you want to see show up next on this crazy adventure! Also, I will leave it up to you! Who should James be paired up with in this story? I will give some lean way on who he should pair up with… While it does have to be reasonable, give me an idea on who you think James should be paired up with! Let me know and I will see what I can do! Until Next Time! A/N.)
-End Chapter 5-