Dragon Ball Scott Adventures
Chapter 7: Fry Pan Mountain or Bust! Or… KAMEHAMEHA!
-The Next Morning- James and Bulma were sound asleep in the upstairs bedroom, stark naked with Bulma on top of James. Bulma moaned as she wakes from her slumber.
"Man, what a night…" Bulma muttered as she looked around. She got out of bed and saw the hickey on James's neck.
"Ugh… I bet he is gonna be feeling that soon." James yawned and rubbed his neck as he sat up.
"Man, that was something… Oh. Morning, Bulma. Did I hurt you last night?" James asked curiously as he looked at Bulma. Bulma chuckled and shook her head no.
"Nah. That was definitely top 3," Bulma joked as she went into the bathroom and looked back at him, "You could really make a girl happy with that thing."
"Wow… Bulma of all women says that to me? I am the shit, boi!" James thought happily as Bulma went into the bathroom and closed the door. James nods his head and slipped his underwear and pants on. He practically glided down the steps to see everyone getting up and ready for the day. Pochawhompa looked at James as he stopped in front of her.
"Hey… Uhh… About last night…" James told her as he looked at her. She blushed and nods her head.
"Was that what you call… Sex?" Pochawhompa asked, startling Seljina and Jane. James slapped his forehead as Jane pulled out a kunai and glared at James with a heavy blush.
"What did you do to her last night?!" Jane asked him as she glared daggers at him. Seljina had a red aura around her as her eyes turned dark red.
"Wait a sec! I didn't do anything to Pochawhompa! I swear!" James told them. Pochawhompa quickly caught on and defended James.
"Please understand… He and Bulma…" she said. Jane and Seljina looked at James again as he shrugged his shoulders.
"What," Jane deadpanned.
"Good morning, ladies and gents," Bulma said as she came down wearing a bath towel around her torso and was drying her hair with another towel, "Uhh… What happened?"
"Did you and James…" Jane asked her. Bulma blinked at Jane and realized what she was getting at.
"Yes. It was fantastic," Bulma smiled as she winked at him. James cleared his throat and looked at the girls' shocked faces.
"Well… Someone got lucky last night…" Oolong said as he looked back at James and smirked perversely. Pochawhompa looked at James and blushed as she looked down at his pants. She then remembered seeing his large member that night…
"How did it get so big?" Pochawhompa asked James. Seljina flinched and stepped back.
"Well… You wouldn't believe me, but… I am older than I look," James said, "I just went through age reversion."
"Ah, lucky prick!" Bulma gasped as she looked at him, "How many girls?"
"Only the princess… MANY times over," James told Bulma as he rubbed his head, "Dude, dead serious… Never date royalty. Pretentious upstarting…"
"Anyway… How much farther from Fry Pan Mountain?" Seljina asked as she cleared her throat. James nods his head and looked at Bulma who grabbed the Dragon Ball Radar from the table.
"Well… It's not that far now. You think we could drive the rest of the way there?" Bulma asked Oolong as she looked at him.
"Why should I?" Oolong asked as he looked back at Bulma. Seljina stood over him with a frown on her face. He gulped and got the van out of park.
-Play La Dele De From Hyperdimension Neptunia-
"So… Is it supposed to grow that big when you are aroused?" Pochawhompa asked as she pulled James aside. James blushed and rubbed the back of his head.
"How long are you gonna pursue this, Pochawhompa? This is unhealthy," James told her.
"If I want to have a husband one day, I need to know about sex," she stated as she looked at James, "Can you teach me?" Jane glanced back at James and Pochawhompa as James panicked and turned away from her.
"Why me, though?" James thought as he hits his head against the wall several times and growled.
"Is something wrong?" she asked innocently.
"Yes. You don't ask a person up front about sex," James said bluntly as he looked back at her, "You need to know the person fully before you can resort to that. Understand?" She nods her head and looked at Bulma as Seljina gave Bulma an outfit that looked similar to a certain outfit of a martial artist… A schoolgirl outfit with red mixed martial arts gloves.
"Well… This will have to do. Where did you get this?" Bulma asked her.
"I have a Capsule wardrobe in my pocket," she said as she looked at Bulma, "You are welcome."
"Girl, you are a lifesaver," she said with a smile. She slips into the outfit and looks herself over. Goku was still asleep through all of this as was Yoko.
"Something is coming… Get ready," James said suddenly. The gang looked at James as he pulled out his katana and looked out the window. Then, James spotted a rocket racing towards the van full speed!
"Okay… This is gonna hurt… BRACE FOR IMPACT!" James screamed as he tackled Bulma and Pochawhompa to the floor. Seljina looked out the window and gasped. She held her hands up and a weak Ki shield held up on the driver's side of the van. The rocket crashed into the shield, blowing the van several feet into the air and crashing to the ground a few seconds later, rolling to a stop. Everyone was laying on the wall of the van, trying to get their bearings. Goku was awake and was laying outside the van, barely scathed. He got up and dusted himself off. Hel looks back at the van and panicked as he rushed over to it.
"Guys! Guys, are you okay?!" Goku panicked as he punched open one of the glass windows and looked inside.
"Oww… Glass fell on me," Bulma groaned, "How did you know a rocket was coming?"
"I heard it coming…" James said as he looked at Bulma, "Report."
"Shit… Goddamn it… I am fine," Oolong grunted as he pulled himself out of the wrecked driver's seat.
"Here…" Jane called as she crawled from upstairs and held her left temple as it bled slightly.
"JAMES, WE GOT A PROBLEM!" Seljina yelled as she held a bleeding Yoko in her arms. James got up and raced over to the puppy as it whined and whimpered in pain. There were cuts and scrapes all over her body which was bleeding quite badly.
"No, no, no… Yoko, speak to me. Come on, Yoko! Please…" James panicked as he hugged the puppy. Her whimpers got quieter as she lost consciousness. James looked at the limp animal in his arms as tears spilled down his cheeks.
-Play Home From RWBY Vol. 4 Soundtrack-
James sank to his knees as he trembled with rage and sorrow. The girls looked on in shock as they watched Yoko die in James's arms.
"James, I am so sorry… I…" Seljina said sadly as she placed a hand on his shoulder.
"…" James didn't reply as he looked up at her and shook his head. She looked away and tears streamed down her cheeks. Goku clenched his fists as he hops off of the van and looked around.
"Come out, you coward! You killed an innocent puppy!" Jane called as she leaps out of the wreckage and lands beside Goku. She pulled out her kunai and looked around as well. Then, Yamcha and Pu'ar pulled up in a motorcycle and Yamcha points a machine gun at Jane and Goku.
"Hand over the balls… Or else," Yamcha said seriously as he looked at them.
"…Was it you?" Jane asked in a deadly low tone. Yamcha felt the hostility in her tone and glared back at her.
"What are you talking about?" Yamcha asked her.
"DID YOU SHOOT THAT ROCKET AT US?!" Jane roared angrily as her sadistic personality took over. Yamcha flinched and cleared his throat.
"Umm… Yeah. Why?" Yamcha asked curiously.
"It was you… You killed Yoko…" Jane said softly as she glared daggers at Yamcha. Then, a roar of fury was heard and James leaps out of the van and lands in front of Yamcha with a dark aura surrounding him.
"FUCK CANON! I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!" James roared as he grabbed Yamcha by the throat and began to choke him. The girls came out of the wreckage and raced over to pull James away from Yamcha.
"LET ME GO! HE WILL PAY FOR THIS!"
"James, please! You must calm down!" Pochawhompa begged James as she hugged him and tears streamed down her cheeks, "I can tell how much Yoko meant to you! Please… Do it for her." James stopped and sunk to his knees as the dark aura disappeared.
"Yoko… Why?! It's not fair!" James said as tears streamed down his cheeks. Pochawhompa held the dead puppy in her arms as James shook his head. She went up to him and hugged him again tightly.
"I know… It's gonna be okay," she whispered as she kissed him on the forehead. Goku glared at Yamcha and punched him in the face, knocking him to the ground.
"Oww! What the hell?!" Yamcha yelled, "How was I supposed to know?!"
"Leave… Now. You done enough," Seljina told him with a dark tone as her eyes turned blood red. Yamcha and Pu'ar drove off in a frenzy after that. Pochawhompa handed James Yoko's body and James dug a hole big enough for the puppy to fit in. He placed the puppy in the hole and put the dirt back in the hole.
"…" James didn't say anything as he pulled out a bottle of sake and pours a little onto the freshly made grave.
"I'm sorry I wasn't fast enough to save you, my little wolfie…" James said sadly as he looked down at the grave. Bulma pats James on the shoulder and smiled sadly at him.
"It's gonna be okay. How about this? I will give you my wish," Bulma offered. Goku and James looked at Bulma in shock.
"But, what about…" James asked Bulma. She shook her head and smiled.
"I can live without it… Besides, I am kinda content with being a friend with benefits with you. I can deal," Bulma told James.
"Bulma, it's okay. Keep your wish… I dealt with loss before. But, it wasn't this heavy. But, I can deal with it," James told Bulma, "I don't want to keep your wish from you."
"James, you are a kind soul… Despite your perverted nature. You can really make a girl happy," Bulma smiled as she looked at him, "And, don't worry. It will get better." James smiled and wiped his tears away.
"Thanks, Bulma," James told her as he stood up, "Yoko, I will never forget you. I promise… I hope you are reunited with your family in heaven." James looked at the others and nods his head.
"Come on. We have 2 more Dragon Balls to collect. And, it looks like it is gonna get hotter… So, let's get a move on."
"Agreed," Goku said as he nods his head.
-Much Later- The group walked through the scorching heat for what seemed like hours until they heard tires screeching behind them.
"What is that?" Jane asked as she went on alert.
"A minority," James said as he rolled his eyes as he looked behind him, "Great." Yamcha and Pu'ar pulled up beside the group in their car and had sincere looks on their faces.
"What do you want?" Bulma said out of nowhere as she had a shockingly hostility in her voice towards Yamcha. James looked at Bulma in mild shock and then looked back at Yamcha.
"Look… We're sorry we killed your little puppy. To make it up to you, we have a present," Yamcha said as he tossed James a red Capsule. James caught the Capsule and clicked it. He tossed it out and a large red van appeared out of the smoke.
"Okay… I guess the world decided to cut us a break. Originally, this is supposed to be a small blue van capable of fitting about 4 people. A red van is just what the doctor ordered…" James thought as he looked the van over. He nods to Bulma as he looked back at her.
"That… Was nice of you. Thank you," Seljina said as she blinked at Yamcha.
"It's the least I can do… You guys have a safe trip," Yamcha said as he looked at Pu'ar. Pu'ar puts the car into gear and they drove off.
"Something seems off…" Oolong spoke up as he looked at James.
"Oh, I know… But, we have a set of wheels and shade from the sun. Let's play along for now," James agreed with Oolong, "You drive."
"Yes, sir," Oolong said as he climbed into the driver's seat.
"Goku, in the back with Seljina. Pochawhompa and Bulma, in the middle. I got shotgun," James said. Everyone agreed and got in their respective seating. Oolong drove off towards the direction of Fry Pan Mountain… Unknowing to them that Yamcha and Pu'ar were tracking them.
"Looks like they took the bait," Yamcha said as he looked at Pu'ar.
"Do you think that James guy knows we put a tracker on the car?" Pu'ar asked Yamcha as he looked at Yamcha.
"Nah. He may be tough enough to take on Lord Akuma… But, he ain't smart enough to look hard enough for a tracker on the car," Yamcha said confidently.
"You're right, Lord Yamcha… Too much of a coincidence," Pu'ar said as he chuckled to himself.
-Fry Pan Mountain, Several Hours Later- The group arrived at their destination… Which was a HUMONGOUS burning mountain that towered over them. They got out of the van and looked at the burning mountain in awe.
"Man… That is impressive. I am not even gonna front… That shit is pure fire," James joked as he nods his head. Bulma and Jane groaned as Seljina gave him a look that said 'Really, though?' while Pochawhompa giggled to herself.
"How do we put out the fire?" Goku asked James as he looked at him.
"Probably several tornadoes or something…" James muttered.
"I can probably do it," Seljina commented, "If I had some water, maybe."
"Okay. Wrap that one up for Plan A. Plan B?" James said as he looked at the mountain.
"Who goes there?!" a voice boomed as a mountain of a man wearing battle armor stomped towards the group. Bulma stammered as she was frozen in fear. Oolong looked at the man and pissed himself. Pochawhompa hid behind James and clutched his black cloak as James smiled at the large man.
"Gyu Mao? Well, this is a surprise… Gohan has told me about you," James called to the man. The man looked at James in shock and knelt down in front of James.
"You know my dojomate?! How is he?" he asked in shock as he looked at James. James looked down sadly and sighed.
"Son Gohan… Is dead," James told him, "I am his adoptive grandson, James Scott. This is my foster brother, Son Goku." Gyu turned to Goku and smiled.
"Is that the Power Pole?! That cinches it! To meet grandsons of Son Gohan… Ah, it's a small world after all… I remember the good old days," Gyu told them. The girls looked on in shock as Oolong sunk to his knees.
"Bruh… You will love this, then. We met Master Roshi, too!" James told Gyu. He laughed heartily.
"That is good news! Master is alive and kicking!" he said as he nods his head, "Actually, can you both do me a favor?"
"Sure, Mr. Mao. What do you need?" James asked him with a smile.
"My daughter, Chi-Chi, is missing. Could you find her for me?" Gyu asked James and Goku.
"No problem," Goku said as he nods his head, "Nimbus!" Then, Nimbus flew out of the clouds and stops in front of Goku.
"You wouldn't happen to have a photo of Chi-Chi, would you?" James asked Gyu. The girls giggled as they imagined what Chi-Chi would look like. Seljina looked at them and cleared her throat.
"Sure! Here," Gyu said as he hands James a photo of kid Chi-Chi. James sighed and nods his head.
"God Damn, Gyu… This is the only thing I would change about Chi-Chi. The outfit can be better on a more mature woman than a preteen… The lolicons will be coming for her," James thought as he looked at the photo. He hands the photo to Gyu and called out Black Comet. He pulled Pochawhompa onto the board.
-Play Botanical Garden From Sonic Riders Zero Gravity-
"Be back in a jiff! Let's ride, Goku!" James called as he rode off on his hoverboard while Pochawhompa hugged his waist. Goku rode off after James and the rest of the group waited with Gyu Mao.
-With Chi-Chi- The day wasn't really good overall for the young Mao girl. She was chased by a dinosaur in which she had to cut in half with her headpiece which turned out to be a blade and was attacked by Yamcha… Accidentally. He had to knock her out because she almost killed him with her blade. She laid on the ground, unconscious as Goku stopped in front of her a few minutes later. He hops off of Nimbus and looked down at the unconscious Chi-Chi. He then had a concerned look on his face as he turned her over and looked at her for a few more seconds. Now, in another universe, he would be dense in this situation. But, due to James being in this universe and teaching him how girls are and how relationships work, Goku had a somewhat understanding on how it works. He then placed his left ear near her heart and listened for a heartbeat. He heard her heartbeat and sat up.
"Hello? Are you okay? Wake up," Goku told her. Chi-Chi moaned lightly and opened her eyes slowly. She saw Goku looking down at her and blushed as she sat up.
"What happened?" she said as she held her head.
"I just found you here, sleeping," Goku told her.
"Some guy knocked me out," she said as she looked at Goku, "It was unnecessary."
"The minority strikes again," James called as he came to a stop next to Goku and Chi-Chi and he and Pochawhompa got off of the Black Comet, "You must be Chi-Chi. I am James Scott. This is my brother, Son Goku. And, this is my… Girlfriend, Pochawhompa." Pochawhompa blushed and bowed to Chi-Chi.
"Nice to meet you," Chi-Chi said earnestly as she smiled at them.
"Girlfriend?" Pochawhompa whispered to James as she looked at him.
"Go with the flow, okay? I got this," James told her silently. He cleared his throat and looked back at Chi-Chi.
"Your father sent us to come get you," Goku told her as he helped her to her feet, "We are on our way back."
"Let's make a quick stop first. We need Master Roshi to put out the fire on the mountain," James told him. Goku looked at James and smiled at him.
"Yeah! We can tell him about the Ox King!" Goku called as he looked at James while he nods his head, "Hop on!" Goku hops onto Nimbus and looked down at Chi-Chi. He held out his tail and Chi-Chi grabbed onto it. She pulled herself onto the cloud and Goku shivered at having his tail pulled. James had taught him how to at least not faint when someone grabs his tail.
"That tingles," Goku said to Chi-Chi as he looked at her. James and Pochawhompa hopped back onto Black Comet and the 2 "couples" rode off to the direction of Roshi's island. On the way, Goku was smacked off of his cloud and Chi-Chi crashed the Nimbus cloud into a tree. James sighed and Pochawhompa pinched the bridge of her nose.
"Well… That was interesting," James said as he rode up to Goku's side, "Did you do the Pat Pat thing again?" Goku sheepishly nods his head and James rubbed the temples on the sides of his head.
"I have told you about doing that, Goku… That never ends well," James told him as he picked Goku up and stood him up straight, "Come on, child… We better get going." James rode the Black Comet up towards Chi-Chi and the Nimbus.
"Sorry, Chi-Chi… I wasn't sure you were a girl," Goku blushed as he looked at her. Chu-Chi blushed back and smiled.
"You could've just asked…" she said sheepishly as she looked away.
"Bruh… What?" James said out loud, "I forgot how thirsty this chick was…"
"What? Why do I need water?" Chi-Chi asked James as she had question marks floating above her head.
"No reason," James told her with a chuckle, "Anyway, come on. We are burning daylight." Goku and Chi-Chi got back on Nimbus and the small group rode off again.
-Several Hours Later; Roshi's Island- The group had been riding for hours until they came across a small island with a house resting in the middle.
"Is that it?" Goku asked James as he looked at him. James nods his head and looked back at Pochawhompa.
"I should warn you. Roshi is a bigger perv than I am," James told her, "Stick close to me, okay?" Pochawhompa nods her head as she hugged his torso.
-Play Roshi's Island From DBZ Legacy Of Goku 2-
The group arrived at the island and landed on the island. Pochawhompa held James's hand and stuck by his right side as James cleared his throat.
"ROSHIIIIIII! YOU HAVE COMPANY!" James yelled at the top of his lungs, shaking the house. Roshi yelled as he held his hands over his ears. He got out of the house and cleaned out his ears.
"Oh, my young protégé! Welcome back! And, Goku too! What brings you back?" Roshi said as he looked at James and Goku.
"I have a favor to ask of you, Master Roshi. Have you heard of the Bansho Fan?" James asked him. Roshi looked at James and nods his head.
"Why, yes. I have the fan, still… But, I kinda spilled ramen all over it," Roshi said as he rubbed the back of his head. James sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose as Chi-Chi began to panic.
"What are we supposed to do about our home now?! We needed that fan!" Chi-Chi panicked as she looked down at the ground. Goku pats her on the shoulder as James nods his head.
"Okay, how about this? Can a strong Ki wave put out a fire?" James asked Roshi as he looked at him.
"My Kamehameha can put it out, then," Roshi said as he nods his head, "But, I wanna make a deal." James inwardly cursed and smiled on the outside as he nods his head.
"What is it? If it includes Pochawhompa or Chi-Chi, forget it," James told Roshi.
"No, I may be an old perv… But, I will not target your lady friend. Not that one, anyway…" Roshi smiled as he shook his head. James sighed and nods his head as Pochawhompa smiled up at James.
"Is it Bulma?" James asked as he looked at Roshi.
"More like the ninja girl," Roshi said as he began to drool. James was taken back by that remark.
"I really shouldn't do this… But, what choice do I have? Wait… I have an idea," James thought as he nods his head.
"Deal," James said as he shook Roshi's hand. Pochawhompa gaped in shock as James went back over to her.
"James, are you sure about this?" she asked him as he got back on Black Comet. He helped her back on the hoverboard and smirked at her deviously.
"Don't worry, I got me an idea," James told her softly, "You got a ride, Roshi?"
"I am good," Roshi called as a large gray turtle shell lands in front of Roshi and he got on the shell. It lifted off into the air and followed behind Black Comet and Nimbus.
-Several More Hours Later; Fry Pan Mountain- The small group of 5 met up with the others just as Seljina and Gyu were locked into an arm wrestling match and Jane was cheering her on. Seljina slammed Gyu down onto the ground and pumped her fists into the air.
"Hoorah, bitch!" Seljina smirked as she flexed a few times, "No one beats a Phoenix!" Gyu got back up and smiled as he dusted himself off.
"Very impressive… No one has beaten me in a match of wits," Gyu chuckled as he looked at Seljina.
"I am more than a dainty flower, Mr. Mao," Seljina smirked as she winked at him.
"Well, someone is having fun," James said as he and Pochawhompa got off of Black Comet and James called back his hoverboard. Seljina turned to James and smirked.
"Finally! Everything went okay?" Bulma asked James as she went over to him.
"Yeah, for the most part… Where is Jane?" James asked Bulma as he looked at her.
"This way," Bulma said as she took him by the hand.
"BRB," James said to the others as he and Bulma went off into another direction. Jane was sleeping inside a destroyed building while holding a photo of herself and an older woman that looked like her. James and Bulma went up to her and looked down at her.
"After you left, she walked into this building and began talking to herself. It was weird," Bulma said as she looked at James. James knelt in front of Jane and looked at the photo.
"This must be a photo of her and her mother… She did say she came from a group of assassins when we met," James told Bulma as he looked back at her. He lightly shook Jane awake and she awoke to see James kneeling in front of her.
"James? You're back already?" Jane asked as she rubbed her eyes.
"I was gone for about 6 hours," James told Jane as he looked at her, "Who is that?" James points to the photo and Jane sighed as she puts the photo away in her pants pocket.
"My mother… Before she died," she said as she looked down, "She was my world growing up. Then… I found out she was an ex leader of the group of assassins that I was apart of before I joined up with you guys." James looked at Jane as he stood up.
"What was the name of the group that took you in?" James asked Jane.
"League Of Assassins," she said as she stood up and looked at James. James inwardly screamed as he heard the name.
"Do you know the name of the current leader?" James asked her cautiously.
"…No. I never met him nor have I heard his name before," Jane told him as she shook her head. James inwardly sighed and nods his head.
"Why the sudden interest?"
"Nothing… Your powers kinda looked similar to an opponent I fought before. He looked kinda like you," James said as he turned away, "Anyway… I have something to tell you both."
"What did you do?" Bulma asked James as she looked at him.
"Well… I owe Roshi a deal. We need Oolong for this…" James told them. Jane looked at James and nods her head.
"We will discuss this later," Jane told James as she stood up and looked at the mountain, "What is this deal you made?"
"He wants to fondle Jane," James said. Both girls smacked James across the face and James fell back onto the ground.
"Why would you promise that?! You know what happened last time!" Jane fumed as she grabs James by the shirt collar.
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"Wait! This is why I need Oolong! Just calm down!" James told her as he held up his hands in defense. Jane growled and released James.
"James, why would you do that?" Bulma asked James as she shook her head.
"He can put out the fire," James told her, "And, we can retrieve the Dragon Ball." Bulma and Jane looked at James in confusion.
"How?" Both of them said at the same time.
"Using his trademark attack, the Kamehameha wave," James told them. Jane looked at James in shock as she knelt in front of him.
"I heard of that attack! Roshi made that attack?!" Jane gasped.
"Yeah… Plus, the word is Turtle Destructive Wave in English. It is pretty simple," James told her.
"That attack takes years to master!" Jane told James as she looked at him.
"Doable in seconds," James chuckled as he looked at her, "Come on. Let's get this plan into action." James and the girls went back to the group, who was waiting on them.
"All right, Roshi! I have discuss our deal with the girls… Do what you got to do," James told the old man as he pats Roshi on the back. Roshi laughed as he removes his shirt and looked back at Jane. He turned back to the mountain and got on top of a destroyed wall and took several deep breaths.
"Y'all might wanna step back," James said as he looked back at the group. The group did as instructed as Roshi lets out a battle cry and suddenly became REALLY buff. The group looked on in shock as Roshi prepared the trademark attack.
"KA… ME… HA… ME… HAAAAAAA!" Roshi called as he charged a blue Ki orb in his cupped hands and fired a vast blue beam at the mountain. The beam collided with the mountain and the mountain was engulfed in a bright blue light that blinded everyone (Sans Roshi and James, who put on their sunglasses). The light disappeared and Roshi went back to normal. He sat down on the wall and panted as James leaps onto the wall and pats Roshi on the shoulder.
"That… Was freaking awesome," James said as he nods his head, "Can you teach me how to do that?"
"It's not as easy as it looks," Roshi said to James as he looked up at him, "Huh?" He looked ahead and sweat dropped. The fire was put out… But, the mountain was destroyed!
"Whoops! I overdid it!" Roshi laughed sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his head. Everyone fainted in an anime fashion except for Goku and Seljina.
"I would've done it in a less messy manner. But, canon," Seljina said as she shrugged her shoulders.
"Amen, sister," James laughed and hops down from the wall.
"If you are serious about learning my attack… Then, listen closely. It's like this… Feel the energy course through you like a current and release it when it is at its peak," Roshi said simply as he got down from the wall and looked at James. James nods his head and took a deep breath. James was surrounded in a white aura as he slowly moved his hands in a calming pattern and cupped them at his left side. A red orb appeared in the middle of his hands as he took another deep breath.
"Ka… Me… Ha… Me… HA!" James yelled as he fired the orb out into a red Ki beam that shot out of his hands and the beam raced towards a destroyed wall and blew it up into rubble. Roshi nods his head and chuckled.
"Very nice. And, you made it change color," Roshi said with a smile. James sighed and chuckled as he looked at Roshi.
"Thank you. This should help me on my journey," James told Roshi as he bowed to the old turtle hermit. Roshi waved him off and smiled.
"Don't even mention it," Roshi said as he looked at James. Jane looked on in awe as she saw James use his first Kamehameha. She looked at James and Roshi as she walked over to them.
"Hey… I have to keep up my end of the deal. But, I want to learn the Kamehameha as well," Jane told Roshi.
"Which do you wanna do first?" Roshi asked her.
"Get it over with," Jane told Roshi as she went up to him. Roshi then grabs onto Jane's boobs and chuckled as he groped her. Jane blushed heavily as she looked away. Roshi groped Jane for a minute until he stopped and smiled as he backed off.
"Nice and firm… You should be proud," Roshi chuckled as he nods his head. He elbowed James playfully as he wriggled his eyebrows.
"You should totally hit that…"
"Roshi… Please," James told Roshi as he looked at him, "Calm down."
"Hey! We found the Dragon Ball!" Bulma called as she and Goku came over to James and Jane.
"Nice! One more, right?" James asked her as he looked at Bulma. Roshi went on to teach Jane the Kamehameha Wave and Goku ended up using the Kamehameha… On the van. James groaned as Bulma scolded Goku for destroying the van. Then, Seljina decided to learn the Kamehameha Wave as well. After that, Gyu gave them a Capsule that held a hovercar inside the Capsule. James then told Gyu that he needed a minute and decided to check up on Chi-Chi. Goku was talking with Chi-Chi about some things… So, James stood out of earshot to listen in. He was actually impressed with Goku for taking an interest in Chi-Chi. When they were finished with their discussion, they met up with the others and James brought out his hoverboard. Then, his thoughts went to his deceased puppy and he began to look downcast again. Pochawhompa went over to James and saw his look.
"Hey… It's okay. Yoko loved you so much, we all knew that," Pochawhompa said sweetly as she hugged his arm, "Come on. We gotta go."
"I know…" James said as he hops onto the hoverboard.
"I will miss you, Chi-Chi. I hope we meet again," Goku said as he held her hands.
"If we meet again, will you take me as your bride?" Chi-Chi asked as she looked at Goku.
"Sure. I would be happy to," Goku smiled as he nods his head. She giggled as she blushed and looks away. Goku hops on Nimbus and waved to Chi-Chi as he rode off. James rode up to Chi-Chi and smiled.
"Ah, you are so innocent… But, let me tell you something. Goku is an idiot… I am sorry, but he is. He thinks bride means food," James said with a chuckle. Chi-Chi looked at James in shock.
"I will tell him what bride means for you. Don't worry."
"Oh, thank you! I almost had a heart attack!" Chi-Chi said as she held her hand over her heart.
"Another thing… Get stronger. Goku likes strong opponents… And, food. Get really good at cooking, too," James told her as he looked at her. She nods her head and blushed.
"Thank you, Mr. Scott," Chi-Chi told James as she looked at him.
"Just call me James," James told her as he rode off. The group drove off after them and James caught up with Goku.
"Yo, bro! Can we talk?" James called to Goku. Goku looked back at James as James rode up to Goku.
"You should know that… Bride isn't some kind of food."
"I know… Jane had explained it to me yesterday when you and Seljina weren't with us," Goku told James. James and Pochawhompa looked at each other in shock.
"Wait… You knew that?!" James yelled as he looked at Goku, "So, you know what you are getting into?"
"Mmhmm…" Goku said as he looked at James. James shook his head and sighed.
"Well… It's your choice. Can't stop you," James told Goku, "So… Full speed ahead!" James charged ahead and Goku raced after James while the group drove off after them.
(All right! That is it for this chapter! I decided to put a little reference to a certain universe. I am sure some fans can spot it… Also, I decided to make Yamcha a student to Akuma. Give him a little more… Character development, know what I am saying? Wanna make everyone useful in this universe, even Yamcha. Although… Not many people would be happy that I killed off Yoko. I am not even happy about that decision. But, it is all to give James something to work for… To protect what he has left. He will be wallowing in this loss for a few more chapters… But he will ultimately accept it before the 1st arc ends. Anyway, let me know what you all think of the chapter! As always… SONIK OUT! A/N.)
-End Chapter 7-