The Random tales of Hogwarts:
Chapter 4: Neville's escapes from detention!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. J. does.
Harry, Hermione, and Ron was looking at Nat, who was muttering about her stupid housemates. Neville was afraid and curled up in fetal position.
He began to mutter to something called Miss Blue Stars and Mr. White Storms.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked at Neville and started to back away slowly.
A random student shouted loudly.
"IT'S BANGERS AND MASH WEDNESDAY!" yelled the student. Neville screamed.
"NO DON'T GO! I WANT MY MOMMY! I WANT MR FLUFFY AND TREVOR! HELP ME! IT'S THE DEVIL'S VAMPIRIC DAUGHTER!" screamed Neville.
The teachers crowded around Neville and Neville breathing in his personal space offended Professor Snape.
The Gryffindor boy ended up getting a detention for breathing in Professor Snape's presence. The boy was screaming that he was innocent.
"I'M INNOCENT AND I'M REALLY FRIGHTENED OF THE NEW GIRL CALLED NAT!" yelled Neville. He began plotting his escape.
~~~~~~Meanwhile far away from Snape's potion classroom~~~~~~~
Nat was humming an end of the world theme. After all, she was the legendary vampiric daughter of the Devil.
Who would ever thought of her as nice if she had no nice bone in her body?
She had to prove that she was the evilest of all evil.
She would prove that even Lord Voldemort was not evil compared to her evil!
Her father would be so proud when Voldie enters hell for all eternity! She laughed an evil laugh.
~~~~~~Meanwhile in Snape's potions classroom~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Neville had dug himself an escape tunnel to escape the detention.
He was currently humming the great escape theme as he continued to dig his way out of the classroom.
Soon he had escaped and freedom felt great. Neville noticed that the halls were empty.
"Neville, I don't think we are in Hogwarts anymore," he muttered to himself.
Shortly, he found a mirror that showed him what was going on in the world.
Harry had a muggle toy in his hand and he was threatening the Dark Lord with it.
Ron was dressed up as a muggle fairy while Hermione ran pass with Professor Dumbledore's robes and weirdly, his beard.
How she stole his beard, Neville did not know or want to ask.
Professor McGonagall was covering her face up in shame as Professor Dumbledore ran after Hermione wearing nothing but a bed sheet.
Before Neville knew it, he was back in his world, rocking backwards and forwards, muttering about what he had seen being so horrifying that he would have nightmares for months, maybe years.
(A/N: I know it is very short and that I have not updated this story since February, but I was both busy and had a writer's block.
I had forgotten this chapter, which will be a sort of interlude that should be chapter five.
I may update again sometime during this month but it will be most likely that it will be after next week due to an assignment for Forensic Chemistry. However, it may be the last update in a while since the assignments will start becoming closer together from January up to the May exams. I hope you have enjoyed reading this chapter.
Edited on 07/07/15, as I hated the original version, so I decided on Neville escaping detention instead.
Snape was not in the detention with Neville as a Slytherin had visited Snape to ask Snape to help his fellow snakes, who the Parody Sues were scaring.)