The random tales of Hogwarts
Chapter 7
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling does.
I only own the OCs apart from Keanu Thompson, which belongs to Sleepstar of Shadowclan.
I do not own King of Unknown Truth, that Fanfic belongs to Crazy-Girl-Who-Loves-Vamps.

The students had eaten the pizzas that Professor Dumbledore had ordered from a take-a-way shop.
All that where left were the box that the pizza boxes had come in as well as the pizza boxes themselves.
"What shall we do with these pizza boxes?" asked a random first year, Hufflepuff student.
"How about using the pizza boxes as the walls for a massive castle fort made from the pizza boxes?" suggested Keanu Thompson, the second year Gryffindor who had made the two Mary Sues disappear from Hogwarts.
"You..." started Fred Weasley.
"…The greatest…" added George Weasley.
"…Prankster to ever live, wants to build a castle fort out of the pizza boxes?" asked the twins together.
"I don't want greasy hair like Professor Snape!" Lavender Brown shrieked.
"We will use our wands to transfigure the boxes into pillows!" replied a Hufflepuff student.
"But what about the grease!" screeched Lavender Brown.
"We could use the cleaning charm on the boxes before we transfigure the boxes into pillows?" suggested a light brown-haired girl with expressive hazel eyes, wearing the Ravenclaw girl's uniform. In the girl's hands was a blue A4 sized muggle notebook and a ball point pen.
"Who are you?" asked Harry.
"Someone who should not be here. You may call me Victoria if you like. I am only trying to find my crazy sister, Nat.
She should be working on the next chapter of her fanfiction. In fact, I should be working on my parody series of Random Tales.
Err, just pretend that this conversation never happened. So, did you see my sister, Nat?
She is a dark brown-haired girl with dark brown, almost red, eyes," replied the strange girl.
"We have. I, err, accidentally sent her and Belle Hypes somewhere else," Keanu Thompson replied.
"Oh, ok. Well, I knew I should not have left my story unattended, but I needed coffee.
Between my job and all these story ideas, I tend to have odd sleeping patterns.
Oh, well. Better get my little sister back from…Japan," sighed Victoria.
She waved her pen, as if it was a wand, and Nat appeared, wearing an anime t-shirt.
"Oh, hello, Vic! How are you?" asked Nat.
"Hello, Nat. What are you doing in my story?" asked Victoria, her hazel eyes narrowed as she gazed at her younger sister.
"Oh, I wanted to help," whispered Nat.
"We are leaving, and you are not going in this story again," sighed Victoria.

Shortly, Harry blinked and looked at the pizza boxes again.
"What just happened?" asked Harry.
"We were just talking about a Pizza Box fort and then you passed out.
Anyway, we are just starting to make the Pizza Box Fort," replied Hermione Granger.
Harry shrugged and forgot his odd dream of seeing two strange girls with notebooks.
He helped as the students of Hogwarts created a Pizza Box version of Hogwarts.
"Well, at least we know that the four houses can work together to build a replica of Hogwarts.
Professor Padfoot, what do you think of the Pizza Box replica of Hogwarts?" asked Professor Dumbledore.
"I rate it Eleven out of Ten!" grinned Professor Padfoot.
The other teachers rated the Replica Hogwarts and soon a food fight broke out between the four houses.

Meanwhile, far away from Hogwarts and inside a black void, two young women were staring at each other, one in anger and the other in protest.
"What you did was reckless, Nat!
What if you get stuck inside my story? What if I could never get you out?" asked the light brown-haired woman with hazel eyes.
"Relax, Em! I was not in any danger! In fact, I was trying to experience your story before anyone else!
You are my older sister! But you will not allow me to read your stories on your laptop!
You will not allow Kat or Will to read them either! I let you read over my chapters for King of Unknown Truth!
I was wrong, but you rescued me. You would always rescue me if I need help," replied the dark brown-haired woman with dark brown eyes.
"I know, Nat. But you see, those stories I wrote on my phone are for my eyes only.
I feel embarrassed about anyone reading them, because the plot bunnies that I sometimes get, are dark.
Even this chapter is getting harder to write, because I have not wanted to finish this chapter.
Not because I am running out of Ideas, but because I have too many ideas for different stories.
What if you got stuck in my story and I did not return to finish the chapter? You could have been stuck there for months!
Mum would get worried about you! I know that your job is stressful, but you should never let what people say to you get under your skin," replied the first woman.
"Will you read over my next chapter of King of Unknown Truth?" asked Nat.
"Of course, I will, Nat," grinned Em. The two women left the black space of Near Emptiness.
"What happened as we left your story, Em?" asked Nat.
"I modified the characters' memories. They will not remember us being there.
Being an Author of a fanfic is like playing The Sims. You have the power to write about anything you want.
Heck, if you wrote about two enemies becoming the best of Friends, you would plan out a whole universe, centred on those two characters.
But with the ability to write comes with responsibility.
You want to make sure that the readers are not going to turn away from your story.
If you put in an original character that has the powers of a higher being, people are not going to read your story.
Take this story for example. I put in a Parody Sue into the story because I got fed up of reading stories with a good summery, only to find a Mary-sue who gets a lot of attention from the male characters in the universe the story is set in.
Take your fanfic, King of Unknown Truth.
You do not follow the cliché of Lily being the concerned mother that was forced to give up Harry for his brother," replied Em.
"Thank you, Em! What could I do for the next story…" started Nat as the black space enclosed the two women.

Harry blinked, very concerned about what happened just now.
But he decided to worry about the strangeness later, at night.
The Food fight was the Teachers verses the Students, and the Teachers were not playing fair.
He suspected that Professor Padfoot was using his Maurderers' skills to help the teachers defeat the students.
Harry grinned. He will show Professor Padfoot what the son of Prongs can do.

(A/N: I decided to end the chapter on the food fight as I need to plan the next chapter for The Random Tales of Hogwarts, which has not been up dated since 3/12/2014. I cannot believe I have not updated this story in nearly four years. Well, here is the next chapter and I hope you enjoy it. And yes, the bit with Em/Victoria and Nat wrote itself. And yes, Crazy-Girl-Who-Loves-Vamps' story, King of Unknown Truth does contain a Concerned James Potter and unconcerned Lily Potter. She is in the middle of rewriting the story. Go and give it a read. She is trying to improve her writing, as she has issues with tenses.)