He's What! ?

by Httyd4eva

after the war with the Giants Percy was expecting a normal, average summer. then again, with the gods as your parents that's a LITTLE too much to ask for. Alas, Dionysus had been called off and they needed a new Camp Director, who happens to be his brother, Triton. Now, join Percy as he TRIES to have a normal summer at camp, or at least as normal as summer can be. Yaoi Nicercy!

41. Chapter 41

"Ummm, Zeus, there's no easy way to say this, but-"

"Nico and Percy are dating," Hades cut off Poseidon.

Zeus's eyes widened comically.

"No! No! I forbid this."

"Brother," Poseidon tried.

"No, I will not have it! Don't think I don't know what this is. It's just another plot to overthrow me!"

"Zeus!" the three turned to face seven very angry goddesses.

"Zeus! How dare you try and separate those two!" roared Aphrodite, Athena and Artemis holding her back.

"I'm sorry, father, but I side with my lady on this," agreed Aglaea, "and I'm sure Euphrosyne and Thalia would agree."

"I'm sorry, dear," said Zeus, "But it can nothappen, this is a sign of a treaty against me, don't you see?"

"Zeus, quit being so paranoid!" said Hera, hands on hips, "don't you see they love each other, I mean, just the fact that they'll be having kids…"

"Wait," said Hades, "how did you know about that?"

"I have connections with the future gods via Chaos, why do you think I asked them to send them here?"

"Wait," said Poseidon, "why did you ask them to send our grandkids/legacies here?"

"Percy's not well. In the future, approximately eight years from now, his Lymphoma is getting very dangerous."

"Lymphoma!" Hades and Poseidon shrieked.

Hera sighed, "yes. Lymphoma. The same disease that his great grandmother- off his mother's father's side since his other great grandmother is Aphrodite- and uncle great uncle died from."

Poseidon fainted.

Artemis and Aglaea caught their uncle.

"Look," said Demeter, "I may not like Hades, but even I know he wouldn't use one of his children to do this."

Persephone nodded, "I agree, father, I don't even like young Nicolas-"

"Nico," at his wife's glare he shut up.

"anyways, father, as I was saying, I don't like him, but I'll vouch for him."

Aphrodite looked Zeus in the eye, "If you even think about separating them, I'll make you fall in love with yourself, just like Narcissus."

Zeus paled.

He sighed, looking at the one brother who was still conscious.

"Fine, you two, I give them my blessing," he mumbled.

Hades smiled, before chucking Poseidon in the lake to revive him.

"So," he turned to Hera, "when are we expecting the first one?"

Poseidon stepped out of the lake, fully attentive and awake.

"Well, Percy falls pregnant with the first two when he's nineteen, so expect the twins when he's twenty."

And Poseidon fainted again, falling, luckily, back in the lake.

Hades' eyes widened, "Ummm, all those in favor of protecting Nico from Poseidon and Triton's wrath?"

Everyone raised their hand.

"Even I would not be so cruel as to allow your son to undergo the wrath of Poseidon's over-protective dad-liness," said Zeus.

"Thank you, brother, now, shall we go back to finish our meals?"

"I think so," agreed Zeus.

"Ummm," said Aglaea, pointing at Poseidon's unconscious body floating in the water.

The two replied in unison, "Meh, he'll be up and running in a few."

The goddesses accepted this and they all went back to their meals…

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done. soz its short but my fam's having a dinner party, so, night!

-httyd4eva

peace out yo;P