Ok, seeing as I'm apparently leaving for that trip tomorrow, I wont be updating till roughly Monday-Sunday depending on whether or not my mother lets me take my laptop.

Enjoy!

Spartan training week had begun.

6:00 am

"Attention!" Percy yelled at his cabin mates, a.k.a Triton, "this is not a drill! I repeat, this is not a drill!"

"Urgh!" Triton rolled on to his side, covering his open ear with his pillow.

"Wakey Wakey Trite-Cakey!" Percy yelled through a megaphone he'd had stored in his trunk just incase his Camp Leader duties called for him to wake certain campers up, and by certain campers he meant his lazy ass boyfriend and his cousin.

For this he received a pillow that was aimed at his face, but he dodged.

Now, with nothing covering Triton's ear, Percy pointed the megaphone at it and yelled, "WAKE UP!"

"Yargh!" Triton's body shook and he fell off the other side.

He sat up, now wide awake, glaring dangerously at Percy, "Will you shut up!? I'm trying to sleep! Its only like 7! Not even Apollo is up!"

Percy smiled in a sickly sweet manner, "actually, its six in the morning, maggot, and we're in Sparta now, so get your lazy ass out to the square now before I set Mrs. O'Leary on you.

Triton shuddered, he'd heard tales of that Hellhound.

He snapped his fingers and he was suddenly wearing shorts and a T and he ran out on to the lawn.

Percy smiled, ahhh, the joys of having a brother with a lower camp rank than you.

He then went to go wake up Nico.

He smiled as he saw his boyfriend's sleeping form.

He almost wanted to let him sleep in. Almost. He took out his blow horn, which he'd brought specifically to wake Nico up, and pressed.

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Nico jumped two feet on the air, before landing back on his bed.

He rubbed his head, annoyed.

"Seriously, couldn't've just woken me up with a kiss or something?" he groaned.

"Oh I'm sorry Sleeping Beauty," Nico glared at the nickname, "Now get up! we're supposed to meet up with Sparky and Tinkerbelle."

Nico chuckled, "must you always call Leo that?"

"Hey, he started it! I mean seriously, The Little Mermaid? What was he thinking!?"

"Probably that his new baby sibling made him watch too many old kids movies," Nico reasoned, "Besides, it does suit you. You may not have the hair, but you have the attitude and heritage."

Percy gave him a look, "So what you're saying is that my brother is now my father and my mortal enemy/foster niece is now my mother?"

"No that's not what I-"

"And that I have six sisters and my best friend's a clownfish and that I must go look for a man named Eric to be my husband-"

"No!- er, I mean, that's not what I meant, I meant that you two are both of the sea."

Percy contemplated, "Yeah, I guess, kinda like how you and Lenny from 'Shark Tale' are both Italian. At least, he sounded Italian."

Nico sighed, "You have made me watch that movie way too many times."

"Hey, you make continuously watch those 80's soap operas."

"You like them."

"Do not."
"Do too."

"Do not."

"Do too."

"Do not."

"Do too."

"Well, okay, maybe just a bit…"

"Ha!"

"Ummm, you know we should probably get going."

"Yup! Can't wait to wake Grace up."

"Ok, so do you want the megaphone, or would you prefer the blow horn."

"Blow horn, please."

"Of course."

And the two set off to the Zeus cabin…

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soz it's short. Oh yeah, and pre-happy Diwali for tomorrow, since I wont be here tomorrow to say it!

-httyd4eva

peace out yo;P

p.s. I noticed a lot of mistakes that happened when Fanfic uploaded off my laptop, and so my chapters may be slightly shorter for a while whilst I replace them. Any who, bye!