Tenchi Muyo and HP crossover
By: Sayaalv
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)
"Uhh. Welcome home Tenchi." Ryoko said smirking as she woke up slightly in order to greet Tenchi before she fell right back asleep with her daughter in her arms.
One thing was exceedingly clear to Tenchi right now and it was that things were getting really weird far too quickly.
"How could? I don't believe it." Tenchi said gulping slightly and causing Ryoko to sigh slightly as she got up, mindful of the fact that Angel was still asleep.
"Now I want your balls please." Ryoko said holding her hand out as she thought she might as well get it over with.
"What? No way. They're mine and I'm gonna hang onto them." Tenchi said covering his private parts in horror and causing Ryoko to blush when she realized how her words could have been taken.
"You numbskull. I mean the three jewels on your sword! I need them otherwise I can't control Ryo-ohki." Ryoko said scowling slightly while Tenchi looked up at her in confusion.
"Ryo-ohki?" Tenchi asked in confusion but not removing his hands just in case she had been lying.
"Oh don't tell me you don't know what she is. She's the other demon in the legend you dimwit." Ryoko said causing Tenchi to scowl slightly.
"So that means if I give the jewels back to you the demon will come back to life? Forget it!" Tenchi said loudly causing Ryoko to scowl and shush him as she motioned towards the sleeping Angel.
"Keep your voice down and no if about it. Give them to me." Ryoko said crossing her arms and walking closer to Tenchi.
"No way. You made this mess by yourself. I don't need another monster flying around blowing things up! Geez! That's the last thing I wanna see." Tenchi said holding the sword handle tightly as he scowled at Ryoko.
"Are you sure? The one approaching us right now is even worse." Ryoko said grabbing Tenchi by the collar and pulling him closer while his face showed nothing but confusion.
"Huh? What do you mean?" Tenchi asked in confusion while Angel quietly woke up with a small yawn and blearily looked at her mama arguing with Tenchi.
"Just give me the sword and give it to me now." Ryoko said as she and Tenchi got into a small struggle over the sword. Angel quietly got out of the bed and toddled over, glaring cutely at the two older people that were arguing like kids.
"Shh! Sleepy! Mama daddy no figh'!" Angel said causing the two to stare down at her in shock over what she had called Tenchi while Tenchi's dad came upstairs to see what was going on. Tenchi's dad looked through a crack in the door and stared in shock at Tenchi and Ryoko who were still standing there looking like they were holding each other from his point of view. The man quietly sneaked back down the hall and grabbed a camera, just in time to miss Ryoko talking to Angel.
"What did you just call him?" Ryoko asked looking down at her daughter shocked and wide eyed.
"You mama. He daddy. Mommy comin'." Angel said pointing at Ryoko, then at Tenchi, and finally towards the ceiling as Tenchis' dad climbed onto a ladder and stuck the camera lens just under the blind of the window.
"I hope she doesn't mean the devil." Ryoko murmured as a light shone outside, causing Tenchi's dad to fall off of the ladder in shock at the giant ship above him calling for Ryoko.
"Damnitt. She's here already." Ryoko cursed softly, so that Angel didn't hear, as the spiky haired woman phased through the window while Tenchi stuck his face up against it and Angel toddled over curiously. Ryoko tackled Tenchi and Angel away from the window as a shot was fired nearby.
"Told you she was the devil." Ryoko murmured to Tenchi who was pressed against her chest as the three stood. Angel ignored Tenchi giving Ryoko one of her jewels back as she rushed towards the window and stared sadly up at the giant ship above her.
"Sissy 'wake." Angel said simply as Ryoko managed to summon Ryo-ohki and an ethereal 'meow' was heard. Ryoko nearly lost her concentration as she realized what Angel had called Ryo-ohki just before Ryo-ohki shot out of a pond and flew towards Tenchi's house.
"Mommy hur' sissy." Angel said staring in shock as the giant tree like ship above them started firing at Ryo-ohki, who threw up a shield around the house and herself.
"What's going on? She's trying to blow up my house!" Tenchi said as a few of the shots impacted the house before Ryo-ohki could get them out.
"Let's go Tenchi, Angel." Ryoko said as they were teleported out of the house, just before it vanished.
"Sissy!" Angel said beaming around happily, sleep long since forgotten as she landed in Ryoko's arms after the teleporting whereas Tenchi landed on his face a few feet away.
"Alright Ryo-ohki! Let's make our getaway!" Ryoko yelled causing an ethereal 'meow' 'meow' to be heard as the rather small ship flew away from the much larger one that was giving chase and firing at it.
"Ah! This is the feeling! It's good to be moving so freely again." Ryoko said stretching slightly as she set Angel down on the ship's deck, the tiny three year old running around excitedly.
"Oh god my house." Tenchi said looking at the rather small house in front of him now, complete with his dad knocked out on the grass by the ladder.
"Sorry. I didn't have time to worry about it so I shrank it and brought it along with us, if that's okay?" Ryoko said crossing her arms and keeping one eye on Angel who was running around and looking out all the windows she could. Ryoko scowled when a shot from the large ship behind them came dangerously close to hitting the side Angel was on.
"Damn that woman." Ryoko cursed under her breath before raising her voice slightly as she ran over and picked up Angel.
"Fire at her when ready! Don't worry Angel. Mama will protect you." Ryoko said seeing that Angel had been shaken up by the blast coming close to hitting her and Ryo-ohki.
"Heh." Ryoko smirked slightly when she noticed that Ryo-ohki had landed a pretty good shot on the other ship. Ryoko's small victory was short lived as she and Ryo-ohki were immobilized with Angel in her arms.
"Don't get near. Stay back and watch Angel!" Ryoko said managing to drop Angel, who thankfully landed on her feet and ran over to hide behind Tenchi's legs as two large log looking things appeared on board the ship.
"No!" Ryoko said trying to reach out and warn Tenchi and Angel when one of the logs went after them and managed to swallow them up while the second log came up behind Ryoko and absorbed her. When Ryoko next awoke she was being hung upside down in front of a purple haired red eyed teen that looked about her age.
"Tell me. Why did that earthling have this sword with him?" Princess Ayeka of Jurai asked holding up the sword handle in front of Ryoko. Ryoko didn't answer or even look at Ayeka for a moment.
"Answer me!" Ayeka demanded causing Ryoko to smirk at her, not showing how worried she was for Angel. Ayeka didn't like this and gave the two logs a look that had them electrocuting Ryoko.
"Hahaha. Stop stop. You're tickling me!" Ryoko said giggling the whole time that she was being electrocuted.
"Enough. This seems to have an opposite effect on you. You're behaving like…um…what's that called?" Ayeka asked thoughtfully causing one of the logs to answer.
"A masochist."
"Ah yes. That's what they call it." Ayeka said in realization while Ryoko didn't even look at her.
"Actually, little princess, I'm more of a sadist." Ryoko said with a perfectly straight face while Ayeka blushed slightly.
"Oh my does that mean that you like to-" Ayeka suddenly cut herself off when she realized that she had been distracted.
"Never mind that's completely unimportant." Ayeka said causing Ryoko to smirk as she looked at the purple haired princess.
"I'll ask you again. Why did that young man have this sword?" Ayeka asked walking forward and holding the sword handle out and causing Ryoko to sigh.
"You bonehead!" Ryoko said causing Ayeka to blink slightly.
"What?" Ayeka asked taken aback.
"Don't you feel it in his blood?" Ryoko questioned in disbelief.
"You're not answering my question." Ayeka said holding the sword handle closer while Ryoko looked at her.
"Because the sword is his." Ryoko answered causing Ayeka to look rather shocked.
"Don't be so ridiculous! You know this sword belongs to my brother! Now where is he?! Where is my brother Yosho?!" Ayeka demanded angrily.
"Half-brother you mean. And you came all this way just to look for him? Heh. Things must be dull on planet Jurai. You royal types must be really bored." Ryoko taunted slightly, inwardly hoping to piss the princess off enough that she'd get the location of Angel out of her.
"Silence criminal! How dare you?" Ayeka asked venomously, causing Ryoko's eyes to narrow slightly.
"Well well." Ryoko said purposefully taunting the other woman, she didn't care what happened to her she had deserved it. Angel on the other hand was just a kid, a baby even! She didn't deserve anything that Ayeka could and probably would do to her.
"My brother's disappearance all started because of you." Ayeka said clutching the sword handle tightly.
"Oh is that what happened?" Ryoko asked pretending to play dumb, causing her to scream out in pain when Ayeka electrocuted her with the sword handle itself.
"Tenchi would know more than I would. Go ask him." Ryoko said weakly after Ayeka finally stopped electrocuting her.
"Why would the sword know about my brother?" Ayeka asked cluelessly and causing Ryoko to sigh.
"Oh yeah. Forgot the sword is called Tenchi too. No I mean the earthling boy. He's called Tenchi also." Ryoko said and she could feel the steam and smoke coming off of her from the electrocution.
"Oh my goodness. What a coincidence." Ayeka said in realization while Ryoko smirked slightly.
"Yeah right." Ryoko said blandly as an orb flew down towards Ayeka and told her it was time for bed.
"Bed time little girl and sweet dreams." Ryoko said tauntingly when Ayeka ordered for her to be taken off to jail. The orb began leading a furious Ayeka away when Ryoko stopped her.
"There was another earthling with the boy Tenchi. Before you go to bed tell me this. Is she safe and unharmed?" Ryoko asked before Ayeka could get out of earshot, causing the purple haired girl to turn around in confusion. What would Ryoko want with a little earth girl.
"The child you mean? She is fine and with the boy." Ayeka said narrowing her eyes in suspicion when Ryoko sighed in relief at this. At least Angel wasn't hurt.
In another part of the ship.
Tenchi was holding an out cold Angel in his arms as he tried to make his way through the forest that kept him trapped. Angel was alright, she had just fallen a little harder than she should have when the log released them.
"Oh good you're awake." Tenchi said sighing in relief when he noticed Angel opening her eyes blearily again, neither of them knowing that a small bluish haired girl with red eyes was watching them.
"What are you doing?" The blue haired girl asked making herself known when Angel just jumped between the trees while Tenchi tried to cut them with a pocket knife, although he wasn't doing much damage. Angel placed a hand over her chest and looked at the blue haired girl curiously, she felt a strong tug towards this girl but it was different from the tugs she felt towards her mama, mommy, and daddy.
"Who're you?" Tenchi asked looking at the girl curiously while Angel toddled closer to her and poked the green triangle thing on her forehead curiously.
"My name is Sasami. Who're you?" Sasami asked smiling at Tenchi and Angel as she petted the weasel thing on her arm.
"Angel. Daddy." Angel said simply as she pointed at herself then at Tenchi who blushed slightly at his title.
"Were you kidnapped too?" Tenchi asked Sasami curiously and then looking shocked when she told him that she was from the planet of Jurai and that this was her and her older sisters ship.
"Wanna play a game?" Sasami asked innocently as she pressed a button on some strange thing that glowed blue before the trees let Tenchi go. Angel petted the weasel thing on Sasami's arm while Tenchi remarked on how she looked just like they did before asking her if she could return him and Angel back home.
Back towards Ayeka.
"Why was that criminal worried about the child?" Ayeka wondered aloud as she sat on the end of her bed, although to be fair she was worried about the child as well. For some reason something within her screamed at her to help the child, to take care of her and guide her like a mother would.
"What would you do, my dear Yosho?" Ayeka asked looking at a hologram of her fiancée and half-brother as she held the sword he once used to her face. Ayeka finally fell asleep with her dreams plagued by the day Yosho left and with the image of that child, she was unaware of her little sister leading Tenchi and Angel towards her room.
"My sister's room is right there see?" Sasami said pointing at the room cheerfully while Tenchi nodded slightly, neither of them noticing Angel yawn slightly as she toddled towards the room.
"Alright I'll get it just remember your promise alright?" Tenchi asked running towards the room while Sasami finally noticed that Angel was missing.
"What is Angel doing here?" Tenchi asked himself quietly when he noticed that Angel had managed to get into Ayeka's room and curl up in bed next to the purple haired princess who had an arm wrapped around her loosely.
"Bad daddy!" Angel yelled after him with a sleepy glare on her face after Ayeka had woken up while he tried to remove the head ornament and sword. Ayeka's scream and kick to Tenchi's gut had awaken Angel who was now not only very annoyed but also very tired.
"Daddy?" Ayeka asked blinking in curiosity as she looked down and finally noticed the little red haired child next to her, the same one that had been with Ryoko on her ship.
Not ten minutes later was a tired Angel ridding in Ayeka's arms as she finally appeared where Tenchi and Ryoko were, causing them to look at her while Angel merely looked at them both with a sleepy glare. Of course her glare was then turned on Ayeka when the purple haired princess got on Sasami for releasing Tenchi.
"Bad mommy! No yell a' Sasa!" Angel said smacking the back of Ayeka's head lightly and causing Tenchi and Ryoko, not to mention Sasami, to stare at her shocked at what she had called the purple haired princess.
"Ow. Stop that Angel." Ayeka said massaging the back of her head lightly with her free hand while Ryoko snickered slightly at the purple haired princess being hurt by the three year old.
"Bad mama! No hur' Sasa!" Angel said glaring sleepily at Ryoko who had taken Sasami hostage when the 'guardians' began moving in on her at Ayeka's order. Of course Angel was very very annoyed when her mama took her from Ayeka and proceeded to attack their ship.
The next morning at Tenchi's house.
"Bad mama. Bad daddy. Bad mommy. I sleepy I go bed. Shu' up!" Angel finally snapped as she screamed rather adorably at the three teenagers, or teenage looking women, and curled up on the couch. Little Angel was asleep before she her head hit the sofa and anytime Ayeka or Ryoko would start arguing or things would get too loud she would wake up and give them all a sleepy glare. The rather cute glare plus all the weird things that happened whenever she glared at them made them learn to keep their voices quiet and away from her in a bad mood.
"Her powers are similar to those of the Jurain Royal family." Sasami quietly whispered to herself when Ryoko had gotten too loud again and caused a few of the random stuff around the house to fly at her thanks to an annoyed and tired Angel.