Tenchi Muyo and HP crossover

By: Sayaalv

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)

Tenchi sighed as he got into the lunch line at his rebuilt high school. It had been two days since Ayeka and Sasami's two mothers had come to see them and decided to stay for a while, largely because the girls' father had been an idiot for a moment. The doors to the cafeteria opened and admitted a rather strange and large group that stopped Tenchi from grabbing a lunch tray as everyone stared at them.

"I don't believe it." Tenchi muttered under his breath when he realized who exactly it was that had followed the school secretary into the cafeteria.

"And this is the cafeteria. I'm sure Tenchi is around here somewhere." The secretary said causing everyone's eyes to turn towards Tenchi who sighed slightly.

"It's them alright." Tenchi muttered to himself before noticing that Queen Misaki had disappeared from beside her sister and fellow queen, Tenchi's great-grandmother Funaho.

"TEEEENCHIIIII!" The exuberant queen bawled as she suddenly grabbed Tenchi into a bone crushing hug, much to the other boys' jealousy and two certain girls anger.

"Oi lady! Let go of my Tenchi!" Ryoko shouted at the blue haired Misaki who blinked at her curiously.

"Sister, you're hurting Tenchi-kun." Funaho said sighing slightly as she pointed towards where Tenchi's face was slowly turning a deep blue color due to being unable to breathe.

"Oops sorry Tenchi. You just left this morning without leaving a note or anything so me and Angel were worried." Misaki apologized grinning sheepishly as she released Tenchi, causing him to take deep gulps of air while Sasami ran over to see if he was okay.

"Are you okay Tenchi?" Sasami asked worrying over the boy who merely waved her off.

"I'm fine Sasami; I guess I'm getting used to it by now." Tenchi said smiling at her and causing her to smile back happily.

"So what are you all doing here?" Tenchi asked tilting his head to the side slightly at the women who were looking around curiously.

"Well you left your lunch at home on accident so I was going to bring it to you when mama asked where you were. When Ryoko described the school to her she thought you were in danger and needed to be rescued from what she deemed a 'torture chamber in disguise." Sasami began to explain causing many of the students to snort in amusement while Misaki tilted her head curiously.

"You mean it's not a torture chamber? Based on what Ryoko said I thought it would be." Misaki said blinking curiously while Funaho sighed again and the students snickered.

"No Misaki. I tried to tell you it wasn't a torture chamber but you were so busy planning on how to break Tenchi out you didn't hear me." Funaho said fondly and causing more than a few of the students to wonder how Tenchi knew these women.

"Hehe opps?" Misaki asked more than said as she scratched the back of her neck sheepishly.

"When Ryoko and Ayeka hear the words 'Torture Chamber' they immediately started planning on how to break you out so they came too, plus they wanted to see you. When auntie Funaho had explained that it was an institute for learning things Washu wanted to come with and she dragged Mihoshi along so that she didn't mess with anything in Washu's lab while we were gone. We couldn't leave Angel or Ryo-ohki home by themselves and Angel was scared you might be hurt so they came with too. Auntie Funaho came along to try and keep mama in line and Ryoko from accidently blowing something up." Sasami finished explaining to Seina who sighed at this before looking around when he wasn't tackled in a hug.

"Where's Washu, Mihoshi, and Angel then?" Tenchi asked causing the other women to blink slightly before looking around as well, only to stop when the three missing females walked in behind them. Tenchi paled at the smug look on Washu's face, especially since she was in her adult form that she had been using more and more frequently since Angel called her 'grandma'.

"Sorry but I had to keep Mihoshi and Angel from wandering off to explore and then some boy tried to get too insistent on me dating him so I had to knock him out before Angel went berserk." Washu explained to the others who nodded in understanding at this while the boys nearby were drooling at all the beautiful women in front of them. Mihoshi smiled and set down the four year old red haired child she had been carrying and the kid took off across the cafeteria faster than most could blink.

"Daddy!" Angel cheered tackling Tenchi in a hug just as he began to stand back up, knocking him back onto the floor while many of the students and teachers jaws dropped.

"Hey there little Angel." Tenchi managed to say with a grin on his face while the red haired girl climbed off of him suddenly and ran back to Ayeka.

"Mommy! Where daddy's lunch?" Angel asked causing the student and teachers jaws to drop even lower while Ayeka pointed at Mihoshi.

"I gave it to Mihoshi to hold." Ayeka said causing the red haired child to run over to the dark skinned woman.

"Muma?" Angel asked causing the students and teachers jaws to drop even lower while Mihoshi pointed at Ryoko as Tenchi climbed back up to his feet.

"I gave it to Ryoko so that I didn't lose it." Mihoshi said while the four year old ran over to the ex-space pirate.

"Mama?" Angel asked while Tenchi wondered if the students and teachers jaws could get any lower.

"I gave it to Sasami." Ryoko said pointing over at Sasami who shook her head.

"I gave it to mama so that I could finish cooking our lunch." Sasami said when Angel gave her a pleading look.

"Grammy?" Angel asked looking up at Misaki who squealed and began to squish her in a hug. Tenchi idly noted that his classmates and teachers jaws had hit the floor at what she called the woman who hardly looked old enough to be a mother let alone a grandmother.

"So cute! I gave it to sis to hold so that I could help Sasami." Misaki said before blinking when she was suddenly holding air since Angel had gotten free of her hug and ran over to Funaho.

"Granny?" Angel asked beginning to tire out from all the running back and forth.

"Sorry little one but I gave the lunch to Washu so that I could keep sister from hugging Ryo-ohki to death." Funaho said causing the red haired child to run over to Washu who smirked at how well her plan was going. They were trying to tire Angel out so that she fell asleep quickly, that way they could leave her here with Tenchi while they went to set the house up for Angel's birthday party. Everyone but Angel and Tenchi were in on it and helping out perfectly.

"Do you got daddy's lunch grandma?" Angel asked lightly panting for breath as she looked up at Washu, causing many jaws to drop further when the shocked teachers and students noticed that Angel actually did look like she could be Washu's daughter or granddaughter despite the fact that Washu didn't look old enough to be a grandmother.

"Nope! Sorry squirt but I gave it to Ryo-ohki so that I could keep Mihoshi out of my lab." Washu said giving Mihoshi a small glare while Angel walked behind Washu to get the brown lunch bag from Ryo-ohki who was in her human child form.

"Meow!" Ryo-ohki said patting Angel's head as she handed the red haired child the simple brown bag.

"Thank you sissy!" Angel said grinning as she ran back over to Tenchi and handed him the lunch bag.

"Here daddy. I sleepy now. Nap time." Angel said plainly as she handed the boy the bag, before promptly falling asleep on top of Tenchi's lap.

"Hehe. Looks like Angel wants to stay with you Tenchi so I guess we'll be leaving now before we accidently wake her up. We still have to set up the house for her birthday party after all!" Washu said cheerfully and causing Tenchi to blink up at them for a moment before he gave all the grinning women a deadpanned look.

"You planned this didn't you?" Tenchi asked causing the women to grin as they pointed, at the same time Tenchi noted idly, at Washu, Funaho, and Misaki.

"Yep! Sorry we didn't tell you but we wanted your reaction to be real and you can't act to save your life." Ryoko said cheerfully as she suddenly appeared behind Tenchi, hugging him close to her chest much to the other boys' jealousy.

"You be good for your daddy when you wake up kiddo. Well, be good for your daddy but give everyone else hell." Ryoko said softly as she leaned down and kissed Angel's forehead before appearing beside Washu again.

"You shouldn't encourage little Angel to 'give everyone but her daddy hell'!" Ayeka whisper/yelled at Ryoko who merely grinned at her in response.

"Who's going to stop me?" Ryoko taunted, purposefully baiting Ayeka and causing the purple haired princess to lunge at her while Ryo-ohki toddled over to Tenchi and Sasami.

"Ryo-ohki wants to stay here too to keep an eye on Angel." Sasami pointed out happily to Tenchi while Ryoko and Ayeka were having another of their fights in the background. The sound of Ayeka throwing something at Ryoko woke up Angel who glared at two of her three moms in annoyance.

"Mama and mommy no fight! I sleepy. Shut up!" Angel yelled at them as she used her rather monstrous strength to pick up the table beside her and Tenchi and threw it at the two of them, people and all. Funaho, Washu, Mihoshi, Misaki, and Ayeka all ducked rather calmly while Ryoko just broke the table in half and grinned at Angel.

"That's my girl!" Ryoko said proudly and causing Washu to snort in amusement. Ryoko would be the only one proud of a four year old child picking up a large table that must weigh about two hundred pounds or more, as well as all the people sitting at it, and throwing it at her.

Thankfully the group was gone as quickly as they had come and with minimal damage to the school since Funaho and Misaki were glaring Ryoko and Ayeka into behaving.