"I'm sorry did you just say that Alice is in the boxes you left in the woods?" Christian asked.
"Yes, yes I did." Edward replied.
"Mary Alice Brandon, in a couple of boxes in the woods?" Christian asked again.
"Actually it's Mary Alice Masen. I'm going back to my original name and we are married, at least on paper. The official date is in a few months but I need a favor first." Edward announced.
"Peter grab Emmett and go fetch a couple boxes in the woods. They will smell like Alice and Edward." Major barked into the phone.
"Ten miles north of here Major."
"Did you get that Peter? Oh, fantastic bring the pixie back right away." He said before pocketing the phone.
"Spidey senses?" I assumed.
"Yup. He'll be here in a few minutes." Major replied.
"So Cullen, how about you start telling me why Alice is in boxes in the middle of the woods? Did a big bad vampire catch you by surprise?" Major teased.
"I tore her to pieces. She needed to be punished for her behavior, unfortunately her punishment will not happen until later." Edward replied with a shiver of disgust.
"You mean being torn into pieces isn't torture?" Charlie asked.
"Not for Alice Chief Swan. It's more like a constant non-ending orgasm for her."
"Oh fuck me sideways, she's a pain junkie?!" Christian shouted.
"I don't mind voyeurism my love but I do believe the Major wants answers first. I'll take care of your needs later." Tanya cooed.
Christian rolled his eyes and Edward winced.
"Fuck Tanya, can't you put a lid on that shit. I don't care to see how many ways Christian has fucked you right now. Especially with Alice getting closer, I am already feeling the effects of her situation." Edward hissed.
"Wow, Edward Cullen cussed. I've seen it all now." I laughed.
"Isabella!" Major growled.
"Sorry Major."
"Here ya go Major, one pixie in a box uh I mean boxes. Shall I put Humpty Dumpty back together again?" Peter chuckled.
"No I want answers first." Major growled.
"Did you contact Seth when you abandoned my mate in the middle of the woods?"
"Yes I did, five minutes after I left. I could still hear her following me so I called Seth hoping to get Sam to listen." Edward replied.
"And what happened next?"
"Sam ignored Seth." Edward sighed. "He's telling the truth so far and can someone please move the pixie into the house her thoughts are just plain gross." Christian added.
"Have you been calling Seth to find out what is happening here?"
"Yes and to give him help if needed. I told him to double his protection on Bella and Charlie because I knew that Victoria was coming back. Alice saw it and I picked it from her mind when she thought she was out of my range." Edward answered. "I also gave Seth a few ideas on how to kill her when she came back and I see they used a creative one. Good job Seth."
"Are you not part of Alice's scheme to bring down the Volturi and rule the vampire world?" Major asked.
"Please I just want to spend eternity with my mate. I prefer the quiet existence to that of the ruling party having to judge and punish all vampires that break the law or just plain annoy me. Besides if you haven't noticed my mate is a little crazy and has delusions of grandeur. But I'm hoping you can help me fix that."
"And I'm supposed to just believe you and help you. You're the cause behind my mate nearly being killed by several vampires, being kidnapped and nearly sold into slavery." Major growled as Christian cocked his head to the side and a strange look washed over him.
"Christian is he telling the truth about everything?" Major hissed.
"Yes but it's strange, I don't understand how it's possible."
"Don't understand what?" I asked.
"Isabella don't make me warn you again." Major growled.
"I was speaking to Christian not Edward. Get a grip before I get angry at you Major." I hissed.
He rolled his eyes at me and looked back over to Christian. "Well explain soldier." Yummy, I love when he talks all militant and shit.
Major growled at me and I realized that I was projecting.
"My apologies Major, please continue." I said to both of them.
"I don't understand how he can love her. It doesn't make sense." Christian questioned.
"Of course he loves her the little pixie is his mate." Major reasoned.
"Not Alice, I'm talkng about your mate. He is in love with your mate." Christian explained.
"WHAT?!" We both screamed.
Major started towards Edward but Christian stepped in front of him. "Please Major give me a moment to understand what it means. I haven't had a chance to see all of his thoughts yet." Christian begged.
"You have five minutes but I wanted him guarded at all times. Emmett, Peter detain him. Sit on him if you have to." He barked.
Christian then started pacing in front of Edward, nodding his head and then tilting it to the side from time to time. He would stop and stare at the ground then would start to pace again. In the mean time I was over analyzing as usual. I couldn't wrap my head around it. When you find your mate you are supposed to love them and them alone. No one else was supposed to matter, yes brotherly and familial love was possible but to be in love with a person was reserved only for your mate. I was so worked up that I didn't realize that I let out a whimper. Major was at my side in an instant consoling me. "It's alright Darlin' I got ya, we'll figure this out."
"I don't understand."
"Neither do I but Christian will explain and then -" Major started before Christian cut him off.
"You can do that?" Christian questioned and Edward nodded.
"Oh but it doesn't last." Edward shook his head.
"But how are we to help fix it." Christian questioned. Edward's eyes darted to me before switching back to Christian.
"She's capable of that? Wow." Edward was back to nodding with a bit of a smirk plastered on his face.
What in the hell were they talking about?
"What are you two talking about?" Major growled.
Now that's just spooky how he says the things I'm thinking.
"Please don't shoot the messenger Major but Edward says that he knows a way to fix Alice and himself but you're not going to like it." Christian whined.
"If it gets the psychotic pixie off my back and Assward stops lusting after my mate then I'll take it."
"Alright then you asked for it. He says that he needs Bella to work her mojo on both of them and then it will be a permanent fix. Until she works her magic his master bite on her will keep slipping." Christian announced.
"My mate is going no where near him or the pixie.". Major roared.
"Major we're missing something important, he said that the master bite wasn't taking. I've never heard of a master bite not taking. Have you?" Peter hissed.
"No, it doesn't make any sense." Major growled.
"Major if I may? I believe I know the answer to yet hat question." Carlisle whispered.
"Speak Doctor."
"I believe that her pain junkie tendencies is inhibiting the master bite and Bella's succumb us power can override her symptoms permanently." Carlisle said.
"I don't like this. Why do I have to use my power on the two of them?" I whined.
"Isabella! Do not even speak in his presence." Major growled.
"Major this is my power he's talking about I will speak when I want. Christian tell me what this entails." I barked.
Major growled at me and I growled back.
"Enyo is caged by a flimsy wall right now Major. Don't push me.". I hissed.
"Continue." I spoke to Christian.
"All you need to do is your normal mojo. You don't even have to touch either one. Just use your power to hypnotize them and brainwash them both. Get rid of Alice's pain junkie ways and then convince Edward that he only loves you like a sister.". Christian announced.
"it's as easy as that?" I asked.
"Okay so lets get started."
And the Major is growling again. Really?!
"Ignore the growling vampire behind the curtain." I joked. "Okay so which do I start with?"
"Actually I think you need to chat with the Major for a moment first.". Christian said.
"See someone actually agrees with me that you shouldn't be anywhere near him." Major whined.
"Actually major I was hoping that you would piss her off enough to bring Enyo out. Because this wont work unless the command comes from Enyo using the succubus powers."
"What?" We both screamed.
"Yeah you need to use that crazy voice of yours to make it work."
"But we need to keep it in check. The Volturi are already looking for us." I stuttered.
"Isabella, if you do this not only will it get the two of us out of your lives but you, the Major and Christian will get your revenge on us. The Major can torture me to his heart's content and Christian can torture Alice for the suffering Maria put him through when she disappeared from their camp four years ago." Edward announced.
"I said don't speak to her Cullen!" Major roared.
"Major you need to calm down. He's just talking to me it's not hurting me in anyway." I yelled.
"You are my mate. You belong to me. I will decide what is important for the both of us."
"You will decide, I belong to you? What the hell happened to us being a team in this? Do you really think I'm so worthless that I can't handle talking to my Ex without being swept back into his lies. I see only you and you spit on that and tell me that you control everything. That's total bullshit Major." I barked.
"Well apparently you can't follow a simple direction like not speaking to Assward so I guess I have to control everything in this relationship." Major roared.
That was it I couldn't take it anymore. I could feel her surfacing and it wasn't going to be pretty. I needed to warn the others before she got out altogether.
"Humans and wolves get out of here now. She's coming to the surface and she's not going to be gentle. You vamps can stay but you better stay still and submissive as for you Major I'll be discussing our situation later." I stated.
With that I felt the cage break and let out a roar as I gave way to Enyo.
"Soldier report!"
"Ma'am we are about to brainwash the pixie and the mind reader. We need you to use your ability on them to make it permanent. Emmett brought a bear for the pixie to brain so we can put her back together.". The soldier stated.
"And the mind reader?" I asked.
"He brought her to us, they are mated and he volunteered for this."
"Excellent. Lets get going then."
Major roared again and ran towards me. I through up my shield and laughed as he bounced off it easily.
"Soldier hold her over the bear, once she's done you and the Captain reattach her limbs." I barked.
"She's talking to you Emmett." I heard the Captain say.
I waited patiently for the pixie of a vampire to drain the bear and then for my soldiers to piece humpty dumpty back together again. Once she was done and the wounds were healing I decided to start my portion of this fix.
"Mary Alice Brandon look at me!" She of course try to resist so I upped the anty.
"I repeat, Mary Alice Brandon look at me!". I growled.
"It's Mason." Her mate hissed.
"You're not married yet and I wouldn't push it if I were you vampire."
"Now Mary Alice look at me." My special voice was pouring out and I could see it affecting everyone around.
"From this point forward you will no longer wish to be tortured or harmed in anyway and enjoy it. Do you understand me?"
"Yes ma'am." She whispered.
"Now go wait for your mate over by the porch. I need to talk to your mate for a bit." She nodded and walked away.
I turned to the mind reader and spoke calmly of what I expected of him. "Mind reader you will need to re-do your master bite on your mate and add in your specific instructions to ensure that she doesn't lapse back into her old ways. You can do that once I have wipe your love for Isabella away."
"Thank you Enyo." He said and then hugged me. Suddenly a growling Major changed into my warrior. He pushed his way through my shield and lunged at the mind reader but he was too fast. And the Captain and three soldiers restrained my warrior while I growled and hissed at him.
"Isabella told you already we see only you. You are in for a beat down once I get this mind reader fixed Ares." I growled. "Captain make sure you keep a hold of him."
"Now mind reader come here and look at me." Slowly he walked up to me and kneeled before me. Again I used my voice to break his love for me. "Edward Anthony Mason from this point forward you will no longer have love for Isabella stronger than a familial love." I could see that he visibly relaxed and then I heaved a sigh of relief.
"Thank you Enyo. Do you mind if I go reissue my master's bite on my mate?" He asked.
"Not a problem but remember that you both owe Christian and my warrior for the trouble you have caused. "
"Understood, besides you are going to need my help considering there are five nomads coming this way after using your voice again. They should be arriving in fifteen minutes and Christian has already run off with Tanya."
"Yeah don't remind me she likes to call me in the middle of her acrobatics. Don't go far Mind reader."
"Yes ma'am."
Now to knock my mate down a notch or two. I hope the Captain does not mind tending to the nomads while I talk to my warrior.