So, hello once again readers and listeners alike,

so you came here to read another mind-blowing theory, didn't you?

Well, sorry to disappoint, but this one won't be as mind blowing as the last one.

Honestly junko must be the new mastermind in the 3rd game thing.

But that's what we are here to talk about

today were are gonna uncover how Alsatian Glutenberg is associated with satan himself.

That's right, I have a conspiracy theory and it could be true guys

so you know how celesbaby has these drill hair things on her head and how she's

pretty much goth. She probably also loves drama.

But anyway, yes. She's super dupe college level goth.

But how does that say she's involved with satan?

It's simple, her eyes are red. And they are special red eyes. They are crimson eyes.

Those eyes can summon any demon vampire with also red eyes from the bottom place

that is hell.

Trust me, I didn't want to believe it either, but there's other proof.

her drill hair, right?

Well, there's also about them too.

And guess what? They are removable.

That's right. And celes uses them to drill to the underground world to meet up with satan and

sip some milk tea.

It is unknown if she has slaves there or that she can't do much beside drinking tea with satan

and discussing life

,but it is known that whenever she undresses she has this weir thing sticking out of her but

which kinda looks like tail.

That's why she wears so much clothes.

i know she says she's Japanese, but in reality she's European. French to be exact.

Anyway, junko and monokuma knew this

and stopped her execution by putting out the fire,

because they realized that fire gives celes' powers

and that would able to incinirate hope's peak within seconds if she enough fire on her body.

Weird how that works.

In the end, celeses is dangerous. And is a tasty fried burger, with french fries as a bonus, and monospongebob toy packed meal.

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but that's just theory, a burger theory. Thanks for ludening.

The last theory, I got 2 cool reviews so like I told them,

I would give them a macho monokuma if they reviewed,

and so they got one and I think they are enjoying it.

But anyway, for this theory, if you liked it, be sure to leave a review

and for every review this chapter gets, you get, with all seriousness, your very own, Nagito Komaeda figure that looks like hope jesus and stuff

that also works as fap material.

Anyway tune in next time where I'm finally going to uncover the mystirious actual precise size of junko's breasts.