Hello, everyone. The most amazing fanfiction writer ever here

and today I have yet another mind-blowing theory for you guys

like always.

What's it's going to be about, you ask? Well, you may have the read the chapter name

so you should know,

but I'll say it anyway, just to get extra words into the word count.

So todays theory is actually an interesting one and it's about izuru kamukura our lord and savior

so you've been wondering why is izuru's hair so freaking long.

And you are jealous of how much time it took for get those hairs on his head.

Well, I got the explanation for you my dear sir, oh do I do have one.

And for one, izuru definitely didn't have this done quickly,

so it's not like a "get rich quick" scheme.

No, it's natural growth. And I'll get into that now.

So, izuru's hair is so long, it could feed the starving children in africa, right?

I mean that long black hair, you even say, it came from the grudge

or some other creepy japanese spooky ghost

nope, it's not like that.

It's actually more simple than that

that hair came from...wait for it...

from a black hole. That's right.

Since that hair is black, it can only come from blackness, right?

But that makes no sense, I know.

But and that's a big butt.

It could be said that while that black hair was in the

black hole it really stretched it out making it looooong.

Now, I don't know how that science stuff works, but

that's what I heard.

But who's hair is it and how it got to the black hole?

Well, the hair actually belongs too Kuzuryuu before he cut his hair and bleached it.

And the people at Hope's peak, took his hair and accidentally left it out on the open

for aliens to grab it and stuff.

But, those aliens were dumbasses and got sucked by a black hole.

The aliens died, but the hair survived.

Cause it was magical.

Anyway, yes. The hair flew back to earth and the profs at hope's peak found and decided to put it on izuru for shits and giggles.

But in reality, it's just a weird long wig that Junko found and that made her despair

(cause what doesn't make her despair)

and decided it'd be great for previously known as hajime, izuru's bald operated head.

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but that's just a theory, a hairy theory, thanks for kamukuring.

So last chapter got no reviews, which sucks.

I guess no one wanted my figure of sexy komaeda.

But whatevs, if you liked THIS theory for some reason

then be sure to leave a review

and for every review this chapter gets, you will receive, your very own, no scam,

a bag of izuru's hair inside with a little bit of hajime sticking out.

So rejoice fangirls.

Anyway that's all for today and tune in next time, where I will talk about how chiaki uses cheat codes.