Hellooooooooooooooo and welcome guys, my name is pewwwwwwdiepie!
...well, actually the Ultimate Impostor. So original.
Anyway, forget about that.
Today I have a brand new theory for you guys as always, because I'm such a great person that
I am.
Anyway, I was gone for a few days and that's because
(excuses inbound)
I watched eurovision this year, and let me tell ya it was the worst eurovision ever.
Like the worst year. Because ukraine won. Ukraine sucks. Russia and Australia should've won.
I don't care about what anyone says.
Wait, you don't know what's eurovision?
Moving on then.
I also had a terrible performance issues with my laptop, but it's hanging there.
And school.
Also power outage.
(excuses conclude)
so today I have a theory about ahoges.
And I know we already did a theory about hair, but this is a special theory.
And that is why do all main characters have ahoges.
And is there a cult on ahoges?
Yes, guys there is a cult. A very scary one.
Anyway, have you wondered why there's so much characters with ahoges.
You know that thing that people call as silly hair.
Yes, makoto, hajime, izuru, komaru, yasuke, fukawa, komaeda, someone else I forgot.
All have them.
And to be frank they are dangerous.
Cause the ahoges are a species of their own. The reason they have ahoges.
Is that the aforementioned people are aliens!
That's right and their race is the Ahoogesha'als. They are a very rare spices of alines
that come from a planet 15 millions years away from the solar system called Ahofla, which
is known as the planet that has a lot of hair and is made of hair.
Anyway, naegi is the original. And he came to this planet to conquer it, because hagakure who
is also an alien is trying to conquer it.
Anyway, he first infected komaru who is not even his relative (no wonder she's attracted to him)
and made it look like she is his sister and manipulated komaru's parents.
Next was hajime. And hajime is actually naegi's SON!
OMG!WTF!?
yes, guys I'm shoked too. That even got my heartbeat raisin'.
Anyway, yes. While naegi was exploring earth he met a woman and had sex with her, and while doing
so infected the baby that come to be hajime.
And the reasons he did that is that he needed to procreate.
Anyway, next is komaeda. Nagito saw him and wanted the ahoge powers so he infected him, but
made him forget about their meeting and cause havoc.
The final targets are yasuke and touko.
He infected yasuke to make him smarter, but that failed, as junko killed him
and he knew junko was also a threat to him.
So, by doing that he tried to be careful to not let her trap him
but she did it.
Anyway, after she trapped him she made him forget about his ahoge powers and make believe that
naegi was just a boy. Ma boy.
After that the killing school thing began and since maizono and naegi "knew" each other
they had sex. And maizono got infected. Unknowingly. But fortunately for maizono
she got killed off by another hairy guy. Who is a douchebag.
Anyway, naegi hangout with touko a lot and also had sex with her and that infected her.
And that was for that good.
After they survived the school mutual killing bullshit, touko became a badass.
And along with komaru they were even more badass.
After future foundation found him, naegi remembered what he had to do.
And continued his quest.
Next thing he did was that he found his son, who is izuru now and the other weirdos.
At the beginning. Naegi thought to let the remnants of despair die, but naegi cared too much for his
son and decided he needed to be saved as the rest of his friends I guess.
And that was a bad idea, cause he got found out that he was an alien all along and is put
to execution in the new dr3 anime.
Coming soon.
But yes, guys. If you see an ahoges on top of your head. Cut it off imminently before it's too late
Because you could be infected.
Or brush your hair for fucks sake.
…
but that's just a theory. Another hair theory. Thanks for aliening.
So that's it for this theory, and if I'm honest I think it's true enough to be true as truth.
Naegi that guy.
Anyway, if you liked this theory give a review and for every review this
theory gets
you will get your every own, and this is not a scam as always,
a very big and round and soft and hard and sweet and hairy ahoge lush garden. Version 2.0
last one didn't do well, so I upgraded it to the next level.
And the changes are that it is more lush then ever before.
And guys for the very first time I have new goal.
But I don't expect it to be true as it's a one time thing!
Anyway, guys if you guys like this "fanfic" and want to follow this "fanfic" you will get for this occasion.
Your very own, special GOLDEN ahoge garden of harden. Yes. Golden as in it's covered in gold!
And if you want to leave a "favorite" you will get a HARMLESS ahoge.
Yes, it's not infected and it's going to infect anyone around you so it's 100% tested.
And in style today.
But anyway I've talked around enough.
Tune in next time where I talk about Asahina and Makoto actually had scandalous sex together.