Hello, everyone. Fucking satan himself that is nagito komaeda here.
And welcome to yet another edition of Danganronpa Conspiracy theories.
This is the 15th edition to be exact. Holy shit we have long ways from 100
so sorry again for not writing thoeries. (not that anyone cares)
but i'm back
so as you read the chapter title.
You know that we have another hair theory.
That's right, we talked about hajime, izuru, naegi and more, and now it's time foooooor
mondo's corny hair. Or I mean Kuwabara totally not ripped of hair.
Anyway, why is mondo's hair like that?
Why is it shaped like corn?
Why is it shaped like a plant?
Is it a carrot or a corn?
Nobody knows, but there is proof to back this theory up.
So, i'll tell you this and this might be a shoker.
Something that some people suspect, but not all know.
And that is.
Mondo is actually...a human plant!
Yes. A human plant.
Never heard of one?
Do you remember Fallout 2 (if you even played that game you kid) and there's a character
named Harold and how he had a fucking tree growing on his head.
And well, in fallout 3, when you meet him again he BECAME the tree.
And weel, that same will go for Kuwa—I mean mondo here.
But first what plant is growing on his head?
Well, now people debate that it could be a carrot or a fucking corn.
Now I know there a meme that mondo's hair is a corn.
And monokuma started it.
But we have been mistaking Mondo's hair for corn.
That's one of the reasons he was so offended like a tumblr user.
Mondo's hair is actually a carrot.
Yes, didn't see that coming? Well, that why mondo was so mad at us.
I know it looks like corn from far back, but at a closer inspection you can say it's a carrot.
Smells like one too.
He must be using that carrot shampoo.
Anyway, since we now know what kind of plant it is.
How did he get such a thing?
Well, during his childhood
he ate a lot of plants.
Carrots especially.
And this one time he sorta ended up at a radioactive and a virus site
and there was carrot
and ate it!
I mean and he ate it.
Anyway, that how he got his x-men super powers.
And since he had eaten a lot of carrots, his super power is good vision.
And well, growing a fucking carrot.
Mondo thought that one day when he had grown this carrot he's been taking care of
all this time, would pay off and grant his X-RAY vision.
That's what he was hoping for.
But monokuma/junko
knew this was threat.
Junko knew from an ultimate biologist that his carrot could overtake his mind and control him
making him dangerous. Making him the one, the only...
CARROT MAN! (another marvel superhero)
so, junko was ready to kill off mondo at any time, but thought
he would be good in the mutual life of school killing.
But it was only then when he killed chihiro
junko knew he had to be killed off in an execution.
Which she wanted for every student anyway.
So, as mondo was found that he had killed chihiro.
And ishimaru did some cry and tears.
Mondo was executed.
And turned into carrot butter.
Which makes sense now.
Remember my other theory about how mondo could've survived the execution.
Well, this is another point that can prove that mondo is alive.
During his execution his carrot was torn off from mondo
which made mondo bald as fuck.
But the carrot was executed.
Omg...
do you know what this means guys?
Are you thinking what i'm thinking?
Yes guys.
The actual killer of chihiro fujisaki
is the fucking carrot!
Ooooooooooooooooo myyyyyyyy gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOooooooood
trolls
…
but that's just a theory. A carrot theory. Thanks for mondoing.
And that it for this theory.
If you ask me I think that was the most intense theory I have ever wrote.
But I digress, because to each their own.
Anyway as always, leave a review for this theory if you liked it.
And for every review this theory get you will get your very own.
Mondo carrot garden.
Yes. A lot of mondos will be on your way as soon you leave a review.
And dig themselves a hole and go in it and grow the carrots for you to enjoy.
And this is NOT a scam.
And for every new 1 favorite/follow you will get a mondo that looks like a carrot plush doll.
Yes. A great deal.
But enough of that.
Tune in next time, where I expose junko for all the bad things she did.