Hello everyone, togami eating beans here

and welcome to yet another x-files episode.

Where Illuminati is bullshit, and aliens are real according to hagakure

anyway, i'm back with another conspiracy theory.

And today we have a fan requested theory

from Hawkholly who is just another basic professional fanfic writer

and in no way another crack addict like me.

Anyway, he requested another hair theory...

hair theory?

Haven't we done one just last chapter?

Oh for fu-

but I digress. Even thought last one about mondo's carrots was fantastic.

Hawkholly asks a very good question and that is

why is danganronpa weird with hair, like dude, sakura and nakomaru and akane, I think,

have some blue electricity dude, that is some fucked up shit dude, I need answers dude.

I'm pretty sure that's how his question went.

Anyway, i'm glad you asked because i'm here to answer, dude.

It's all very simple.

Nekomaru and sakura come from a planet called Steroidiala.

Where only the buff live.

But, nekomaru and sakura don't know each other so you can't ship them.

Anyway, that planet steroidiala is miles away from the solar system.

And the people that live there are all buff as fuck.

Males and females.

But they are equal.

And actually look like blue humanoid lizards.

Nekomaru and sakura are actually lizards.

Electric lizards.

There are also fire, water and wind lizards.

But those two are electricity lizards.

And nekomaru's and sakura's real names are

Karakorum (nakomaru) and Sarawak (Sakura)

but i'll be referring to their human names as they know them by that name.

And theyre also part of Dangan X-men like 12days has mentioned.

Anyway, nekomaru's mission is to destroy a girl who would destroy his world and that is

junko enoshima of course. Because why wouldn't it be her dude.

But due to his soft heart he was unable to resist junko's charms

and became ultimate despair

but during that time he fell in love with a human

girl

that is akane

and he knew it was forbidden but he did it anyway

because he respected akane as a person who was determined.

And because of that they did "it" once.

Like sexy time.

And that's how akane became preggers and has also electricity. Coming out of her and stuff.

That why he decided to defend her that one time, too.

God I just thought of a fluffy headcanon, but that's besides the poitnts.

Anyway, sakura came to planet earth for a different reason

she wanted to beat the strongest human on earth.

Because sakura wanted to be not only the strongest woman in her planet but the strongest woman

in the entire GALAXY!

such a big goal and she conquered 152 planets so far, but they were no challenge to her, so she

decided to go for the one of the stronger planets,

earth.

Anyway, as she came to planet earth she acquired the name of sakura because she liked

cherry blossoms.

And not soon after she found the strongest person on earth.

Kenshiro.

He was a strong male.

And he was the one who was able to defeat sakura for the first time in a long time

it was then she knew she fell in love in kenshiro.

And unlike males, females of steroidilia were allowed to fall in love in humans

weird law.

And so she fell in love, but then relized that there was an evil force in earth

that is junk-pffffft. Ha ha haaa...

Okay, I-i couldn't finish that one

anyway junko enoshima was the evil force.

And she must defeat her, or she wouldn't able to have a remathc with kenshiro.

But junko was too fast and did the tragedy, dude.

And junko also used sakura as her pawn...

sad ending...

sad...

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but hey, that's just theory a nekomaru theory, thanks for sakuraing.

If you ask me again, THIS is even more intence story I have ever written before ever.

Butt uhhh.

Yeah, thanks for the request dude hope that answers this question dude.

As always if you liked this thoery

leave a review and share your great thoughts out to the words for everyone to see.

And for every review this theory gets, you will get

a ticket to the planet Steroidilia, where you can meet more awesome dudes like

Leopoldo, Goodall, Fallopis and many more.

Not a scam.

And for every new 1 favorite/follow you will get your very own sakura and Nekomaru plushie

THIS IS a DEAL guys. Two plushies for one new favorite and/or follow guys

you do not want to miss this.

also i wanted to thank everyone who clicked on this cancer of a fic because it hit over 2000, which is not my highest record, but we are getting there.

and i'm happy to pronounce that this cancer also reached over 10,000 words and counting. didn't expect that did ya?

Anyway

tune in next time where I talk aboot, akane's new babies and If they are lizards or not.