Hello, everyone, ibuki's horns here
and welcome to yet another danganronpa conspiracy theory.
And you know, this is gonna be a different theory than usual
I always do these hair theories
I mean it's obvious anime hair is fucking crazy
we all know that, because we are weebs and otakus.
But this is off topic
because I have a brand new theory for you guys
and as you already read the title of the theory
yes guys
i'm gonna try to prove it to you guys if
naegi is fucking waffle
if he's a fucking food item
so, sit back, relax,
grab some eggs, grab some flour
let's theorize!
(did you like my new intro there, guys?)
so, is naegi an egg waffle?
Is a question that everyone's been wondering.
Since the dawn of tumblr
everyone kept obsessing if naegi's an egg.
But you see, everyone treated that as a fucking joke
but you see guys, it's not a joke
oh, no.
the fact that naegi is a an egg is very real
and it's been under our noses this whole time
whenever you see an egg, you see naegi
whenever you see a B/E and that is bacon and eggs
you see naegi and togami
whenever you see an omelet, you see naegi from DR3
whenever you scrambled eggs, you see naegi when he was a just little baby boy
but you see, who is naegi under the waffle?
Is naegi a waffle?
I believe he is.
Waffles are made of eggs
and naegi is the egg himself
and if you say egg backwards
it says gge
that's an acronym for
Good Guy Egg
you know what this means?
Is that naegi is good guy
and that is true.
And it's also true that he is an egg
because his name is naegi
get it?
Now we all know that eggs can't be humans
and human's can't be a food item
so it could only mean
is that...yes
naegi is an alien
and i'll tell you what planet he is from
because i'm an alienologist
i'm the ultimate alienologist too.
So you can trust me
anyway,
I can only assume that naegi is from
eggolopia.
A planet not far away from earth actually too.
It's 2.456455498 to the third power miles from the solar system
about that planet is not much known
only that the planet looks like an egg
and everyone there is an egg.
And on their eggs live more eggs
and it's a never ending cycle.
Yes.
So, I think we can all say that
naegi is an egg
and he can be used to make waffles
but what will he look like?
Well, it's up to you.
But I think he will like Goku
or rather when ishimaru and hinata go super saiyan
so, yeah, he's going to be a superhero
another addition to the team of dangan x-men
to bring the shining white hope to the world
…
but that's just a theory, an egg theory, thanks for waffling. (that's actually a word, damn)
so yeah, guys, I finally proved it to you people
that naegi is an egg
so no doubts about there
just whatever you do, do NOT give those eggs to howtobasic
yes.
Anyway, as always, if you liked this theory
be sure to leave a review, I will love the fuck out of you
because for every review this theory gets you will get your very own
no joke, no scam
an egg...
but just any egg
A golden egg!
….
but not just any golden egg
a super duper platinum golden naegi egg statue
and it will be coming your way as SOON as you write that review
not a scam.
Also, for every new 1 favorite/follow this chapter gets you will get
your very own egg plushie.
Because you can't get enough of plushies.
But that's all for today
tune in next time where talk about how make a living creature out of an egg.