Hello, everyone, genocider sho's long tongue here.
And welcome to yet another brilliant theory
this is the 20th edition too. Still too far away from 100.
today, I'm doing another request for the same person
who requested the 16th theory.
It was lizards, if you forgot
but Hawkholly, came back,
and she came back with a vengeance.
With the question that I'm pretty sure everyone asked themselves
upon first meeting her
and that why is genocider sho's tongue is fucking long?
And I'm here to blow your mind dudes
as I'm finally answering the question that
needed to be answered this whole time.
So, grab your taste buds, grab your scissors,
it's time to theorize this shit.
So, let's start off to why
fukawa's and Sho's tongue and eye color change to blood red.
Well, i'm glad you asked that
and that is because
to put it bluntly
fukawa is an alien
and I know I used this excuse many times now
but this time it could be true.
And there are evidence to prove it too.
First of all, what kind of alien sho is?
WELP
some say, because she a long tongue, she could be
a giraffe
a lizard
a fucking reptilian,
some even say that she' a fucking
pokemon, you know
lickitung or lickilicky
in human form
but nope...
I'll tell you secret
she actually a
MOTHERFUCKING SNAKEssss!
(on this plane)
yes, guys, she an alien snake
and I actually know
what planet she came from
and btw, she is also disguised as a human, but has some remaining features.
And she looks a lot different.
What she looks like
is really simple to imagine
she's a reptilian
a blood red color reptilian
with a red tongue and red eyes
and doesn't have legs, instead she used her tail body to move.
So now that you have an idea of how she looks like
what planet did she come from?
Well, she came from a planet called
Snakador
a planet far away from earth
and in close proximity to the center of the galaxy actually.
But yeah, it's a red planet
and the planets residents are known as the top 5 most dangerous assassins in the universe.
Yes, like it's no joke
fukawa is one of them and she is rated the 5th most dangerous assassin in Snakador
and 146th is the whole universe of assassin aliens.
Have you ever wondered why the fuck she could jump so fucking high multiple times
and slash and dash like a maniac?
And laugh like a serial killer?
And murder 1000 humans which put
the police to shock as they still haven't found her?
Such a person could exist in danganronpa in real life.
That's why you have to be careful.
Around really circle glasses girls
who wear long skirts and stutter
have ALSO long hair.
Beware, as this girl might be the assassin from that planet.
But what is the goal of these assassin snakes?
Well, I don't know.
I didn't ask one snake like "hey why do kill so much people?"
like ask them that and you're fucking dead.
So, be careful and god speed.
…
but that's just a theory, a snake theory, thanks for tongueining.
So now that theory is done
now that fukawa has been exposed as snake
everyone can relax and be glad to be done with another
one danganronpa mystery done and explained.
But yeah, who could've thought that sho could be a snake of all things.
That more you know.
Anyway, guys, leave a review if you like this theory
because for every new review this theory gets, you will get,
no joke, a pair of genoscissors. Yes, they will be delivered right outside your doorstep
AS SOON as you leave a review. No scam.
And for every new 1 favorite/follow you will get a
tongue plushie.
Yes, straight up tongue. No joke
and no scam.
Anyways guys
tune in next time where I talk about how ibuki's horns has unbelievable powers, such as time manipulation.