Snorlax

KAAAAACK-shooo...

It was a horrendous sound, echoing across the mountainside. It filled the minds of those who heard it. It terrified the young. It made the trees shiver. It would have rattled glass if there was any glass around. Not a single Pokemon, save one, could sleep with the awful snores pounding through their heads.

KAAAAACK-shooo...

"He's a menace to our community," a Spearow said, trying to keep his ears covered with his wings.

"My babies shouldn't have to grow up around this," a Pidgeotto agreed.

"And he doesn't even do anything anymore," the Spearow went on. "He wakes up, goes and eats whatever is close at hand..."

"And he eats all the food that's there," a Rattata interrupted. "Won't even share a single crumb."

"Then he just plops down wherever he is and goes back to sleep," the Spearow finished.

KAAAAACK-shooo....

"Aaah, I can't take this anymore!" a Geodude said. "We have to do something."

"But what? The fool won't listen to reason. And just look at him! You think you can defeat that?"

A Machoke clapped his powerful hands together. "Let's roll him down the mountain!"

The second Machoke there cheered the idea. "That's the stuff! Just push him out of our neighborhood."

"You guys just like rolling things down the mountain," the Geodude sniffed. "Or do you not recall 'Bowling for Doduos'?"

KAAAAAAACK-shooooo...

"Oh, just let them do it," the Pidgeotto said. "As long as it gets rid of that terrible noise, I don't care."

"So can we?" the first Machoke asked.

"All right," the Spearow said. "But make sure it gets rid of him."

The two Machokes gave each other hi-fives and crept over to the slumbering Snorlax. He was a Pokemon of unbelievable girth, a rotund ball of thick fat and violet-gray fur that could sleep for days. Sometimes the little Rattatas would jump on his belly for fun, but when he was snoring, few dared to come close.

KAAAAAACK-shooooo...

"Right, ready?" the first Machoke whispered.

"Ready, bro."

"Then let's go."

They each put both hands and a shoulder against the beast, then began to shove. But even though they were the strongest Pokemon in the mountains, the Snorlax was the heaviest Pokemon in the region. Because his flesh was so soft, it was hard for them to get a good shoving position.

"This might be too much, bro," the second Machoke said.

"Don't give up. We can do this."

KAAAAAACK-shooooo....

The snore rattled their bodies, making them feel sore all over. But that only added to their determination. They pushed the Snorlax up. They tilted him to get his body unbalanced. After a couple of minutes, they had him rolled over just enough that gravity took hold and pulled the Snorlax's body down onto a slope.

And the Snorlax rolled, to the cheers of his former neighbors. As he picked up speed, he began to break weak rocks and start small landslides. He squashed flowers, then bushes. He hit the wooded area below and knocked down trees. He hit a bump that sent him flying over a pretty white picket fence. The resulting landing was mistaken for an earthquake in the gatehouse nearby, smashing a few plates and causing someone to have a bloody nose.

The Snorlax blinked.

He sat up and looked at his surroundings. This wasn't where he had gone to sleep. Nearby, he smelled the sweet scent of ripe berries. He plucked the bush from the ground and ate every bit of it: berries, leaves, branches, roots, and dirt. Then he plopped down and went back to sleep, blocking off access to the Bike Road.

Kaaaa-shoooo...

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Snorlax Leaf Green entry: Very lazy. Just eats and sleeps. As its rotund bulk builds, it becomes steadily more slothful.

You didn't expect something like Snorlax to have an active role, right? Teehee.