Hello everyone cow chop here
and welcome to yet another yummy theory
why yummy? No idea, but if it's yummy
then it's gonna be some good shiz.
So today's theory is gonna be about another
guy in DR3, that I like to call cow head
because he literally wears a fucking cow head on his head.
Or is it a bull?
Whatevs, I just think it's pretty cool
but also pretty weird
but that's not really what we are going to talk about
we are going to talk about who cow head really is
like I'm gonna expose his real face.
That is so illegal and bad, but I'm a crazy mafakka.
But it has to be done
I'm pretty sure no one trusts the great gozu, because he's like
covers his face.
And you'll see brother who he is right now
SO
i've found some stuff on great gozu
that's he not only a wrestler
his name is also
JOHN CENA!
pa paaa rampaaaaaaaa
pam para paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
that was a JOKE
calm down, please!
Ok, that joke had to be there though
anyway, if you search on youtube
"great gozu"
you'll get some interesting results
some being about wrestling
and well, one of the videos that came up were about undertaker
and some cane guy,
(I don't watch wrestling that much, so you have to forgive me)
but yes,
great gozu's real identity is the undertaker...'s brother
named alfredo del estonio
a spanish name, cause why not.
Now if I told you that was actually undertaker, you'd be mistaken
because alfredo and undertaker look different
but you know that actully is?
Well, it's actully vince mcmahon
don't believe me?
Just watch this video.
watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk
but I'm kidding, because actully
vince mcmahon is actually
this person
watch?v=vThKwfGRnfo
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okay joking aside
why is alfredo undertakers brother?
Well, I don't know actully...
it's so private that even I coudnt think of something
because wrestlers
they have pride man
such pride that you can't even fathom, fam.
But why is he a cow head though?
Well, when alfredo was a little tiny little baby boy
he used to grow in harsh environment
and one time, when someone tried to kill him
a bull or cow saved him
from his death
unfortunately, the cow died, protecting the boy
and that's when the boy knew what he had to do
and that is to become strong
and become the best wrestler ever
and that's how he got accepted into hope's peak
thanks to the scout guy
he was part of 69th class
9 years before 78th one.
So he's pretty old now.
Late 20s or early 30s.
So you do not want to mess with him, ok?
He will mess you up, like mike tyson.
And no he's not nice
he uses this calm nature of his a trap to think that he is calm and stuff
but nope
so...be careful...
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but hey that's just a theory, a cow theory, thanks for gozuing.
So, yes. Not only great gozu is john cena, undertaker, he's alfredo
undertaker's brother, brother.
Another mystery solved!
So, next is...gonna be a surprise, ok?
But if you like this theory, please leave a review
and for every new review this theory gets you will get your very own
that's right, a cow mask.
To hide your identity and cyber indentity
that shit works, trust me.
Be careful towards vegans though
some people may take it out of context.
And for every new follow/favorite
you can get an actual cow
that's right and you can do anything with it
milk it, like companies milk their vydieo games
so, tune in next time where I talk about how leon once smoked weed. That loser.