Hello everyone, psycho here
and welcome to another brand original theory of all time ages new theory.
So, continuing with the DR3 theme,
this time it's going to be Seiko Kimura or as I like to call her
psycho, cause the name Seiko, kinda sounds like
psycho, you get it?
You don't?
Oh
WELp, you came here, because you want to know who this Seiko is, right?
Well she isn't Seiko Shinohara
that another psycho
but who knows, maybe Seiko Kimura likes to lick ass and pussy
that she covers her mouth
and doesn't want anyone to see her dirty ass mouth
butt that's not what gonna talk about today
what i'm really interested in Seiko
is that what's behind her mask
that purple mask of hers
and why the fuck is she's so popular
she's literally number 1 most popular character
or rather most hyped character
and even I don't know why the fuck is that
some people already wrote fics about her fucking
some other chick or whatever
this must be the seiko insanity.
But anyway, yeah, why the fuck does she wear that fucking mask
dude
well, I'll tell you right now
and right here
that seiko kimura is actully
another anteater
that's right, she's human version of anteaters
even though she can speak, she's actually
an anteater turned into a human
so, no she's not an alien
of any sort
but anyway, why is she an ant eater
is what you're asking me right now
well, it's because, seiko is an evolved form of spices
that the scientists used her for experimenting
that's right seiko was once an anteater
but she turned into a human because of science and magic
people at hope's peak wanted to experiment on an animal
and turn it into human
they tried giraffe
they tried dogs
they tried cats
they even tried horses
but every animal was a failure, because
the human that came out from animals
looked like freaks all over
the ex-giraffe human had a long as neck
and he broke it almost immediately after taking a step forward
the ex dog human just looked liked a freak
same with the cat
and the horse
I don't want to talk about the horse
it was horrifying.
But since the scientists used the anteater
the human looked almost perfect
save for the mouth that looked like
a hole in the wall
and that's why they decided to give it plastic surgery
and redo the mouth
but it still had side effects
as the tongue remained, because I don't think there's a tongue transplant
and that's it
they also added teeth
but anyway, she still looked weird
and so they decided to
give her mask, a surgical mask
because then they would give her a talent
yeah, like they did to hajime
and give her the apothecary talent
because, they didn't want real humans do that job
cause it was dangerous
I mean look at seiko
she looks like she about have a breakdown
but anyway, that's why she's so famous
she's a mystery character
and i'm hyped for dr3 like you
but calm the fuck down
there's already a shit ton of art for seiko
but surprisingly no rule 34
(pls don't do it)
(just don't)
…
but hey that's just a theory, a psycho theory, thanks for kimuraing.
So, that concludes the theory for seiko
the next is if you read my previous theory
then you would know who is gonna be next
that's right it's a going to be a theory about a frog
anyway, guys, if you like this theory, be sure to leave a review
to tell me why the fuck is seiko so popular
but also share your thoughts on the galaxy.
And for every new follow/favorite
you will get a fan
like a literal fan for your home
I don't care if you don't want
it's summer and it's fucking boiling
like crazy dude...
Also, I want to say sorry to the UK
you know what happened.
Anyway, tune in next time where I talk about how 2013 was a great year for danganronpa