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Full Summary: Edward leaves Bella and she becomes depressed like in the book. It's only been a month. For almost a year Charlie has been mourning his little sister, Miranda Gilbert. He gets a call from Liz Forbes, saying she needs his help at Mystic Falls and wants to know if he's willing to take the offer. He talks to Bella about it and tells her she'll have her family again. Hearing the new, Bella becomes her old self and agrees with Charlie about moving. She meets everyone and her and Charlie find out their secret and Charlie is willing to protect Isabella's friends and his baby sister.

Previously On My New Life, In Mystic Falls

"It's time to go, Princess," I told her, pulling her to the real world. She turned to the Cullens, a smile on her face before being pulled into a hug by Esmé. She said her goodbyes to all the Cullens, leaving Edward last. He opened his arms wide, Isabella walking into them.

"I want to prove to you that I am sorry", he whispered to her before letting her go. "Well now you can." She walked back to me and I put out my hand, waiting for her to grab it. When she did, she waved one last time before we walked to the car. I opened her door, letting her slid in before getting in the driver's seat. We hit the highway when she put her seat down. I put on The Worry List by Blue October, singing her to sleep as we headed back home.

Chapter Twenty-One

(DamonPOV)

We'd driven almost the day away, deciding to stay together and not split into two groups. We were passing the Montana border when Stefan got a phone call from his best friend, Lexi. Once he was done talking to her on the phone, he called mine.

"What's up, little brother?"

"We're stopping at Lexi's for tonight and tomorrow. Then, we'll be on our way back to Virginia."

"I take it you and Lexi are going to go do your own thing for your birthday," I asked as I passed a truck that had cut me off.

"Yeah, so tomorrow all the time is yours and Isabella's. I already got Charlie to make plans to go check out some sights since he'll be entertaining Elena while I'm gone." I hummed my consent, thinking of the possibilities with the sleeping angel next to me. I looked to the dark-haired beauty that I could now call mine. She was sleeping heavily, snoring lightly. Her eyes were closed, and hair thrown over one shoulder. I could stare at her for hours on end when she was asleep. Not saying she wasn't beautiful awake, but when she was awake she was a temptress. Always making me beg for more.

"Then we'll see you at Lexi's. I'll tell Caroline and Tyler to stop at a restaurant so Isabella can eat." I hung up the phone, talking Blondie as her and wolf boy were driving next to us.

"Pick a restaurant in the vicinity. I want to stop before we head to Lexi's."

"More like you don't want to see her," Caroline laughed. Barbie was right. I didn't want to see the older vampire. Lexi hated me with a passion because of all the hell I put Stefan through. But I hated her too. A very mutual feeling since she ran me off back in 1892. I shuddered at the memory of wood being pierced almost directly into my heart.

"Yeah, that too. Just pick one and Isabella and I will meet you. We have to stop at the gas station first." I sped ahead of the two as we pulled off the freeway into a small town. They cruised by, searching for somewhere to eat while I pulled into an old-looking gas station. I got out of the car and went inside to pay for gas and a pack of Marlboro Menthol NXT's. When I walked to the car, I lit up my cigarette and started pumping the gas. Probably not the smartest thing to do at a gas station, but I honestly didn't care because all I wanted was to feel the mint flavor and nicotine that came from Menthol cigarettes. My phone vibrated, showing me a text from Caroline where they were. Once the pump was in place, I grabbed my aviators and threw them on. After about two minutes, Isabella opened the car door and stepped out, throwing her hair up in the process. She stretched before rounding to looking to me. She walked around the car to stand next to my side, laying her head down on my shoulder.

"Where are we," She asked in a low voice.

"We, are currently in Montana. Tyler and Caroline are waiting at the restaurant three streets down." I moved away from Isabella, putting the pump nozzle back in its place.

"Do we need to get anything for the road?"

"Not yet. I would wait until before the highway. We're going to get off on a dirt road about twenty miles after that. Stefan has a place for us to stay. It's his birthday tomorrow so since we're close to his best friend, we're going to her instead of her coming to him." She stepped into the car, nodding, before playing with her iPod. She stared at me for a while before beginning her interrogation.

"So why am I just finding out that tomorrow is Stefan's birthday?"

I smiled at her obvious question before answering,"He doesn't like telling everyone because he doesn't like the attention."

"Doesn't like attention, huh? Well I guess he better suck it up. Now, we need to find a mall so I know where to go tomorrow morning." I saw her run her hand through her bangs that escaped the pony tail, letting her scent run over me. It made me feel like I was at home, and caused me to relax.

"We'll look once we get closer. Let's go eat and talk about what you want to get Stefan." I knew she wouldn't let up on the fact that she wanted to get Stefan something. It would have to wait until tomorrow, when Stefan was gone with Lexi.

"What did you get him?"

"First, I got him another journal. He's constantly writing, and goes through journals like they're nothing. I also got him and Elena a free night away from Ric and Jenna. They agreed to let them go out for the night and come back to our place," I replied. God, the things Ric and Jenna would believe.

"I take it they're not coming back to yours." She smirked at my tone.

"Definitely not! I'm not letting that happen while I'm home." My face was pulled back in an expression of disgust. They've already done it once, and I wouldn't like for a repeat.

"Hmm, maybe I'll get Elena something for that night." At the thought of her walking into a lingerie store, my mind automatically came up with the image of Isabella in a black little number. I moved my thoughts in another direction before I started to sport a hard on. I pulled into the parking lot that we were meting Tyler and Caroline were at. We walked in and saw them sitting down in the front.

"How long is the wait", Isabella asked Barbie before sitting next to her.

"Between five and ten minutes. All they have to do is clear up a table. I requested one next to the bar, because Tyler wants to watch the hockey game on the big screen. Plus, we all know that Damon is going to be drinking up a storm." I laughed at her comment, and let loose another chuckle as Isabella punched her. I loved when my girl got aggressive. "Fuck you guys and your ability to drink and drive no problem."

Caroline laughed and turned to wink at me. "You are going to have your hands full when she drinks. Because the only time she drinks is when she's telling a story, or if she's going all out."

"Going all out," I asked.

"Oh babe, when I drink, I drink to get wasted. It may take me a whole night, or it may take me a few hours, but eventually I'll get there", she said, patting my leg as I leaned on the wall next to her.

"Table of four? Under Lockwood?" We followed the waiter, who was checking out Caroline and Isabella, eyes glued to their asses as they walked in front of him to sit down. I growled slightly, giving him a glare which didn't see since he was preoccupied with the girls. We ordered our food when Isabella brought up Stefan's birthday.

"So what are you getting for Stefan?"

"Oh well I somewhat coordinated with Damon. I bought them a night at a high-end hotel. I included room service, alcohol, and an en suite for them." As they talked I walked to the bar, ordering a bunch of shots to kick off our night. I heard Isabella ask where I was and turned to look at Caroline who was facing my way as Isabella was faced in the other direction.

Don't tell her where I'm at. I'll creep on her. I winked at Caroline. I grabbed the tray full of shots and made my way back/ As I walked closer I heard Isabella ranting about getting Stefan a new camera and wondering where the hell I was. Caroline was giggling, almost giving me away.

"Seriously, where the fuck is Damon?!" I leaned down to whisper in her ear and wrapped an arm around her as I told her, "Right here, baby." I felt her jump and smack my arm lightly.

"Fucking vampires, man. I just can't win!" I kissed her on the cheek then made my way to my seat. I set the shoots down and Caroline made a noise of excitement as she saw them. She rubbed her hands together and grabbed one. She threw it back and held her breath before inhaling. She grabbed another one and twirled it around in Isabella's face, teasing her. A thoughtful expression came on her face before she started talking to me, too low for Isabella to hear what she was saying.

"Do you think that maybe she could actually drink?" Isabella turned her attention to Tyler before I replied. "Charlie would kill her, and she's supposed to drive back."

"Well, I mean, if our blood can heal people, can't it make someone sober? Can't it heal the alcohol out of her system?"

"I don't know. Maybe. I've never tried it. If it doesn't, then I'll just drive back."

Once the shots were cleared between Caroline, Tyler and I, I left to get four beers and returned, shoving one in front of Isabella. She looked at the beer before she looked to me. "Um, babe. I'm driving, and my dad may not care that I drink, but I'm pretty sure he would have a problem now."

"Well, Caroline and I talked and decided that we would try something. If my blood can heal you, let's see if it can sober you up. Plus, I wanna see how smashed you get. If it doesn't work, I'll drive while you sober up and sleep for a bit", I winked to her.

"Oh this will be fun. Are we gonna dance on a table again, or are we gonna sing to the whole bar," Tyler asked, a smirk settled onto his face.

"At least I didn't flirt with a cross dresser."

He groaned as Caroline and I looked at him in disbelief. I've had some pretty bad times when I was drunk, but a cross dresser? I don't think it can get any worse than that. Wait a minute, yeah it could. "Now this is something I want to hear", I said to them. Caroline nodded in agreement before yelling, "Tyler! Tell me you didn't!"

"Oh, I have it recorded Care. I'll go through my computer to find it when we get home." Isabella grabbed her beer and took a drink before winking at Tyler's glare. I kept going back to get more drinks and shots, watching Isabella slam back everything that was handed to her. Caroline and I were laughing at Tyler and Isabella's behavior, relishing in the positive atmosphere they gave off. When Isabella's words started slurring together I finally stopped getting alcohol and handed the bartender my card. Once I paid, I went back to the table to finish my beer as Isabella finished her margarita. Once she was done, I signaled to Caroline, hinting that it was time to go. She took one side on Tyler as I let Isabella put all her weight on me. Her and Tyler tried to support each other, making it worse in the process. I helped Isabella get in the car before sliding into the driver's seat.

Isabella was singing to every song that came on before I turned onto a dead-end road. I looked over at her, listening to her sing I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry. Her voice was sinful as is, but when she sings, her voice takes on a different edge. If I had known she could sing this well, drunk too, then I would have her sing to me every damn day. She was moving her upper body to the beat, bouncing in her seat. She made it so damn hard to not attack her and ravish her body. She was my sexy woman, she was my seductress, she was my beautiful angel, but all in all, she was mine. I turned off the car in the middle of the song, causing her to look at me in protest. I leaned my arm on the steering wheel, taking in her beautiful face. When she looked me in the eyes she immediately flushed. As she opened her mouth I took advantage of speaking first, effectively cutting her off.

"You are so beautiful. Did you know that?" She looked down as I brushed the hair out of her face. She shook her head no at my question. I wanted to see her eyes, to look in them so I could tell her that she was beautiful, no matter what. I wanted to tell her how every time I saw her she took my breath away. How she always had me wanting for more, wanting to possess her. I wanted to tell her exactly why I wanted to make love to her, slowly and brutally. Dragging out her release and dragging it out so she could feel how I feel about her in every touch, in every action I made. I wanted her to know that she was mine, and that I was hers.

So instead of saying anything, I lunged to her, pushing her against the door so she had nowhere to go. I moved my right hand to her neck, still avoiding her new tattoo, pulling her lips to mine in a brutal battle. My teeth hit hers with how rough we were kissing, and I nipped at her bottom lip. I tasted the blood from her lip and ran my tongue quickly over her cut and licked it before resuming kissing her. I moved my hands to her hips and yanked her down, moving her to the center of her bench seat. When her back hit the seat she moved her arms to circle me under mine as I supported myself. I kneeled between her legs with one on the seat and the other on the floorboard. Isabella threw her leg over my hips, pulling my lower half down to meet hers. I could feel her heat through her jeans and I hardened to the point of pain. No one would be able to interrupt us this time.

In order to distract myself from my erection I went to Isabella's ear, tugging lightly on the lobe before moving down her neck. I licked her collar bone and made a wet trail to the swell of her breasts with my tongue. She tasted exquisite, and I could smell the alcohol running through her veins, making her skin and scent taste sweeter and muskier.

"Oh baby, you taste so wonderful it should be a sin." She moaned and I moved to her clothed nipple before biting her lightly. She pushed her back up, making her arch into my body, pressing her gorgeous body into mine. I couldn't help but the thrust lightly into her. When she released a hiss through her teeth I couldn't help but to moan to let her know that I felt the same. I went back to her lips, kissing her until we had to breathe. During that time, she unwrapped her hands and brought them around my neck, rushing her hands through my hair and massaging my scalp. She tugged lightly, making me growl deep in my chest. When she bucked her hips into mine, she ran her heat directly into the tip of my length. I groaned at the wonderful feeling, wishing desperately to be inside her. Every time she moved her hips against mine, I couldn't stop the noises that left my mouth. I started sucking on her neck when she moved it to the side. At her act of submission, I felt my fangs descend and the veins around my eyes pop up. I slipped my incisors into her skin smoothly, sucking deeply, pulling her blood into my mouth. Her blood still had the same taste as before but seemed like wine, how as it sits longer and longer it becomes stronger.

I brought my nail to my neck and made a cut large enough for her to get my blood. When she didn't go to the wound I pulled back. My breathing was heavy with lust, just like my gaze. I looked into Isabella's eyes, seeing them almost black with lust before saying, "Bite me before it heals baby." I went back to her neck and felt her lips on mine. I felt her tongue lick lightly at the wound before I felt the wonderful tugging sensation. Isabella's grip on my lower body became stronger as she moved her legs tighter to hold me down. Her hands left my hair, quickly moving under my arms to continue her trek down my back before her hands were on my ass. She grabbed me and pushed me more into her, giving us both the friction we needed. I moaned at the feeling, wanting to tear her jeans off just to get closer to her. After I moaned I released her neck, watching it heal. I left a somewhat larger mark than I had before, giving me a rush of power at seeing it on her. She pulled away once it was healed and moved her hands to the back of my shirt, pulling it off. She brought her lips to mine when I moved my hands to the bottom of hers, taking hers off as well.

I looked to see her in a black, silky bra before I decided that it too had to go. When I lifted her up to reach the clasp of her bra, I looked to see of she was really sober and not drunk.

"Dammit Damon, hurry up", Isabella demanded. I smirked at her and latched our lips together before undoing it. I didn't pull away from the kiss, even as I slowly moved her straps down her arms, feeling how soft her skin was in the process. I did pull away to throw her bra in the back of the seat where we had thrown our shirts. When I looked back to her I saw her top half-naked in front of me, her hair now down, spread around her shoulders and falling off the seat like a dark chocolate waterfall. Before letting me ogle for too long, Isabella grabbed me and brought me back to her lips, tasting her wonderful tongue against mine. I could feel her nipples harden as my chest touched hers. Skin on skin contact. I moved my hands to feel her heavy weight on her chest in my hands before squeezing. She moaned, releasing me from the kiss. I moved my lips down to her breast and latched onto a nipple, licking her lightly with my tongue before I pulled back to blow on it. I watched as her breasts swelled slightly at her state of arousal and her nipple hardened to a sharp peak. I did the same to her left nipple, watching the same, wonderful reaction. I brought my hand to her right side, pulling and tugging harshly as I latched back on. I moved my tongue in circles, hearing her moans before moving my tongue back and forth quickly, loving how sensitive she was. I bit at her lightly, getting the reaction I was hoping for. She kept thrusting her hips up, catching her core against my length. The one relief I had from the friction my jeans and boxers gave. A rough but smooth friction. I sped up my movements against her and on her nipple. She was clawing at my back, breaking skin but causing pleasure as I felt them heal. I knew she was close when she kept her hips glued to mine, no longer thrusting but keeping pressure. She bucked one last time and held her breath as she came. As I felt more heat from her center, I felt the tingle in my lower spine, thrusting harder and faster against her until my release. I felt my dick twitch as spurt after spurt of cum was released. I pressed her into the seat with my weight until I had finished, breathing heavy.

"Well I didn't expect it to go that far," I told her, laughing lightly as I tried to catch my breath. She laughed as well, wrapping her arms around me. I let myself relax against her, loving the heat and smell she gave off. Even though she didn't smell completely of me, I could smell myself enough to please my sadistic side for now. We saw Isabella's phone light up and it vibrated once. I reached for it, seeing it was a text from Alice, and read it.

If you two don't get clothes on and stop dry humping like the dogs we live next to, then Charlie's going to come searching and trust me when I say it's not going to be pretty. You can ravish her later Damon, but for now, don't let the Chief know! And will you two just have sex already?! Jeez! Every time I get a vision of you two, Jasper has to rush me into the woods and fuck me so hard I think the Earth is cracking all the way through to China. We'll see you soon!

I laughed hard, feeling Isabella shudder against me as my laugh vibrated in my chest, sending little vibrations to her sensitive, bruised breasts.

"What," she asked.

"Alice. She said we better get going or else your dad is gonna come looking for us. And she says it doesn't end pretty." Well she could read it later. I pulled her up with me as I sat up and helped her get her bra back on. She reached back to grab my shirt but I got it first, wanting her to wear another one that I had. Once I found my black button up in the bag, I threw it around her shoulders. She buttoned it up as I threw my shirt on and started the car. She leaned next to me as we drove to Lexi's and let her hand trail, absent-mindedly on my leg. She ran her hand through her hair, before resuming her previous actions.

"So your experimenting worked. I sobered up as soon as your blood hit my tongue", she said. I smiled at our experiment as she called it. I threw my arm around her shoulders, holding her closer to me. I wanted to love this woman everyday and every night for the rest of my existence.

"Well now I know we can go have fun on a school night and have you completely okay in the morning." I smiled at her as that last thought ran through my mind. I'd never take it back, and it somewhat scared me.

We finally found the dirt road we had to turn down and saw where everyone parked. I leaned against the door frame behind Isabella as she knocked. I trailed my other hand that wasn't holding me up, up and down her lower spine. As Lexi approached the door she shot me a thought before answering the door.

Another girl Damon? Sheesh, could you make your stench anymore potent on this girl. God, you go through them like they're fucking candy.

When Lexi answered the door, I felt Isabella go tense against me. She looked to Lexi, awe on her face. Lexi returned the look.

"Lexi?"

"Bella?"

Damon, you're going to fucking die.

Well...Shit.

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