THE BIG REVEAL
Atrocity
Sherlock had gotten new dress shirts and slacks from Mycroft, a care package full of goodies from his parents, and…
"…What is this? No, I'll tell you what this is; this is an atrocity," Sherlock said in horror, pulling a deerstalker hat from John's package. "Where on earth did you find this?"
John was barely containing laughter. "Hat shoppe down in the village. Try it on! I bet you look ridiculous in it."
Sherlock put on the hat dryly, barely able to force out a sarcastic smile, which only made John laugh harder. "I was right. You look absolutely hilarious."
"Why, thank you, John."
Prompt was from my friend Hannah, and it was: shoppe