It's okay, John. I'm a mistletoe virgin too. And I've never had a New Years kiss. Okay, I've had one on the top of my head, but that was my dad.
Assistance
"This is who'll help me out?"
Marian pocketed her mobile. "Isn't he cute? I'll be bringing him tonight."
"Mmm. I suppose he is," said John hesitantly. "But I really don't think that it's a good idea for my first mistletoe kiss to be given away to your cat? I'm kind of a dog person."
Marian laughed. "I was kidding. I only asked because there's mistletoe all over the house, and you haven't run into a single incident yet, it seems. Rather uncanny of you—you say you've never even seen it before?"
"All over the house?"
Marian pointed above them.
"Ah."
Prompt was from Sailasiri Culnamo, and it was: uncanny