Guest- I've never really seen the full anime. I've only read the manga with some episodes in between it just to compare it. Thanks for the compliments.

Wavywavy- Thank you for your review. The checklist was mostly things I've seen done in Fanfictions I've read here and on Wattpad that I found annoying or turn offs, with a comidic spin.

LinIsSleepy- Your wish has been granted.

It has been 3 days since that. This girl dumped me right into the middle of this place in Miko's body, sans the wolf features, and basically just left me to live out her 'dream'.

Like hell that's happening.

She speaks in my head too. Well, rants whenever I do something that she deems OOC or if she just wants to tell me random stuff at certain times of the day. I still haven't gotten used to it.

Surprisingly, it took no time for me to get used to this body. Whether this is Blue's magic writing crap or something is beyond me.

Doesn't mean that I liked it. I shrunk, first off. My glorious 5'5" body of a teenage girl had become Miko's tiny 4'11" child form.

My voice also changed to hers and I honestly found this part the most annoying thing. She was voice acted and edited to sound like a high pitched child, which I'm still not used to and I'm sure that it won't let me be taken seriously in the future.

Third, my strength is ridiculous here. This Yato blood made me strong enough to accidentally rip trees out of the ground when punching them, though that's not really an accomplishment in this world.

Oh, I can't wait until I learn nen. Sarcasm here.

I walked for two days, lost and confused with nothing but my uncomfortable doll like clothes and a backpack full of snacks, a few throwing knives and daggers, a random book that I could hit people with, some money that I didn't even know how to use and 6 water bottles that I drained and refilled twice already.

I did manage to find a guide that took me to the test, but it took a while to convince him (I had to buy him dinner AND breakfast) that a very small child like me could survive it. Dammit child body.

I was seriously debating just ditching it, but Blue's annoying screeching in my head was worse.

I have a feeling that this place was going to kill me. The phases of the exam were going to kill me and if they didn't, everything that happened afterwards was going to end my life. I was going to die one way or another in this messed up world.

Seriously, why couldn't I be sent to a world like OHSHC? Hell, I would even take an anime like Detective Conan over this place. At least I have a chance of surviving there (maybe)

I was currently in the exam hall, chewing on my 5th apple while sitting on a rock.

Man, this room is surprisingly huge compared to how it was shown in the anime. Or maybe it was because I was so freaking short that everything that was around me seemed to be larger than what it truly was. Yes, I was still salty about my reduction in height.

People were staring at me.

I'm not actually surprised about that. It does seem rather weird that a little, fragile looking girl in strange clothing was taking a deadly exam along with people who were probably twice her age and triple her size with light years of more expirience than her.

Hell, even the other females here were larger and more put together than I was.

I simply pulled my hood up towards my face a bit more and bit into the apple, chewing slowly to calm my nerves and stop shaking.

These fanfictions, none of them ever told me just how terrifying this entire thing actually was. I could feel me stomach twist the longer I stood here and frankly, it was not fun.

There was no adrenaline rush, no excitement to live out my dream, which frankly was never there to begin with, and there was absolutely no shred of glee to meet these characters that I honestly feared more than anything.

I felt myself start to shake at the mere thought of them. Every character in this series goes downhill towards self destruction one way or another.

Their brute strength and wits, as amazing as they were, were terrible to see in real life.

Gon scared me. Killua scared me. Leorio scared me. Kurapika was downright terrifying.

That's not even close to what other character like Hisoka could do to me. My life would end in a heartveat if I made one wrong step.

I'm probably just going to avoid the main cast for as long as I live.

I didn't want to be here like those other girls in the fanfictions.

I had no desire to live out the adventures of the main cast. I didn't want to fall in love with a psychotic main character that could probably kill me in a heartbeat.

I didn't want to risk losing my life every day or putting myself through brutal training.

I didn't even like this anime that much.

I wanna go home.

I felt someone sit down next to me, making me flinch rather violently and snap me away from my thoughts. It was #187, the kid in the suspenders and bowtie with the laptop whose name I couldn't remember.

I scooched away from him just a bit, feeling the air getting a bit colder and tenser as he opened his laptop and began to type. I watched him fiddle with the keyboard for a bit, clutching the apple in my hand just a bit tighter to the point where I felt it start to crush.

A confused look suddenly took over his face.

'Oh boy! He's looking over your records, hun!' Blue said, making me jump again.

"He's what?" I shouted internally. No wonder why I felt something off about him when he came over.

'Yep! He can't find anything about you other than your name and age, though! Must be making him mad or something.' Blue said. 'Hid 'em good from him, didn't I? It makes you seem more mysterious.'

Blue, as annoying as she was though, was pretty much keeping me sane here. Arguing with her was a perfect way to get my mind off things.

'Rude.'

I decided to just get up and walk away at that point. This guy's suspicious glances at me were actually starting to get on my nerves.

I decided to sit by the door and just wait for them. Their presence would signal the start of the exam and then I could just get this over with.

I pulled my knees closer to my chest, setting my backpack in between. I don't trust anyone here not to rob me.

No one here seems to have water or snacks with then, other than that Todo guy.

"Hello there." A sudden voice that was very familiar said.

I squeaked.

Oh hell no. Oh hell no. AH HELL NAW!

I stared in complete horror at the face of Tonpa, that bastard I have been avoiding for the past 2 hours.

I unconciously clutched the tag on my chest, #385.

"H-Hello sir." I said once I realized that he was waiting for an answer.

(Yep. I've been forcing myself to act like Blue's character. It saves me the headache of hearing her rant and it's surprisingly a bit fun.

All I had to do was act like your average MC girl from every shoujo anime ever made)

He smiled cheerfully and I felt like throwing up.

This man is messed up if he wants to target such a small girl with no remorse. But then again, the same can be said for every other character in this series.

"My name's Tonpa. I noticed you were alone here and thought you could use a friend. You're new here right? I haven't seen you before."

I hugged my bag a little tighter, like a teddy bear.

"Y-Yeah...It's my first time taking this... I'm...Natsuki" I said, slowly trying to gain more distance between us until I was as far as thr wall would let me.

I could hear the whispers now.

"There he goes again."

"He's targetting little girls now?"

"Poor kid. I remember when he did that to me."

"That's the Rookie Crusher for you."

Ok, I may have been imagining some of those, but that was the general gist of what they said.

He said something else that sounded scripted, though I tuned him out in favor of glancing towards the elevator entrance. I nodded along to everything he said, taking one last bite of my apple.

Come on. Show up already! I wanna get this done with.

A can of juice was shoved in my face. I grabbed it out of his hands and held it to read the label.

That's when I found something that made me want to panic even more than I already was.

I can't read the language. I cannot read the made up language that was made just for this world. I am illiterate.

Blue never said that I could read when designing this character and now I can't do it.

I am going to freaking die in the Trick Tower, if I even make it that far. That requires reading.

'You never noticed that you couldn't read?' Blue sounded smug.

'Excuse me. I had no need to until this point! That book you gave me is in English!'

'But you had breakfast and dinner! How did you read the menu?!'

'I was looking at the pictures, ok! I was hungry and the names didn't matter!'

"A toast to our friendship!" He said, bumping his can against my own and pulling me out of my small argument fest.

I stared at the can, uncertain if I should actually drink it.

'Hey Blue?' I thought.

'Yeah, fam?' She replied. I guess she really is good for something after all.

'Can I drink laxatives without them harming me?' I thought.

'Well duh. Were you not listening when I told you all the super awesome powers you have?' She sounded annoyed.

Of course I'm immune to poison. Being freakishly strong isn't enough, apparently. Immunity to poison had to come with it, like every other OC that lands here.

What, did I get force fed poison when I was a child as a part of my tragic backstory?

'Thanks. And no I was not.'

'Rude.'

I opened the can and took a small sip of the orange juice. I saw Tonpa's smile turn into one of sadistic glee, but I pretended not to notice and swallowed.

Ew. Gon was right. It did taste weird.

"There's poison in this, sir." I said, taking another sip.

What? I was thirsty for something other than water!

Tonpa froze a bit in shock, probably having an internal monologue about how the laxative was flavorless or something. I guess that happens in the anime world. How the hell do people not notice this?

It was an awkward few seconds.

"H-How-" He sputtered out in that overly dramatic shock of his.

Do I really need to be polite to this bastard?

'Yes! Stay in character!' Blue, please.

Ugh, fine.

"I'm resistant to most poisons, laxatives included. And it was rather shady of you to just give me free stuff without much benefit to you. I'll be shocked if people actually fall for it."

I gave him a small, innocent look, though it was painful. Wide eyes, head down, eyes up, slightly pouty lips. That one.

Thank the lord this body is cute.

"Please refrain from trying to hurt me from now on, sir. It's not really nice." I kept my voice light and softspoken, even though it was killing me inside.

He nodded, staring at me as if he was trying to find something out. Here comes another inner monologue.

How do people not notice someone just freezing there and making evil faces for that long?

"Thank you. Might I request that you leave now, sir?" I said.

I saw him grit his teeth in frustration and having yet another monologue as he left.

I sighed in relief. At least that's over.

'Blue, how much longer until this test starts?'

'Funny you ask that.'

The elevator dinged.

I snapped my eyes towards it, watching the door open.

I swear I felt my heart stop when the three people I was dreading yet expecting to see stepped out of it.

I gulped.

To calm my nerves, I downed the can of juice in two large gulps.

Wiping my mouth with my gloved hand, I threw the can somewhere to the left of me.

The room went silent, everyone staring at the new competetors. Even when Gon tried to break the tension, the room was still quiet. It was kind of eerie.

I let go of the small breath I was holding when they looked away and went back to their own business again.

Just a few more minutes.

I opened the small pouch of my bag and pulled out another snack, this time it was a bag of potato chips.

I guess the Yato clan are big eaters like in Gintama. I don't remember going through this much food before and still being hungry. I literally went through a breakfast meant for 4-6 people today (to the complete horror of the guide), plus the steak they gave me. Not to mention all the snacks I bought.

A bit of movement attracted my attention, causing me to look up. Then I frowned and shook my head.

Tonpa was talking with the boys about something. Pretty sure it was about the other competetors and trying to get them to drink the spiked juice cans.

He was pointing at random people...

Oh shit. I knew this part.

I covered my ears as fast as I could, just in time to block out the sounds of that man's screams of agony. Yeah, I'm not looking up to see whether his arms got cut off or turned into flower petals. Nope. Not happening.

I'll just ignore it. And avoid Hisoka like the black plague.

I stuffed a handful of chips into my mouth to calm myself, nearly choking in the process.

Gross. Baked chips with no salt. Oh well.

I slowly got up, swinging my backpack over my shoulder, nervously glancing over at the group of boys conversing with Tonpa.

You know, as scary as he was, Gon was actually kind of adorable. Like that friend's little brother that you just want to squish.

Damn. Leorio is enormous. He's must be over a foot taller than me at this point. Didn't his bio say that he was 6'4"?

Kurapika wasn't as tall as him, but could still tower over me if I were to stand next to him. Probably crush me with his bare hands too.

Even Gon was taller than me and that's saying something.

I gotta admit...they are rather handsome. I can see why the girls fond over them so much.

'Go over there.' Blue said.

'What?!'

'Go introduce yourself! Every OC meets the guys right before the First Phase starts!'

'Did you not hear me when I said that I would avoid them like the plague?!'

'Ugh' Blue scoffed. 'Then what fun is this fanfiction if you don't meet the main characters?'

'Blue, these boys are going to cause my premature death!'

'That's a small price to pay for your adventure! Who knows, you might even fall in love with one of them!'

'Don't tell me-'

'OH! MAYBE EVEN A LOVE TRIANGLE!'

I knew it. I knew this was going to happen. Shoot me now.

'MY MONEY'S ON KURAPIKA OR KILLUA!'

I much rather have someone like Leorio, tbh. He's the most sane out of all of them, even if he's the perverted butt monkey of the cast.

'I doubt it. I'm too mentally old for Killua and too young physically for Kurapika. No shipping, ok?'

'You're no fun!'

'Don't have to be. I just have to be smart enough to live. Which is why I'm not going over there.'

'Grr. Oh yes you are!'

I suddenly felt someone pull me up from the ground by my hood, even though there was no one there.

That's not to weirdest part, oh no. My body suddenly started to move on its own.
I wanted to scream.

'BLUE, WHAT THE FUCK?'

I, or rather, this cursed body, bent down and grabbed a large jawbreaker from my bag. Without my consent, my body threw it as hard as it could, which was pretty damn hard, at the cans that Tonpa was offering the group.

It knocked it out of his hand, sending it flying and hitting Leorio right in the face.

I was then snapped back into full control. I yelped and covered my mouth with my hands to hide my shock.

"OW! WHAT THE HELL?"

Oh fuck. I nervously looked up to see a worried Gon leaning towards his fallen friend, an angry Leorio rubbing his nose, and an on guard Kurapika with his hands near his weapon.
All staring at me.

'Oh fuck.'