I'm just going to throw this out there. This is the funny story i was talking about. So one of my friends, who is a fan of anime BTW, told me he never watched One Punch man. So I got him a soda and said I would give it to him if he promised to watch it over the weekend. The next time I saw him I asked if he watched it and he said no. So I did what any good friend/anime fan would do. I went to the nearest vending machine, got a bottle of water, came back, and hit him repeatedly over the head for a good twenty seconds. I then took the dollar he owed me for getting the soda the last Friday. Then I walked away.

I did a very similar thing when he said he never watched DBZ but another one of my friends joined in. This is completely true. Why he is still my friend I have no idea.

Anyway thanks for reading. Enjoy please.


Whis and Saitama were teleported back to the planet that Goku and Saitama were just back at. There were craters and cracks throughout the planet where they had fought. Saitama fixed his gloves as his serious face replaced his norm half-assed expression.

"So your stronger than Goku right?" Saitama called over to Whis lowering his arms.

"I am." Whis said this a smile. "I'm also his current mentor and trainer. If that helps you gauge my power."

"Just asking I guess." Saitama said. "Are you ready?"

"Yes I am." Whis said gesturing for him to come at him.

Saitama looked surprise. It was the first time ever that someone actually wanted for him to attack first. He often punched them in the middle of speech or the moment he saw them. But never before had he been requested to attack first before. Especially by someone that saw him fighting like he was. He smirked for a moment before vanishing and punched Whis. Saitama got his punched blocked though by Whis's palm.

He didn't even seem bothered by it in the slightest. He brought up his other fist and punched but Whis blocked it with his palm once again. His first fist came up and the same thing happened. He jumped back and pulled back his fist.

"Consecutive normal punches!" He called with his hand multiplying and slamming into Whis. Whis's hand became a blur as he blocked all of the punches with just his palm. Saitama's eyes went wide as he brought up his other fist. "Duel consecutive normal punches."

He began to punch with both hands rapidly and Whis brought up both hands and moved them both like blurs as he floated backwards. After the barrage was done Saitama found himself stunned as Whis looked at his steaming hands.

"No wonder Goku had such a hard time with those punches." Whis said lowering his hands. "You're quite fast."

"Killer move, Serious Series: Serious rush." Saitama said then dashed towards Whis with a thousand after images following him as he moved in a zig-zag pattern.

Whis looked down as it came at him in a split instant and felt a punch as Saitama punched him in the stomach which launched him back several hundred feet but unharmed. The images seemed to fold into themselves and into one solid Saitama who was still wide eyed. He had to move seriously just to get through his guard.

"Special moves, basic series: Normal fighting." Saitama said vanishing and appearing in front of Whis and hitting him with a barrage of attacks.

Each blast and movement was him fighting at his normal pace which resulted in air being blown away with every twitch of his body. Whis blocked nearly every attack though; even if he was being forcibly pushed back. Saitama stepped forward as Whis backed away which caused a minor earth quake all around them. He punched Whis and the force knocked away part of his guard and the next blow came through and hit Whis in the torso.

"I think that's enough for now." Whis said his arm going over Saitama shoulder. He pinched his fingers together and pressed them against the side of Saitama's neck that have a shockwave come off it. Saitama began to fall.

"Well that's that." Vegeta said keeping his arms crossed. "Whis can knock anyone out with that move."

"Yeah…" Goku said looking at him. "Even going full out against him he still gets us with that."

"But he did beat you…" Piccolo said.

"What do you mean?" Goku asked and Piccolo pointed down at the hologram as Saitama stomped down sending out a shockwave. His fist flew up in an arch and nailed Whis in the face and launched him back several hundred feet as he stood up and rubbed his neck.

"That's what I mean." Piccolo said as Goku's jaw dropped.

Whis felt his jaw as he moved the muscles in his face. He looked up as Saitama rubbed his neck as he breathed hard for a few moments. Saitama shook his head and smiled as he stared Whis down. Whis readjusted and took up a martial up stance. Saitama vanished and so did he and a massive shockwave appeared in between the places they were.

Another appeared in the sky towards Whis's position and then another in the opposite direction. More shockwaves began to appear at different heights across the sky and over the ground. The sensors at the Arena had a full fifty second delay before anyone even got the shockwaves.

At the middle of each the two were fighting. Whis blocked most of Saitama's attacks as he returned with a few of his own. Every other hit Saitama with the rest either being dodged or blocked. Another blast and they both finally stopped moving before Saitama rushed at Whis and slammed his into a folding arm before his other came up in a combination of punches.

"Killer move; Serious series: Serious stomp!" He yelled slamming his foot into the ground causing the ground to move in a massive wave backwards; at the edges lava poured out. It reached nearly half a mile tall and nearly the same distance back.

Whis was hit by the ground as it was launched out of the ground as he flew back and stopped towards the highest point of it. He looked towards Saitama but didn't find him there. He looked up and found Saitama falling towards him.

"Serious… Punch!" He yelled punching Whis directly as he crossed his arms. There was a massive shockwave where the connected spreading for miles like a massive circle before Whis was launched backwards and slammed into the ground digging deep into it as a crater formed around him.

He kept going for a while and the planet began to shake and Saitama looked around as the cracks that were formed from his and Goku's fight began to spread and heard a volcano go off in the distance.

"Oh…" Saitama said his eyes going wide. "That sucks…"