CHAPTER 34
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Here is Part 4 of the Lily and Robin/War of the Guardians Crossover.
This is Lily back to narrate again just because Time Lord Prime begged me to do it again.
I did not!
Please, you were practically on your knees! I'm an accommodating sort so I decided to do it. Plus I enjoyed it the last time. That makes me special then, doesn't it? I'm your first repeat narrator. Yay me!
Can you just start the story now?
Sure, sure. Don't get yourself all twisted up in knots! You're a very impatient person, do you know that?
I wonder why?
Zip it, kid! I'm starting right now. So don't worry about it. Now let's see. What terrible situation did you leave us in last time? Oh yes. You had Loder revealed as Loki, an alien who the Norse once worshipped as a trickster god, and he started slowly killing the Doctor's sister, Emmy. He was trying to convince Rose to join his army and to help him in the final battle against his enemy Odin.
Maybe that's why I was asked back to narrate because what happened next had a lot to do with me. I could see Rose struggling without success to overcome Loki's block on her powers in order to stop him. I decided then to take him on myself.
"Hey, Loder or Loki or whatever your name is this week, why don't you pick on someone your own age and leave that poor kid alone?" I challenged him.
Loki turned to look at me with a huge grin on his face and said in a horrible French accent, "Oh, a challenge, ma petite fleur! I love a challenge!"
"Do you? Do you also love getting your rear handed to you? That's what's about to happen in about two minutes," I said to him with a snarky attitude.
I summoned up my regenerative energy and started blasting him with it at full force. He started laughing and acted as if it was having no effect on him whatsoever. This just made me even more determined to wipe that smug grin off of his face.
"What's the matter, mon cherie amour? I thought that you were to going to do something to me? It looks like you just couldn't quite pass the mustard, eh mon amour?" Loki continued to taunt me in that terrible French accent.
"How dare you call my lady such names?" Robin shouted at him in a violent rage.
"Jealous much, Romeo? Is it because you know that you can't compare to me in a contest of manliness? It's a humbling experience to be in the presence of a real man, isn't it?" Loki said with, if possible, an even smugger grin on his face.
"I bet that it is humbling to you, isn't it?' I shot back to Loki.
That ever present smug grin left his face for just a second to be replaced by a look of pure hatred, and I felt a momentary feeling of glee. I had gotten under his skin for just a minute, and it felt oh so good!
"What's the matter, Lokester? Can't take it when someone makes fun of you, petit garcon?" I said in my much superior version of a French accent.
"Witch!" Loki spat at me as his happy face mask fell.
"There we go! There's the real Loki at last!" I said in triumph.
"I shall destroy you, and then your friend will die anyway," Loki promised me.
"You can try," I taunted him.
His eyes glowed with inner power, and I could feel him attempting to drain my life force and turn me into dust. He had no idea of what I could really do. I had an infinite life force. He could drain it forever and never be able to kill me. His eyes shone with fury as he realized this, and he immediately stopped trying.
I then used a Time Lord power that I rarely use and summoned up a weapon from a pocket dimension that Time Lords can use to store things in. It appeared in my hand as if out of thin air. It was a little something that I picked up the last time that I came to the Land of Fiction.
"This is a Vorpal sword. You might recognize it from Alice in Wonderland. I got it from Alice herself. She's a lovely girl," I said as I started advancing towards him with it.
Loki started to back away in terror, but I was too fast for him. I sliced his head cleanly off with one swift movement of the sword. Emmy immediately stopped screaming as Loki's attack on her was instantly cut off when his head left his body.
"Can you guess what Vorpal swords are used for?" I asked the head of Loki on the ground.
Robin looked at me in shock. He had never known me to be so ruthless before in dealing with my enemies. He didn't know what I knew though.
Loki's head started to laugh from where it lay on the ground and surprised everyone but me, Odin, and possibly the Doctor. I already knew that the Aesir could not be killed quite so easily from having dealt with them before. They could even live through an attack like a beheading. It did prevent them from using their abilities until they could put themselves back together into one piece though which was what I was counting on. It was the only way that I knew for sure that I could free Emmy.
"Oh, well played, Persephone! Bravo!" Loki's head said from the ground.
"I have to admit that that is impressive," Ace said with her eyes bulged out.
"Mere parlor tricks to a civilization as highly advanced as the Aesir," the Doctor commented.
I then proceeded to pick up Loki's head and drop kicked it like a soccer ball as far away as I could kick it!
"I bid you adieu!" I said to him in my flawless French accent.
Odin clapped his hands together in appreciation and laughed at me. He looked very amused by my actions.
"Very well done, my dear! No one has humiliated the Trickster like that in a long time. He will be back soon of course, and he'll want revenge for this," Odin warned.
"Let him bring it on!" I said unafraid.
"So can we go now?" Rose asked Odin.
"That depends on whether you decide to join me or not," Odin said.
"I don't want to fight on anyone's side. I don't believe in your pointless battle," Rose said.
"Then you must stay here then. You must continue to play Loki's game until you either break free yourself or decide to help one of us," Odin said in anger.
"You're very petty, aren't you?" I told him.
"I have to have the Wolf on my side. I was told once that I would be killed by a wolf in the last battle so I must ensure that that doesn't happen," Odin admitted.
"That doesn't make the wolf me," Rose defended herself.
"It doesn't mean that it isn't you either, does it?" Odin asked angrily.
"So we're just going to have to stay here and keep doing this Oz farce then?" I said furious.
"Yes, until you decide to help me," Odin said.
"Wonderful. Thanks for nothing!" I said with a frown.
Odin then vanished in a huff at still not having gotten his way.
"Well, folks, I guess it's on to the Emerald City and going to see the Wizard. That's when he tells us that we have to kill the witch. Which is bad news for you dear because that's you," I said with a mischievous grin.
"You're a witch too you know. He might ask us to kill you," Elizabeth said to me with a smirk.
"Oh, no! It'll be you because you're the Wicked Witch of the West, dearie, not me," I said with a snicker.
"We'll see then. I really hope that it's you," Elizabeth joked.
We all started off to enter the Emerald City then. I really hoped that it would be Elizabeth who got picked for the pail of water myself. I'm just kidding of course. I don't wish any real harm on the old gal. She's not so bad really. When she's asleep! Sorry, old joke I know.
Well that's it for me for this chapter, folks. Maybe I'll see you again sometime. I really love doing this!
This story will continue in Part 5 of the Oz story which will be in War of the Guardians Chapter 85 coming soon.
Next in this title: No more crossovers with War of the Guardians this time. The next chapter, narrated by me once again, will feature the return of Holly and Skaren and will involve a threat to the Zygons that Lily must help them with or they might all be wiped out.