During a stormy night, the shadows were dancing everywhere in a dark attic. The only safe place was a dilapidated dollhouse which was barely litted. Approaching the forsaken toy allow us to admire it, as we passes the entrance door appears a wealthy yet from previous ages home decor. In the kitchen there was a bowl of poisoned cereal which the taxi driver chokes on it and the dismembered corpse of the magician stuffed into the fridge. Following smalls thunder we enter in the bathroom and watch Serena's headless body in the bathtub being electrocuted by a hair dryer which had fell in the pool of blood in it. Moreover, on the right wall was standing a shelf with notably an aquarium with the Siren's head floating in it. Suddenly, a part of the wall half rotates to reveals a secret stairway. To accompanying it there was also a stone wall with three niches in it. In each of the small alcoves was placed the spa customer's head covered with leeches, Hick's one stabbed in the forehead by a knife and Stern's jawless face. The end of this passage was blocked by a bone-made door which strangely opens by itself. Then, a horrifying room shows up. The basement was colored in pink and covered by fluffy fabrics of the same tonality, cute flushes and adorable dolls were invading the room and the icing of the cake was a collection of vampire love novels. Thus, appears in a rainbow cloud, Debbie Dazzle.
-WELCOME GUYS! I am Debbira Mistress of Dazzle! The presenter of your favorite horror anthology, Tales from the Bakery! An alive Serena rushes in the basement.
-What have you done?! This intro was supposed to be an affectionate parody of horror tv shows! And now you have turned it into a glittering unicorn vomits!
-Excuse me? But who is the starring role in this fanfic? Me! And who is the lame villain who get killed in the first chapter? You!
-Ya... But this is because of it that Ecaille13 made me the fanfic designer!
-Well, I suggest you to design the amenities... Whispers. The giant crocodile made a giant vomit in. An exhausted Serena leaves.
-Alright alright...
-So guys. The last time we saw our heroes, there were facing a cloaked slasher in the wall of their own high school! And most off all, the poor Ethan get turned into toad by an evil Benny. Here's the riddle of the episode : "My first just returns that it's already his turn, my second eats but this diner just doesn't fit, and my third... oops, act like you don't heard.". Will Ethan returns in his human form? Will Benny leaves the good side? Will Sarah begins a spin off with Ethan named "My boyfriend's an amphibian"? Let's see it!
Earlier in the chapter 2.
Jane cannot keep herself to screams as she sees the heart in the hidden box. Plus, her brother just hang up the phone and let his little sister in the incomprehension. Fortunately, Benny always has a spell book in his room. She runs upstairs with the box and read precociously. She finally found the right page which indicates that the only way to find the murderer of an heartless victim is that a magic user hold the heart of the victim and think of finding the murderer while clicking his heels three times. Jane now has the spell but it still one problem. Her parents. They were supposed to go on a short trip in the Land of Oz but they couldn't find any babysitter for Jane's babysitter. A lightbulb light up over Jane's head as she goes downstairs to talks to her parents.
-Jane? You're not supposed to be at your school?
-Mom! I already told you that my teacher was absent today!
There was a crooked man with a crooked deal,
He signs a crooked contract, his blood for ink his word for quill,
The Sky Queen offers him two hypnosis shepherd's crooks,
Every crooked parents thought their children read their books,
But his payback was only a crooked sixpence,
Hers was to get two of her crooks over his fence.
The teacher cannot believes that his two crooks turns into a cobra staff and a machete. Behind him there was Val Mudrap and the Cloaked stranger. The teacher tries to protect his precious sticks by hugging them but their were attracted to their true masters. The magnetized force inside the weapons breaks the teacher's arm bones which some parts pierces his skin. He keeps tighten but it only fold him in half as his back makes a loud crackling. Finally he let go his two booties as his neck was snapped. But Val Mudrap wasn't satisfied.
-Are you thinking his death is enough cruel and unusual? The cloaked person raises the agonizing teacher as Val laterally stabs his back with the fangs of her staff. Like a claws, as Val pulls her staff, the teacher's spine was teared off. Then the duo let the teacher falls on the ground. Yep, now it's good.
Jane keeps discuss that she could be home alone but her parents disagrees her until they hear the sound of the doorbell. As Jane's parents opens the door, shows up a blue-haired girl.
-Hello! I'm Debbie Dazzle, I am here to asking you if you're in need of a babysitter? 'Cause I am one! Jane's mom is the only one speaking to her, because her husband drools in front of Debbie's beauty.
-So... Debbie huh? Tell me, did you have any famous person who had engaged you in your career?
-Ya! Lord Liddell of Down Under, Countess Anderson, the Queen of England...
-You knew Elizabeth?
-Yes! Her mother, Anne Boleyn is a charming lady!
-Anne what? Jane interrupts her.
-Tell me Debbie, you seem very experienced for your age, did you have any previous jobs in your life?
-Of course! I was a veterinarian, a cook, a scientist, an astronaut, a princess...
-Princess? Jane saves Debbie again.
-Oh! You are talking about Medieval festival? Mom, look! She is cultured in addition!
-Thanks! I would love to talk with Jane about the braid festival that I had with Guinevere!
-Who? She must be one of your previous customers. You really seems to be an expert. Well, it's time go to our travel Ross. Jane's mom take her husband by the arm and pull him outside before closing the door behind them. Consequently, Jane and Debbie can's hear them.
-Ross! You gonna pay for what you did!
-Samantha? This is not what you think...
-Shh! Walk angrily to the car as her husband apologies.
-YEAHHH! Now we can help Benny by finding the murderer.
Jane does the spell from the book which suddenly turn off every lights in the house, the ground begins to trembles and a black and dark red portal opens in the living room as a giant monstrous hand get out of it and spit a fireball before leaving. The flames lift into a green fog as appears a beast with two glowing eyes. Debbie stand up to this and protect Jane with her arms as appears a... puppy with rabbit ears. Jane and Debbie were surprised but the puppy as already runs outside, then Jane and Debbie follow it.
Later, in the evening.
Benny rushes in his house, Val Mudrap threats him to harm his little sister if he doesn't go to his house in the next hour. As he enters he screams for Jane and Debbie but nobody answers him, he visited the whole house and couldn't found anybody. There was only his book open in the living room. Where's could be Debbie and Jane?
At Whitechapel High, "Benny" laughs as he gonna traps toad Ethan in his purse, but Hotep shocks him with his wand, David throws a football trophy in his face, Erica punches him in the stomach, Sarah strangles him and the hamster, who was fleeing Rory, hide in his shirt which tickle him and make him slide on the wet floor near of him, thus he hit his head against one of the locker. Sarah carries the tiny Ethan in her palm as everyone watches the knocked out "Benny", only for him to turns into Olivia Frye, the mirror doppelganger. As they approaches her, Val Mudrap and the cloaked stranger block them and disappears with her. They all screams in horror as they notice Stern's corpse.
-If they do this to him, did they do the same thing to Benny?!
-Don't worry Erica, I'm sure that your wizard is safe.
-He is not MY wizard! Plus we have to figure out a way to helping Ethan!
-I have an idea! Benny's spellbook has surely a spell to turns a toad into an human!
-Maybe, but we have to be careful with it, we could accidentally remove the spell on a frog who was turned into an human.
-Yes but none of us is... Both look at Rory who tries to eat flies. Ya... I'm sure the spell gonna be successful! Moreover, we have a magic mummy and someone who cans shapeshifting into an animal, so it could be useful.
Sooner that day.
Jane and Debbie were following the dog through the streets as he finally stops in front of the facade of K'in, a spa. Jane caresses the puppy who helped them and he licks tenderly her hand. They were about to enters in the spa but he suddenly run after a taxi. That taxi driver was the substitute of the previous one who was murdered by Serena, as the dog runs faster than the open window taxi, he could jump in the inside of the car and attacks the driver.
Oh where, oh where my little hound gone?
Oh no, oh no he won't let you be,
His ears and his teeth will track you down,
Don't try to cut your hanging tree,
Oh where, oh where my frumious Bandersnatch gone?
One bite in your face and a driver's life is done.
Gord lays on the massage board as the mature blonde sister rubs his back with some kind of essential oil. The place is famous in human society because of their "supernatural" therapies, but also in the paranormal world as it is one of the rare place where monsters can relax and eat. Consequently, some of Gord's friends recommend him to come here.
-This is strange, I feel weird suddenly.
-Don't worry, this is just the feeling of Nirvana. The oil next to them is in fact a truth potion.
-Well, this feeling has two sweet hands, honey. The oldest sister turns briefly into an outraged vampire.
-Let's try the acupuncture, alright? Put the needles on him. Tell me, what's encourage you to come here?
-Well, it's because one of my friends, David, lives here. Moreover, I heard that you and your sister are two one hotties, so I stopped for a while here and benefit to being bite by one of you.
-Ya, sure... Bite?! What did you say that?
-You are a vampire, right?
-… Yes I am, but why a vampire would wanting an other vampire to bite him?
-Haha, this is because I'm no longer a vampire. There is nothing better than the thrill of becoming a vampire.
-How could it be possible, a vampire can't turns into an human!
-A vampire can't, but a fledgling can do it! You know, in addition of being hot, I'm also smart baby. A kind of, magician let's say, he creates of potion which can turns a vampire into a fledging and a second to turns to a fledging into an human. Plus, that refreshment also works on weredogs, so this is why I'll pay a visit to David who wants to be human.
-A magician? Do you know his name?
-Hmm... He or She is called "Humptime". That's all I know about the freak.
-Really?... Oh! I think it's time to my sister to joins us, do you think?
-Yeah, this is the kind of thing that I fall for.
-Well, this is surely something to falling for! The youngest sister rushes in the room and kicks the board which make Gord fall on the ground and having his back pierces by the various needles. Then, the oldest shows up a wooden stake and shoves it in Gord's chest. The sisters grins as the oldest talks first.
-A former vampire is killed because of his mortal weakness by a wooden stake. Taste a bit like irony, don't you think? The youngest one savagely bites Gord's neck.
-Irony always has a great taste.
Three hungry mice, two hungry mice,
Yummy yummy, she tastes a bit spice,
Appetizer or dessert, she makes a good fall,
Carving knife instead of a stake in her chest wall,
All the Council's horses and all the Council's men,
Couldn't put the hungry mice together again.
After some cleaning, the vampire sisters returns to their desk to greets others customers. The next one was a blue haired girl walking with a baby pushchair. The receptionists try to distinguish the baby but the cover of the stroller is lowered to hiding Jane who is hiding inside which is sewed with iron wires as a lock.
-Greetings. What is the purpose of your visit?
-Well my daughter and myself would like to do the mom-baby swim in the aquatic zone.
-Fiiiiinnee. The oldest sister gives a small nod to her younger sister.
-Can I ask you who is your hairstylist, your hair is really beautiful. Takes Debbie aside whereas her older sister quietly and slowly tries to lift the cover.
-Oh thanks! I do it all my by myself. The oldest sister gets closer to the cover.
-Really? Can you tell me? Jane holds the cover as the receptionist wants to push it.
-Well it's a long story... Jane keeps fighting against the receptionist lifting.
-Tell me, tell me, please! The oldest sister begins to use her enhanced strength which make some of the wires to break.
-Well... How to shorten this... I buy a dye bottle at the grocery, I colored my hair with it and... That's all. The oldest sister succeeds to open the cover but Jane raises a water gun and shoots fake vomit on her face. The youngest sister turns her head in disgust as her older sister is covered by vomits. Jane then quickly lowers the cover on her again. The oldest sister shouts outraged.
-Hallway 2, room 4! Go away! Debbie runs to the baby pushchair and rushes out to the right way.
Later that day, at the Weir Residence.
Benny fumbles his room and suddenly found Serena's heart, as he reads the tracking spell and the Siren's page, he realizes that the tracking spell wasn't successful. The victim must have only one heart and as a Siren has three hearts, the spell will lead the summoner to the place of one of the two others heart which had stopped to beating first. This information was written on the Siren's page, as Benny only focuses on the tracking spell, he couldn't warns Jane about it. Consequently, he also realizes that Jane must had summon that spell and even if the murderer must had keep the "first dead" heart, it's wasn't undeniable if it would be the right place. Meanwhile, Sarah and Erica were watching Benny lost in his thoughts while the boys were checking the house.
-How do we know that he's not that shapeshifter?
-Well, his best friend could ask him some privacy question, but Ethan is currently a toad. So even if I always think that Benny had a frog brain, I doubt that he could understand him.
-Erica!
-Wait! I have an idea. Sees Rory. Rory, we need you to knock out Benny who is this room.
-Why you doesn't do it girls?
-Because you are a man, Sarah is peaceful and I am...
-In love with Benny?
-No! You're wrong!
-Erica and Benny sitting in the tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g! Sucking his neck and... An overwrought Sarah enters in the room and punches Benny who is knocked out. You said she was peaceful Erica? Maybe this is not the only thing which you were wrong about, heh heh.
-You're right Rory. Punches Rory in the stomach who falls on the ground. You're not a man, you're a punch bag! Turns her head toward Benny who is the real Benny. Thus, Erica rushes at Benny and hold him in her arms. Sarah you hit Benny! Benny wakes up.
-Wow, this is like in my dreams.
-Ewww! Erica let him fall on the ground.
-Benny! We have to figure out how to make Ethan becoming human again! Sarah shows toad Ethan.
-But Jane she is... Well maybe Debbie would protect her... Reads his spellbook. There! Only a gruesome mice bite can breaks the spell.
-Well... Erica kicks Rory with her feet who is still knocked out. Nope, no gruesome mice.
-Wait! It is written here "Whatever the distress of the quest, it is with a true love kiss that the frog will be blessed".
-Wait you mean that Sarah will kisses a toad?
-Why are you thinking about me first?
-One word. E-tha-rah.
-This is not even a real word! Anyways... Sarah leans over towards frog Ethan.
-Watch out! Their lips just have touched that the bunny dog jumps in the room and begins to chases Ethan. Unfortunately, Ethan doesn't leaps fast enough and he is swallowed by the dog.
-Ethan!
Earlier at "K'in, Spa & Thalosso"
Jane scans every of the air vents as she could hearing heartbeats noises which became louder when she is on the right path of the tracking spell. Whereas, Debbie sits on edge of a jacuzzi and flirts with a sunglasses guy in it. Suddenly, Jane finds a huge amount of heartbeats around an air vent hidden behind a statue named "Cipactli". Thus, Jane yells at Debbie to follow her.
-Okay Jane! To the sunglasses guy. I'm sorry, I have to go. But you were really nice with me, listening to my stuff and all... It was great. Kiss his cheek and joins Jane in the hidden air vent.
As they leaves, the guy fall down and somehow performs a belly flop. Nonetheless, only the top of his body was floating on the water and the rest of the lower part was only some of his guts emerging from a giant bite which had bisected him. Then, a faint grunt comes out of the dark depths of the jacuzzi, all of a sudden something sucks the intestinal transit and drags his corpse with as the red in the water evaporates because of the heat and the bubbles.
Ding, dong, bell,
Pirate's in the well,
What a naughty beast was that,
To confuse a bite and a pat,
The pirate's time drowns tonight,
Tick, tock, no need to fight.
Jane and Debbie reach the end of the air vent and enters in a grim attic divided in rooms and hallways. A pestilentiel scent invades the whole place, then the girls scream as they realizes that the smell was coming from an enormous furnace where corpses were incinerates. Worse still, the heating and jacuzzis of the spa were fuelled by the funnest furnace. Jane keeps courage and move toward the heartbeats, Jane was stunned as she notices that the sound comes from the inside of the furnace. Deep in it, a crystal skull was protecting a golden board from the flames, this board had numerous holes and one of them was containing Serena's heart. Jane tries to summon a water spray but her spell was took weak.
-Jane! Behind you! Jane in her concentration, doesn't stops to use her water spray. Then, when she turns around, the vampire sisters who would attack her, were watered by her spell.
-Ahh! Melting! Melting!
-You're not melting!
-Of course I am! My nail polish doesn't resist against water! Her older sister rolls her eyes, thus the bloodsuckers hiss at Jane.
-Debbie, I'm sorry to bring you here... Debbie? Debbie just flees away. Great...
Barely at the same time, between the walls of the Weir Residence.
-Doggie, doggie come here!
-Sarah, it is you?
-Ethan? Where are you?
-I don't know, it's dark and immense! Erica whispers at Benny.
-This is how it feel to be brainless with a big head.
-Benny? Why Ethan can speak but is still in the dog stomach?
-Hmm... It's maybe you have kissed him shortly so only half of the spell works.
-Then, what I do now? David, in his weredog form, helps Sarah.
-Well... I know! The kiss works but not the true love! You have to proof your true love by saying to Ethan how much you love him! The bunny dog stops to run as he notices David, and tries to kiss him.
-Arggh! I'm only half dog! Sarah grabs the ferocious dog.
-Alright alright... Ethan I... Like your shoes. Chirping Crickets. Ethan I always found cute your awkwardness, and that in spite of this you try to flirt with me. I like the fact that even if you don't trust in yourself all the time, you do everything to protect me. Ethan I... I love you.
Little Miss Muffet jumps on her tuffet,
As came a frog who wasn't her favorite pet,
But the suitor speaks so well to her,
That a true love kiss was her offer,
A prince emerges from the scaled caterpillar,
And they live Happily ever after.
The dog begins to grow as Ethan returns to his human form, Ethan's push made the hound inflates to the point that he explode in a gust of fog. Sarah hugs Ethan who hugs her too.
-You save me Sarah.
-Ethan, I'm so happy that you are safe. Ethan's eyes suddenly turn bright. What's wrong Ethan?
-I had a vision Sarah. The vision was... it was about you...
In the attic of "K'in, Spa & Thalosso"
Jane was locked by the vampire sisters in a cage, they were both admiring Jane as they found her mouthwatering.
-She must have a delicious blood, but she is so tiny!
-Don't worry, we will feed her with vegetables until she became bigger and then... Mimic a bite which frights Jane. Hahahaha! Her younger sister joins her in the burst of laugh and making Jane afraid. Hahahahaha!...
-Get away from her, you bloodsuckers! Debbie returns with a giant water gun.
-Haha! You think you scare us with that water gun? Debbie throws the water gun on the younger sister head who is knocked out. Then, the older sister is beaten with the stroller into a broom closet and Debbie takes the keys from her which she uses to free Jane and traps the younger sister in.
-Let me out! Let me out! Debbie tries to flee with Jane but older sister bites her. Debbie screams and collapses on the ground. The vampire grins at Jane who is scared.
-I prefer to wait that you were bigger, but whatever.
-Hey! The older sister turns over and is stabbed in the chest by Debbie with a shard of baby bottle. I'm a doll, I can't bleed, moron!
-Well I'm a vampire, and milk is useless against me, dull doll!
-I know, but for your guidance, this bottle is full of holy water and garlic juice, moron!
-NOOO! The stabbed vampire looks her skin who begins to burn as steam comes out of her. Thus, her hair comes off of her head with her epidermis who turns into a beige mucus. What have you done! I'm melting! Melting! The screaming wax-like vampire becomes unable to speak correctly as her teeth and lips melt and fall down in her throat and were followed by one of her eye who hits the floor. Whereas, Debbie hide Jane eyes as she was also frightened.
-Don't be scared Jane, oh I have an idea! Everything is better with glitters ! Debbie shows out a spray-glitter-paint can and sprays it on the older sister face who is now blinded. Consequently, she slips on her own melted skin and falls in the furnace and the flames burn her. However, her yelling comes louder as the vertical sliding door of the furnace falls on and bisect her. The vampire keeps screaming until the fire totally incinerates her. Thus, the younger sister destroys her cage and groans at Debbie and Jane but while she rushes toward them, she slips on the puddle of melted skin and allows Debbie and Jane to flee away.
There were two dark bats,
From her well, Dame Deb was fetching water,
The two bats loved to tumble out hats,
Dame Deb notices one of the intruder,
That one tries to break the Dame's crown,
Dame Deb throws her bucket and the bat falls down.
Ethan and Sarah were sitting on the couch smiling and blushing at each other. Erica watches them in disgust and turns her head into a different direction only to see a flirting Benny who stares at her. Erica smiles and lean her head near of Benny's lips, then she takes his spell book and read it. Thus, she took a needle and put herself into a short slumber. Benny tries to kiss the sleeping Erica, but the Sleeping Beauty's hand slaps him. Whereas, Rory, David and Hotep were watching "Doug the Vampire Hunter".
-Here Doug from Whitechapel hospital! I am interviewing Mr.G, a survivor from the Cloaked Stranger. Based on our information, Mr.G is an alien visiting the Earth and the Cloaked Stranger is his predator. Mr.G what you want to say to our spectators? A sleeping Mr.G snores. You heard it! It was an alien language! That Cloaked Stranger is maybe a predator, but this time he's gonna be a prey of the vampire hunter! Doug is taken out of the room by the hospital staff.
-Well, Doug seems to returns to his brainless state.
-With you, it makes two moron in this town Haha!
-Hey David, you're not angry about being defeat by a frog?
-No at all, I was dating Sarah and an other girl at the same time.
-Dude? Fortunately Hotep was a gentleman with her!
-Indeed. I was ready to sacrifice and make her my Queen!
-Actually, I think she is better with her frog. Benny startles.
-Wait! I forgot about Jane and Debbie, I had to found her!
-How you're gonna did this?
-I don't know but I had to... Rushes to the door, but Debbie opens it and he is knocked out.
-Hey guys! We come back!... Hello Rory! She blushes.
In the garden, some ashes of the dog are mixing together in the wind and creates a fog of smoke. From the fog suddenly emerges a smiling cat who is watching Ethan and his friends.
"Tales from the Bakery", Outro.
-Well guys, what a breathtaking ending ! I doesn't understand everything in that chapter, maybe I should use a CAT tool! Hahaha! Serena returns with the two taxis drivers now as guards.
-It's her, she sabotages the show! Debbie is drag out of the place by the formers taxis drivers. Then Doug enters.
-Here Doug the Vampire Hunter! I'm here to... Serena whispers something to him. What do you mean by the chapter is already finished?! I am a celebrity I doesn't have to...
-Security! Doug is drag out of the place by the guards.