SpongeBob, saw by the Test kids and Dukey, was thinking of a way to get out of the eerie place as known as Rock Bottom. A few moments later, SpongeBob looked up and saw them. SpongeBob called for help: "Hey! You guys over there, I need a little help."

They came over. "What do you need?" Johnny asked.

"I need to get out of this dark, scary place," SpongeBob responded. "By the way, who exactly are you? Are you fish? If so, then you are all really weird-looking fish. Especially the one with flames on his head."

"We're not fish," Susan said.

"We're humans," Mary said.

Dukey added, "And I'm one with a rare hair disorder. Not a dog."

"Oh, I get it now," SpongeBob said; however, he actually doesn't get it.

"What's your name?" Johnny asked SpongeBob.

"SpongeBob SquarePants. Yours?"

"I'm Johnny," Johnny said. "And that's Dukey, Mary, and Susan," he said, pointing to each of them when he said their names.

"Nice to meet you!" SpongeBob said in his usual enthusiastic tone. "Do you have any way of getting me out of…wait. Let me try something first."

The four watched SpongeBob as he tried to run up the hill he descended from. SpongeBob ran a small distance up the 90-degree-angle hill, but then moved at zero speed despite his legs moving, and then he fell. He tried again, running a little farther this time, but he failed again.

"How the heck is he able to run up a 90-degree angle?" Susan said, perplexed.

"And it looks like there's a road on that hill. Who would ever put a road there?" Mary added.

"I give up," SpongeBob said. "Running up there won't work. My grandpa told me to never run up a 90-degree angle anyways. By the way, if you're wondering how I even got here in the first place, it's because I initially was going to Glove World with my buddy Patrick, but I boarded the wrong bus. Patrick got back on the bus to be taken back, and he accidentally left me stuck here. Yeah, it sucks, I know."

"So, what are we going to do now?" Dukey said.

"We can just wait for another bus to come," Johnny said.

"I guess we could do that," SpongeBob said.

Ten minutes of waiting has passed, and that was when another bus was seen following the road, even at that 90-degree angle that SpongeBob was trying to run up. The bus did not go airborne and crash onto the ground, contrary to what Susan, Johnny, Dukey and Mary fearfully expected.

"That defies logic on so many levels," Mary said.

The bus came to the stop where SpongeBob, Dukey, and the Test kids were. But before they could get within foot of the bus, it took off.

"Oh, that's just cold," Dukey said.

"We are going to get on a bus," Johnny said firmly.

After many more minutes of waiting, there was no bus. Everyone was hungry.

"I need a snack," SpongeBob said, holding his stomach.

"Me too."

"I need one as well."

"I need one too."

"There's a vending machine right there across from here," Dukey said, pointing to it.

The five walked over to it and Susan, Mary, Johnny, and Dukey got their snacks (They tasted bad, as they were made for sea beings; however, they ate them anyway); and SpongeBob was the last one to get a snack. He was about to grab it.

That's when the bus came.

"Look!" Johnny said, pointing to the bus.

Everyone started to run towards the bus, but then it took off. SpongeBob groaned angrily.

"Oh, come on," Dukey said.

"I can't tell if the bus driver is doing this to try to be funny, or he's just being dense," Susan said.

"Probably both," Johnny said.

SpongeBob remembered his snack that was still in the vending machine. "Let me go grab my snack."

As soon as SpongeBob turned around, another bus came.

SpongeBob turned back around.

The bus took off.

"Come ooonnnn!" SpongeBob shouted.

"Wow," Mary said sarcastically.

SpongeBob walked towards the vending machine again; but this time, for every step he took, he turned around to check to see if there was another bus. There was no bus until he reached into the vending machine to grab his snack.

The bus moved forward as his hand got closer to the snack. SpongeBob froze. He retracted his hand a little. The bus reversed a little.

"What's with the synchronization?" Susan said.

SpongeBob then carefully tapped the snack. The engine revved a little. "Really…"

"Wow, very funny, bus," Johnny said. "We all know that if SpongeBob takes the snack, you're going to drive away just like you did for the last sixty-three thousand times."

Dukey said, "That bus has screwed with us enough. Now it's time for us to screw with it."

SpongeBob stepped aside while Dukey went up to the vending machine. Dukey started slowly putting his paw in and out of the vending machine. The bus moved as Dukey's paw moved.

Johnny, Mary, Susan, and SpongeBob watched Dukey.

Dukey extended and retracted his arm at a faster speed as he watched the bus do the same.

Johnny, Mary, Susan, and SpongeBob looked at each other.

Dukey did it even faster. The other four now found it entertaining to watch what was happening.

Dukey now started going nuts with it. He retracted and extended his arm back and forth at maximum speed for him, and the bus was flipping out as well. The five started laughing. Then Dukey retracted and extended both of his arms, as well as moving them sideways, upwards, downwards, and diagonally (both of his arms were doing different things) while making sure the bus didn't hit Dukey, Mary, Susan, Johnny, or SpongeBob. By now, the bus was acting absolutely ridiculous. It was like it was glitching out on a video game loaded with bugs.

Johnny, SpongeBob, Susan, and Mary were on the floor dying of laughter.

"Quick! Let's get on now," Dukey said after he reoriented the bus to its normal orientation.

Everyone ran to the bus. The doors were closed. "Open them up, blockhead!" Johnny yelled.

The dizzy-looking—but somehow not injured—bus driver opened the doors. The five began to step towards the bus. Then the unbelievable happened.

The bus driver instantly snapped out of his dizziness. "Nope!" he said, hastily closing the doors and driving away.

For several seconds, everyone was emotionless. Then SpongeBob shouted, "Oh, come ON! Seriously?! WHAT THE BARNACLES!"

"He did not just do that!" Mary said.

"But he did," Susan said.

"Oh, we are going to get on that bus!" Johnny said.

"You already said that," Dukey said.

"Not helping, dog!"

Author's Note: End of Chapter Two. I hope you enjoyed reading it, and like said before, reviews will help me greatly. I am also open to suggestions.

I own neither Johnny Test nor SpongeBob SquarePants.