Hey Everyone Sorry I haven't updated And I won't update Intel Friday,Saturday or Sunday also I'm very sad that no one's Reviewing I feel like no one's reading but my friends (And Fart Mart XD). Instead of another chapter of Purepoison's Crazy life I'm going to tell you about me and my two OC's

Me: Hi I'm Olivia I'm from Belize there is nothing about Me That's interesting. I was born in Chicago then we moved to Texas where I live now I'm technically Belizean because My parents are from their. I have very low Smarts and ya so you know a little bit about me

(And I have a friend who is a writer she doesn't know about yet but I'm going to tell her soon We are going to have a sleep over (She lives 50 freakin minutes away :0) she is an episode writer. Her story is called Becoming a queen so Check it out Bai!

Hi I'm Hollypaw

I'm 12 moons um.. My mother is moondapple and my father is TIGERSTAR just kidding (I wish he was my father) my real dad is Stormblast of Willowclan ugh so formal. I have no Crushes (Toms are gross) um.. I'm pretty sure Bluepaw loves me eww he's like half my size and he's like literally a kit, My brother is a mouse brain he ate a crowfood and LIKED IT EWWW. That's all about me without spoiling the rest of the story (SPOILER ALERT Sunstream told me not to do this but In the next chapter or the other there will be wolfs shhhh)

Sunstream

NUUU I DON'T WANT PIE FOR DINNER I WANT POPCORN MOM

Oh gotta go he he… *hangs up phone*

Hai I sun sun Bai…

"Tell them more! And stop using caps there annoying"

I CAN DO WHAT I WANT KIT

Gasp* "DO IT OR ELSE I SLAP YOU WITH YOUR MOM'S NASTY PIE"

You wouldn't dare…

"OH YES I WILL"

Kit lunges at Sunstream but Sunstream disappeared

"What the he-"

"LANGUAGE KIT" Said A random cat

"Ok-"

*POOF*

"Sunstream, Sunstar?"

YOU YELLED AT MY DAUGHTER AND CALLED MY PIE NASTY (it nice and salty and green and yummy, at least Hollypaw brother, Blackpaw loves it) YOU'RE GETTING A SPANKING YOU (Censored) Sunstar bellowed

"TURN THE CAMERAS OFF DO IT" *SCREAM*

turns off camera*

Also be sure to review please I don't care if it's nice or not Just review the one hundredth reviewer gets a choice for there one one shot SO REVIEWS PLEASE

BAI! And donate to the keep spanking kit foundation powered by Sunstar

"Hey!" Squealed kit "um.. it's my turn… and make sure to read becoming a queen on episode and Marigold by Emeraldswirl on