I unlocked and opened the door. I was not prepared for what I saw.
"Oh, gross!" I said as I covered and averted my eyes.
"Woah! Who are you?!" he said, startled.
"I'm your new roommate," I said closing the door.
"What? I thought you weren't supposed to be here until the fifth," he said as he closed his laptop and pulled up his pants.
"Yeah, it is the fifth."
"What? No, it's the Friday the fourth."
"No, it's not. It's Saturday."
"Oh, sorry about that."
"Yeah, we need to set some ground rules."
"Like what?"
"Well, rule 1: no jacking off in the living room!" I screamed.
We got acquainted. His name is Isamu. He's a sophomore with wispy brown hair. He was the pretty-boy type. He was annoying and prideful, but still a good guy.
"So, you copped a feel on this girl?! Nice, bro!"
"No, not nice…. Well, it was kind of nice. Cushiony and warm. Perky. Not big, but still a- no! I'm bigger than this. I better than this."
"Dude, what was that all about?"
"Nothing," I said unsurely. Nick, stop with those lewd thoughts! Why can't I get that girl and her boobs out of my head?! I hate this. I know better than this.
"So, where did you say this happened?"
"Just a few floors down."
"Oh, I could probably tell you who that was, then. I know everyone who lives here. Let me think of who that could be based on your…." Something seemed to be hitting him. "descrip… tion, oh my gosh! I think that's Himegami. Wow, I-"
"What? Is everything okay?"
"Um… yeah, sure it is." He had a weird smirk on his face, but I didn't have time to look into it further. I had a plan.
