The six Smashers look at Bowser in shock. "Oh, no! It's King Koopa!" exclaimed Mario, pointing at the huge turtle. "And he's gone caveman crazy!"

"...This is the strangest mid-life crisis I've ever had the misfortune to witness..." Captain Falcon said under his breath.

Peach looked over at the racer and gave him a up-and-down look. Then she made a weird face, obviously not approving of the captain's fashion choices and not understanding why he thought he had the right to judge others.

Bowser did another loud roar, which was his battle cry. It sounded more like a six-year-old begging for something in a second language, but don't tell King Koopa that. He has a thing for throwing stuff.

He waved his scepter around. It was actually a red snake, but hey, whiners can't be choosers. "It's Ally Koop to you, spigot head." he said, pointing to Mario. "You're up plumber's creek without an plunger."

Mr. Game & Watch face palmed himself. King Koopa's jokes were horrible, even to him. In fact, jokes like this was the reason he never talks.

Ness also shook his head. He then had enough cringe-ness to last him until his next family reunion. He began running a different direction and the other's imminently followed.

"Run like heck, folks!" he declared as they ran.

"To where?" Little Mac asked.

"To anywhere but here!"

King Koopa was enraged. How dare they run away from Ally Koop! He still had three more plumber jokes to make! He roared as he threw his red-scepter-snake thingy at them.

Mr. Game & Watch was in the back of the group and was the first to notice the snake heading for them. "BEEEEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" he yelled as he frantically motioned towards the snake coming right at them. He then jumped onto Captain Falcon's back in hopes of sitting on his shoulders would make it impossible to be hit.

It technically worked. But now Captain Falcon was jumping around as he ran, looking rather ridiculous as Mr. G & W held on to the captain's head for dear life, covering the poor guys eyes. "Falcon can't see!" he declared as he tried to shake Game & Watch off as he ran.

Now Luigi and Mario was in the back of the group. The brothers tried to go as fast as they could, but being as fat as they were, it actually wasn't that fast at all. Surprise surprise.

Luigi looked behind him to see if the Bowser was chasing them. But by doing that, he accidently tripped over a dino bone and landed face-first in the sand. And then Mario tripped over Luigi, and it was a huge mess.

The snake literally headed in a strait line for them. It went right for Mario and bit him in the knee, sinking his fangs deep into the flesh.

"Owww mama!' screamed Mario as he jumped ten feet into the air. 'I've been snake bite!"

He then landed on his back, eyes closed shut, passed out. The snake bit into his knee for dear life. Luigi then ran up to his brother and somehow easily yanked the snake out of Mario's knee and threw it aside, not caring where it went.

The snake landed in a bush nearby. He was glad the plant broke his fall, but his disgust overpowered his gratefulness. How could just throw him aside like that? After such an epic performance? He made Mario go unconscious and everything! The snake watched as Luigi held Mario and shook him back and forth, trying to wake his brother up.

"Mario? Mario!" Luigi exclaimed. "Wake up!"

The other Smashers ran up to the plumbers and kneeled next to them, examining Mario and trying to figure out what to do next.

Even Bowser came up to them, but not in concern. But with enemies! "I sure fixed his faucet," Ally Koop laughed, glad to get another plumber joke out of the way. "And now I'm going to fix yours!" He and his army of Ridley and Koopas started walking towards them. Rather slowly, mind you. They wanted to be dramatically slow to add suspense.

"Quick! Pick him up!" Peach exclaimed, motioning to Luigi. "We got to get out of here!"

Luigi picked Mario up and they all began running again in another different direction.

But Bowser was not gonna have it. "Ally Koop pack, ATTACK!" he yelled as he raised a real bone in the air.

The snake gasped. That bone was obviously his replacement. That turtle replaced a red snake staff with a bone? The snake shook in his scales. Never in all his years did he think he could be replaced by something dead. As he fought back tears, he slithered away, not knowing where he was going, but knew it was far away from here.

Bowser's "Koop Pack" raised their weapons in the air, gave out one of the weakest battle cries in history, and ran after the Smashers. Bowser, completely forgetting about the flying dinosaur he was ridding just a few minutes ago, ran right behind them. And Ridley- well, he really had nothing better to do, so he ran as well, right behind Ally Koop.

The enemies threw spears right over the Smashers, not wanting to hit them, but just give them a little scare. The Smashers ran as fast as they could; which is the speed of an turtle in a wax museum, but the villains were even slower, so no worries.

"Ha ha! They'll never catch us now! Whoo-hoo!" Ness cheered as they all went three miles a hour.

But then, as if irony had a grudge against them, the six came to a waterfall. A dead end.

"Oh no! We're trapped!" exclaimed Luigi, who was seating under the weight of Mario.

"Why did you have to speak too soon?" Little Mac snapped at Ness. The boy just shrugged, not carrying to answer.

"BEEEP! BEEEEEEP!" Mr. G&W cried, feeling too young to die.

Suddenly, Peach gasped at something in the sky. She pointed to a strange figure that was flying right at them.

It was another Mr. Game & Watch! but this one was wearing one of those "old fur" cavemen outfits. He came swinging in on a vine, right out of the sky!

Captain Falcon took off his shades and wiped them. Either that caveWatch was real, or he needed new glasses subscription. He was kinda leaning towards the later.

But the caveWatch was real! He even let go of the vine, stuck the landing, and began tugging at Captain Falcon's leg. "MEEEEEB MEEEEEEEEEB MEEB MEEEEEEEB!" he said in his caveWatch language while pointing in a random direction.

"What's that about mash potatoes?" Luigi asked while, for some reason, doing his best Princess Peach impression.

"The rough translation is, 'Scram that way'!" Ness explained, still shrugging.

"Good enough for me!" said Little Mac.

Then the caveWatch took the other Mr. G&W by the hand and they all went under the waterfall.

The six and the caveWatch disappeared under the falls right before All Koop and his gang of slow pokes made it there, so they had no idea where they all went.

Bowser was as angry as ever. "Blast it all; they got away!" he sighed as he swung his bone-scepter-thingy to the ground. But, by doing so, he accidently hit Ridley right in the foot. The creature noticed this, looked at his foot, realized he should be in pain, and began jumping about while holding said foot. He knocked everyone over as he screaming swear words in Ridley-Latin.