Inside the waterfall, the Smashers could not believe their eyes. It was a abundance of caveWatches! Everywhere! Some tall, some short, some tall, some small; everywhere! And for some reason, the caveWatches could not stop staring at the six Smashers.

"MEEEEEB! MEEEEEEEEEEEB! MEEEEEEEB MEEEEEEEEEB!" "MEEEEB MEEB MEEEEEEB!" "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEB! MEEEEB MEEEEEB!" was shouted about, as if they were trying to talk to each other, not just be annoying.

"Hey, nice to meet you, too!" Ness said, bowing to his new friends.

Little Mac rolled his eyes. Of course Ness would be buddy-buddy with these retro freaks. He could see it now: Him and four other Smashers running for dear life while Ness, who converted to the caveWatches ways, chaise them with a army of his new kind, trying to catch everyone and make them into dinner. The boxer shuttered at the very thought of the insanity that would seem as a casual Monday for Ness.

Before Little Mac could run screaming from the place, the caveWatch gave out a "MEEEEEEB!" to his people. They took the hint and stopped pointing at the Smashers like they were a new zoo exhibit. He then took Mario by the unconscious hand and lead them to a different room in the cave. Luckily, the other caveWatches didn't follow.

Inside the other room, they were greeted by a crazy looking dog. It was Isabelle from Animal Crossing in possible the worst state of her life. Her ears were a mess, she was wearing a ripped and chewed up poor excuse of a dress that was older than her, and was crouching down in front of a fire with her eyes shut and saying what seemed like a chant in her own language.

"Oh no. Did the mayor quit again?" Captain Falcon asked out loud, not caring how insulting that must of sounded.

"Yeah. Yeah, he a-did." answered Luigi as he placed Mario next to the fire.

"Yeah, and after he left Isabelle went off the grid." explained Peach. "She sold off all her worldly possessions and left her town to live in the wild. She took up the name Mugger and dedicated her life to medicine. Now she can help Mario!"

"I hope she accepts credit cards," said Ness while trying to get the caveWatch who was helping them to give him a back ride.

Isabel- Uh, scratch that, Mugger the Medicine Woman, finished up whatever that chant was and looked up. She noticed decent looking standing in her cave, and that surprised her. Who in their right minds risk being in the same room as her? But then she looked over the fire and saw a passed out Mario on the ground, and that just revolted her. "Ugha ooga! Mug ugha!" she exclaimed as she shielded her eyes from the horror that was Mario.

"Hey! What was that suppose to mean?" Peach exclaimed, her hands on her hips.

Ness decided the best thing to do in this situation was to ignore Peach. "Yeah, I know. He's hard to look at." he said to Mugger.

"Excuse me?" Peach turned to Ness with a scold.

"...But can you help him anyway?" Ness finished, finding it even harder than usual to ignore Peach.

Mugger shook her head. "Ugga mug, mugga muggie." she shrugged, accepting the challenge. She walked over to Mario's body and looked him over. Once she got pass his horrid smell, she noticed that he was just passed out. She then picked up a burning piece of wood from the fire and turned to the cave's wall. She used the light to point out a drawing made years ago of Mario passed out, right next to Luigi giving him a pizza. "Ugha ughie, mugga ughie." she said, pointing at the cave drawing to the real Mario.

"Look! It's Mario and Luigi!" said Captain Falcon, not impressed with the artwork.

"Mario doesn't look any better in the picture, either." added Little Mac.

Luigi shook his head. "Forget about the stupid pictures; how about the real Mario?" he asked the gang. "We need pizza to revive him, but we didn't bring any!"

"BEEEEP? BEEEEEEEEP?" our Mr. Game & Watch asked, not believing what he was hearing.

Peach became frantic at the sound of that. "Well!... Well!..." she said, trying to think of something. "Well... what about that other Italian food we brought?"

She ran up to Luigi and yanked the backpack he was wearing right off his shoulders. Peach dug around in it and pulled out random dishes, shoving them in front of Mario's face. "Pepperoni cheesecake? Meatball sandwiches? Garlic ravioli! Lamb spaghetti!" she desperately waved the foods under her boyfriend's nose, but nothing worked. Mario would not wake up.

"Wake up, Mario! Please, please, please wake up!" the princess cried, dropping the last dish onto the floor. It made a huge, saucy mess, but she didn't care at this point. She covered her face with her hands as she wept.

Luigi sat besides Peach and patted her back, trying to comfort her. "Don't cry, Princess." he told her. "If it's pizza we need to make Mario better, then it's pizza we'll get!"

"Yeah!" "You can bet on it!" "Totally!" "BEEEP!" the others exclaimed, ready to do whatever it takes to make their friend better.

"And besides, we can just get take out." said Luigi.

Peach looked up from her tear-covered hands. "But Luigi," she said, sniffling. "There are no pizza parlors here!"

Luigi scratched his head. "Oh, yeah. I forgot."

"Gee, Caveman Land really is primitive," sighed Ness from the back of that caveWatch.

Captain Falcon shook his head. "Well, so what?" he asked. "Can't we just make our own?"

Peach perked up at the thought of that. She wiped away her tears and stood up. "Yeah!" she declared. "We can just make our own pizza for Mario! And that's what we're gonna do!"

"Great idea!" exclaimed Luigi. He then turned to the friendly caveWatch and asked, "Now, where do you folks keep your cows?"