So they all decided to leave Mario and Mugger in the cave and let the friendly caveWatch lead the rest of the smashers to the nearest cow. Which, naturally, was about 10 feet tall and had a utter the size of a Denny's. In fact, they needed a ladder just to reach it!

As they leaned the ladder on the utter, caveWatch jumped up and down. "MEEEEEEB-MEEB! MEEB-MEEEEEEB!" he exclaimed, pointing to the dino-cow.

"He's saying that these are the only cows around here, and they give out the best milk." Ness translated.

"So? He's not the one who has to milk this thing!" Luigi shot back, chickening out.

Before he could run away, Peach glared at him. "Hurry, Luigi!" she exclaimed with a face full of determination. "We need milk to make cheese for Mario's pizza!"

Luigi nodded his head, taking the hint, and began climbing to the utter. "Right," he said over his shoulder. "Mario would do the same for me."

"I sincerely doubt Mario plans to climb a cow in order save someone's life." Captain Falcon replied, leaning against the cow.

"This isn't something you plan!" Luigi yelled back as he tried reach for one of the teats in order to milk the giant cow.

As he did so, the dino-cow finished eating. She raised her head and mooed, satisfied with her meal of giant grass. She then flicked her tail, hitting Luigi with it and causing him to fall off the ladder. "Supper and spaghetti!" he exclaimed as he fell, grabbing a cow teat just in time. He held on for dear life, and while doing so he milked the dino-cow, having the milk fall right into the milking bucket.

"Whoa!" said Ness as he picked the bucket up. "This is will make plenty of cheese!" He turned to Little Mac and nudged him in the leg. "Come on, Mac! Lets go take this back to the cave!"

Little Mac shrugged. "Alright," he said as he walked with the kid. "I have nothing better to do anyway."

Luigi watched as the two walked off. He then looked over and found that cow's face right next to his. She batted her eyes at him, then gave him a big old kiss for some... yeah, for some reason. Luigi flinched at this and accidently let go of the cow. "Arrrrgh!" he screamed as he fell to earth, landing right on his face. He then picked himself up just so he could make eye contact with the dino-cow and say "Yuck!" But then she reach down to kiss him again. He jumped just in time to avoid that. He then landed on his feet and yelled "RUN!" and began trying to escape from this lovesick creature.

As Luigi ran like a lunatic away from the giant cow, Ness scoffed. "Forget running!" he yelled out. "When in Caveman Land, do as the cavemen do!"

Luigi looked over and saw everyone else grabbed vines and begin zooming through the sky at 10 miles an hour, which was quite fast, considering. They swung over him, but Mr. Game & Watch reached down just in time to grab Luigi and swing out of sight of the dino-cow.

"Moooooooo?" the dino-cow called out after them, wondering if she'll ever see that wonderful plumber again.