''LEXI I'M HOME!'' Jaune shouts slamming the door behind him making the house shake. ''You in?'' Jaune asks opening the door to the living room only to find it empty besides a note on the table causing Jaune to move to it and collect it. ''Out visiting family in City F won't be back for a few days.'' Jaune reads aloud before placing it back down. ''Hm, got this place to myself then.'' Jaune says looking around before leaping onto the sofa and cracking his neck a few times and turning the T.V. and looking at the news.
''Today hundreads evacua-'' 'Hero association rep on-'' ''More hero's but less sk-?'' Jaune flicks through the channels ignoring the reporters. ''Why is there so many news stations?'' Jaune asks himself sighing and rubbing his eyes before yawning and stretching his old bones hearing then crack and pop. ''Ah that's better.'' Jaune says leaning back into the sofa and shifting a few times. ''just gonna rest my eyes…'' Jaune mutters closing his eyes and falling asleep almost immediately.
-=DREAM=-
'Are you sure about this Jaune?' Penny the airships A.I. asks with a hint of terror in her voice. ''I am sure about this Penny now let me control the ship.'' Jaune says in a commanding but drunk tone. 'But Ja-' Penny attempts to speak but is stopped by Jaune slamming his fists into the control panel in front of him. ''Penny…Now...'' Jaune says in a deadly tone looking ahead feeling ashamed of looking the girl he'd once called a friend look at him. ''B-but…'' Penny attempts to speak but gives up and only vanishes from sight leaving Jaune alone. ''Now let's see how well you fly…and ram.'' Jaune says sitting himself in the captain seat and fiddling with the control panel.
''God damn they don't give a break.'' Jaune mutters as the ship shakes as it takes off. ''Would you stop scratching my paint?!'' Jaune shouts only to be ignored as more weapons fire hitting the Airship. ''Assholes.'' Jaune mutters as he slams the ship into full speed leaving behind a pissed off General Ironwood. ''Flag that ship!'' Ironwood shouts prompting soldiers to nod and head towards smaller Aircraft. ''Arc mark my words I'll have your head…'' Ironwood says with venom in his voice looking at the ship vanish into the dark clouds known as the darkness.
''Wow never knew this shit was so thick.'' Jaune says watching the reinforced windows crack making him place down the emergency hatches and pulling a screen down to show where he was going. ''Now to have so fun.'' Jaune says pressing some buttons making the ship get faster. ''And FTL!'' Jaune shouts pressing a large black button with a swing of his fingers sending the ship across the distance of the kingdoms in a second. ''HOLY SHIT!'' Jaune shouts pulling out of the way of a skyscraper. ''FUCK!'' Jaune shouts once more pulling up and avoiding another. ''SHIT, FUCK, CRAP, SHIT FUCK, BALLS!'' Jaune continues to swear barely avoiding large buildings.
''Okay crash into that one!'' Jaune shouts to himself pulling the ship down towards a stout round building made from mostly glass. ''God this is gonna sting…'' Jaune mutters as the ship goes full speed towards the assembly buildings.
-=MEANWHILE INSIDE!=-
''Please everyone take a seat.'' A man in a black formal suit says prompting those attending to do so. ''As you all know today is the day that the White fang will officially become a member of the three kingdoms making it four once more.'' The man says making those in the crowd confers.
''This is great.'' Blake says with a smile on her face, all of her time working and it payed off, today the white fang would no longer be an enemy but an ally to humanity. ''Yeah it is nice, more allies means we can focus on the Grimm better.'' Weiss says sitting with her legs crossed looking over at blake. ''So Ruby how's yang?'' Weiss asks turning to Ruby who smiles. ''She's fine, she's settled down with a real nice guy.'' Ruby says before leaning closer. ''You didn't hear this from me but I think she's expecting.'' Ruby whispers making her team gasp in shock. ''Really?'' They whisper back making Ruby nod excitedly. ''that's gr-'' Wiess is cut off by people suddenly screaming making her look around before up seeing everyone was doing so. ''RUN!'' Weiss shouts grabbing Ruby and Blake and using her Glyphs to propel them away. And just in time as the large Atlas Airship crashes into the building sending shrapnel everywhere as well as knocking up a large dust cloud.
''God damn that hurt…'' Jaune mutter cracking his arm back into place and rolling it a few times as he lands on the ground and looks around at the destruction he's caused. ''Hm, I was off a few meters.'' Jaune mutters seeing he'd placed it wrong but shrugs. ''can't get it right all the time.'' Jaune says with a sigh before looking around once more and smirking seeing his target. ''Addddaaammm!'' Jaune draws out making the Suited leader of the White fang weakly look over and freeze. ''Y-you…'' Adam coughs out holding his impaled side. ''Damn got you good.'' Jaune says inspecting the large piece of glass in his side. ''Well gotta make this quick.'' Jaune says putting his hand into a small portal that opened and pulling out a large sawed off shotgun and pointing it at Adam. ''Say hi to Satan for me.'' Jaune says before unloading the shots into Adam's head blowing it off much to the horror of those watching.
''ADAM!'' Blake shouts grabbing her sword and running at Jaune making him Turn. ''Hey Blake.'' Jaune says watching Blake draw her sword. ''Oh dear.'' Jaune says watching the blade get closer and closer to his right eye, before catching it and crushing it in his hand. ''Blake you mind? I don't like sharp things in my eye.'' Jaune says as Blake jumps back. ''WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS JAUNE?!'' Blake shouts in anger at Jaune making him shrug. ''Because he needed to die for my plan to progress?'' Jaune says carelessly biting his right hand nails. ''ALL THIS TO KILL ONE MAN?'' Weiss shouts running beside Blake and checking for wounds. ''Yep, killing one man for the greater good is worth the hundreds lost today.'' Jaune simply says Watching a RWB ready there weapons making him sigh. ''Alright fine you wanna fight I can go.'' Jaune mutters pulling out a two shotguns from the portal before doing a 180 and blasting the person behind him I the chest.
''SUN!'' Jaune hears RWB shout making Jaune look at Sun's horrified face. ''Sorry man but it's for them.'' Jaune says dropping Sun with his newly gained hole in his chest. ''I'm going so buzz off.'' Jaune says coldly before stepping into his portal avoiding Ruby's sniper making him smile. ''YA MISSED!'' Jaune shouts as it closes leaving behind his mess for the world to deal with.
-=IN THE REAL WORLD=-
''Teacher!'' Jaune groans throwing his hands out in front of him. ''One sec kid…'' Jaune mutters rubbing his eyes. ''Don't wake me from my sleep next time!'' Jaune shouts looking up, and pausing. ''Genos…since when did you have boobs?'' Jaune asks looking at the very Female looking Genos in front of him. ''The Doctor installed my 'Waifu' mode Teacher.'' Genos says making Jaune raise a brow. ''You got any idea what that means?'' Jaune asks making Genos shake her head. ''Look it up then.'' Jaune mutter standing up and walking into the kitchen leaving Genos alone. Several seconds of silence later…''WHAT?!'' Jaune jumps hearing Genos scream out. ''GOD DAMN IT STOP SHOUTING WOMAN!'' Jaune shouts slamming the fridge door closed holding a nice cold beer.
''Th-This…Impossible…'' Jaune hears Genos mutter in despair as she huddles in the corner. ''So you look it up?'' Jaune asks making Genos nod. ''Well your Doctors a dirty old perv.'' Jaune says drinking his beer. ''Is that why he added a sex bot mode?'' Genos adds making Jaune spit said beer out. ''HE WHAT?'' Jaune shouts coughing. ''He added it when I mentioned you.'' Genos says making Jaune face palm. ''Dear gods it's like my dad…'' Jaune mutters silently into his palm making Genos tilt her head. ''Pardon?'' She asks making Jaune look at her before looking away. 'Nope shes to young…' Jaune says internally before looking at Genos. ''Say Genos how old are you?'' Jaune asks. ''Sixteen.'' Genos replies making Jaune look away. ''Nope.'' Jaune says standing up. ''I'm going a walk stay here.'' Jaune says stiffly walking out of the room leaving a confused Genos.
''Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope.'' Jaune repeats walking like a plank away from Lexi's house confusing those around him. ''No-'' Jaune stops hearing a distant buzzing sound making him look up and his jaw to drop. ''I SWATTED YOU!'' Jaune shouts pointing at a very tired looking Mosquito girl who'd reverted back to her normal form.
''Y-you…I shall…Have…my vengeance…'' Mosquito girl pants pointing at Jaune lazily. ''Don't insult me.'' Jaune says crossing his arms angering her. ''Why…you!'' She pants out before flying to Jaune…very slowly. ''Wow…this is sort of sad…'' Jaune mutters looking at the slow approaching girl. ''You better run.'' Jaune says pulling out a can from behind him making her pause. ''Y-You wouldn't...'' Mosquito girl says looking at the can of Mosquito spray in his hands. ''Yep.'' Jaune simply says before running after the retreating girl matching her pace as he laughs his ass off as she attempts to get away.
''STAY AWAY FROM ME DEMON!'' Mosquito girl shouts looking back at Jaune. ''Or what?'' Jaune asks directly in front of her face making her scream and fly faster. ''Get back here!'' Jaune suppressing his laughter as he shouts and picks up speed to match hers once again, he may be old and a killer but he liked to have some fun once in a while he wasn't totally heartless.
''I wonder what Teacher is doing?'' Genos asks looking out the window only to see Jaune chasing Mosquito girl with a can of Mosquito spray as he laughed at her. ''Huh..?'' Genos manages looking at them comically run around the street as bystanders watched. ''TEACHER!'' Genos shouts making him stop and look up at her. ''Yeah Genos?'' Asks as he grabs Mosquito girl preventing her from getting away. ''Watch out! It's her!'' Genos shouts making Jaune look at her in silence for several seconds. ''…Thanks Genos…'' Jaune says making Genos nod. ''No problem Teacher!'' Genos shouts making him face palm. ''Dear god for a computer she's daft…'' Jaune mutters before looking at Mosquito girl. ''Hungry?'' Jaune asks making her blink. ''W-what?'' Mosquito girl asks. ''Do you want something to eat?'' Jaune asks making her slowly nod. ''Then come on.'' Jaune says letting her go and walking back towards Lexi's house. ''I need a new beer!'' Jaune shouts as he enters and leaves the door open.
''Oh hey you came!'' Jaune says looking up as he holds Genos' shoulder to prevent her from attacking Mosquito girl. ''Garb some grub and a drink.'' Jaune says gesturing to the large amount of sandwiches in front of him making her nod and take a seat and gingerly grab one and slowly start eating it. ''Don't be shy I've watched a girl eat a horse before…it was a sight to behold…'' Jaune says looking at Mosquito girl as she shyly eats the food. ''R-right…thank you…'' She says eating the food a bit faster.
''So got a name?'' Jaune asks surprising her. ''Oh um…it's…well was Jean McBride…'' Jean says sadly. ''Well here we'll call you Jean then, Mosquito girls a bit of a mouthful and sounds like some sort of insult.'' Jaune says waving a hand as he shoves another sandwich into his mouth. ''Now Genos stop trying to kill the poor soul.'' Jaune speaks up as he continues to hold her down. ''But sh-'' Genos attempts to speak up. ''Silence, my word is absolute.'' Jaune says seriously making her sigh and look down. ''Don't sweat it kid, you got off on the wrong foot, don't do what I did so make friends with her okay?'' Jaune asks looking at Genos making her nod. ''Make friends with her…right…'' Genos says looking at Jean. ''I apologise!'' Genos shouts as Jaune lets go of her.
''N-no it's fine real-'' Jean attempts to say only for Genos to appear in front of her and bow deeply. ''Work it.'' Jaune says only to be ignored. ''Can we be 'friends!'' Genos shouts making Jaune huff at how awkward that was. ''S-sure…'' Jean says taking Genos' hand. ''REALLY?!'' Genos shouts with stars in her eyes. ''Am I missing something?'' Jaune asks again watching Jean's face twist into confusion. ''No…'' Jean says looking at Jaune and back at Genos. ''C'mon Genos your scaring the girl.'' Jaune says slapping Genos' ass making her meep and jump up straight. ''T-TEACHER!'' Genos shouts in embarrassment looking at Jaune in shock.
''C'mon sit we're eating, enjoy the peaceful moment, they don't last.'' Jaune says making Genos nod and take a seat. ''So Jean tell us about yourself.'' Jaune says making Jean's eyes widen before she nods and begins her tale as to how she got here. 'Why am I doing this…' Jaune says internally as Jean begins to drone on making the same mistake as Genos. 'God damn it…'