''Wait what…'' Jaune says looking at the news with a picture of his hooded form glaring at a camera as he entered the house of evolution. ''Be on the lookout for this newly identified S-Class criminal known as cosmic reaper having been linked to the destruction of a large hero association research facility in the mountains and the murder of its staff.'' The news reporter says making Jaune drop his beer as well as make Genos and Jean stare bug eyed at the t.v. ''Mother fucker!'' Jaune shouts throwing his hands into the air as he jumps up from the sofa making Genos jump in surprise and Jean to fly to the other side of the room feeling the energy coming from him.
''I'll be back in a few minutes need to blow off some steam…'' Jaune says in a stiff tone as he walks out the door throwing his outfit on and brushing past a surprised Lexi ignoring her attempting to get his attention.
''STOP RIGHT Their COSMIC REAPER!'' Someone shouts making Jaune stop and turn around his face masked by darkness under his hood. ''And who are you?'' Jaune asks tilting his head at the samurai-esk looking man along with some sort of armored guy beside him with a long sword. ''Why stopping you of course.'' The samurai simply says half drawing his sword from it's sheath and calmly walking towards him. ''You wanna go old man?'' Jaune asks making him stop as Veins become visible on his face. ''What was that ugly?'' The samurai asks quickly making Jaune huff. ''I'm busy now buzz off.'' Jaune says before turning away from them making both of them blink in surprise. ''My name is Atomic samurai, got it and you're going down.'' Atomic samurai says with a deadly voice drawing his sword from the rest of the sheath making Jaune stop.
''Oh hey your friends are here!'' Jaune shouts looking at several other heroes on the roofs above him making him pause and remember a time similar to this back in Vale surrounded by hunters. ''Like old times I guess…'' Jaune mutters darkly as he sticks his hand into a portal and pulls out a shotgun. ''So who's first?'' Jaune asks lazily as a news helicopter flies above head recording the ordeal for a caped baldy to watch from his small home.
''Come at me.'' Jaune says grabbing a second shotgun as a hero in a yellow and black tank top runs at him shouting some ridicules name for an attack as he ran at him only making Jaune sigh in frustration. ''Great an amateur…'' Jaune mutters throwing his shotgun in the air and catching his somehow flaming fist like nothing before twisting his arm making him shout in pain and fall letting Jaune throwing him behind him and catch the shotgun midair before aiming it at his face and pulling the trigger.
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'Click'
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''Seriously you jam now?'' Jaune shouts at the shotgun as he throws it into the portal and pulls out another just in time to jump out of the way from a deadly slash from Atomic. ''He's mine rookies!'' Atomic shouts slashing once more as Jaune flawlessly reads and dodges the attack spinning his shotguns before aiming them at Atomic. ''Please be a fun fight.'' Jaune says before entering a dance of deaths with Atomic making those watching in awe as both attacked each other Jaune dancing around Atomics' blade while firing his shotguns and swapping them out flawlessly while Atomics' blade became faster and more precise slicing shells in half or dodging the rounds like nothing.
To say it was a true show of strength was an understatement. ''Look at them go…'' Lexi says in awe having caught up to Jaune to find him fighting one of the highest ranking heroes the association had to offer and matching his strength with ease. ''Teacher is stronger than this…'' Genos says watching Jaune. ''He destroyed a mountain with a single punch, hes even arm wrestled someone so hard that they destroyed the facility they were located within.'' Genos continues on shocking Lexi and Jean making them look back at the battle to see Atomic strike Jaune across the chest tearing part of his outfit making him Jaune back.
''that's odd…I didn't feel my sword bite flesh, nor is there blood on my blade…what are you?'' Atomic asks curiously having inspected his blade to find it had dulled from the strike. ''I'm really, really hard to kill.'' Jaune says scratching his stubbles on his chin matching Atomic making them pause and simply stare at each other making those watching tense up. ''ROCK!'' both Atomic and Jaune shout throwing their hands out in the fashion for a game of rock paper scissors making those around them blink in surprise at the sudden action.
''Alright I'll give it to you.'' Jaune says placing his shotguns into a portal but keeps one hand inside as he looks around for something. ''Handing yourself in then?'' Atomic asks raising a brow. ''Nah just buying some time.'' Jaune says pulling out Sun's Bo staff and placing himself into a martial arts combat stance waiting for Atomic to make a move, and that he did suddenly appearing in front of Jaune and slashing only for Jaune to block that attack and once again lock them into combat neither giving ground as the others watch in awe.
''Surprise!'' Jaune shout pivoting under a strike while pushing the Bo staff forwards and making the staff extend and strike Atomic in the gut making him gasp and bend in pain letting Jaune retract the staff and throw it upwards striking Atomic on the chin sending him into the air and causing him to crash onto the ground several feet away as he uses his hand to free up his jaw. ''Damn never knew you'd pull a fast one.'' Atomic says with a chuckle before standing once more Jaune simply shows off spinning the staff around his body like it was child's play.
''C'mon old timer that all you got?'' Jaune asks making Atomics' eye twitch in annoyance. ''Alright you asked for it kid…'' Atomic says before leaping at Jaune at blinding speeds and delivering fast blinding strikes making Jaune use his bow staff defensively blocking the attacks following Atomics' pace making those watch gasp in awe at the display of strength and skill.
Of course this ended when Jaune suddenly felt his body begin to lock up as a green Aura surrounded him making Atomic stop his blade an inch from Jaune's neck as well as Jaune's shotgun stop in front of Atomics' face. ''Really over stayed with that one…'' Jaune mutters shifting his eyes to see...a ''loli?'' Jaune says aloud making Atomic huff a small laugh and said 'loli' to huff angrily at him. ''I'M NOT A LOLI YOU DISCUSTING FOOL!'' Tatsumaki shouts a blush on her face as Emperor child and Metal bat chuckled at his comment.
''So mind letting me go kid?'' Jaune asks causing Metal bat to laugh out right and Child emperor to bite his lollipop to stop himself from laughing as Tatsumaki's face got even redder from anger. ''SHUT IT!'' She shouts making everyone freeze and stiffen up slightly. ''Were gonna take you in, unless of course you'd like to resist then by all means do.'' Metal bat says smirking as he puts his bat into his palm making Jaune raise an eye brow. ''Oh please none of you could take me in a fight at my full strength.'' Jaune says making those around raise their brows skeptically.
''Your surrounded you can't get out of this one.'' Atomic says simply sheathing his sword and moving out of the way of the shotgun. ''You sure about that?'' Jaune asks as a portal appears below him and moves up pulling him into his pocket dimension and removing Tatsumaki's grip on him leaving him floating inside an endless void of purple surrounded by random junk from shotguns to a large building floating in the distance. ''Right…need to really stop holding back to much.'' Jaune says as he opens a portal and walks through it.
''M'lady.'' Jaune says with a bow in front of a female worker as he ignores the bewildered looks of the working staff of the association headquarters and walks out of the door into a hallway before reaching out his senses and opening another portal and walking through it and back to where he originally was. ''Okay im b-'' Jaune attempts to speak only to leap away from being crushed by a large woman with three vertical scars down her right eye making Jaune blink in surprise.
''What the hell do they feed you?'' Jaune asks as she stands, hell he could hear her heartbeat! ''Not much of a talker then…'' Jaune mutters looking around himself to see that indeed he was surrounded. ''Ugh! Fine I give up take me to your leaders of whatever!'' Jaune shout suddenly throwing his arms into air in frustration. ''Your all no fun!, besides you.'' Jaune says finishing by pointing at Atomic who simply huffs out in amusement a small smirk coming to his face.
''OW WHAT THE HELL LADY!'' Jaune shouts in anger grabbing the back of his head seeing as it had been slammed by the large ladies fist, he of course only saw a look of confusion on her face. ''YOU DON'T JUST HIT A GUY ON THE HEAD THINKING IT'LL KNOCK HIM OUT! THIS ISN'T A MOVIE!'' Jaune adds loudly pointing at her.
SLAM
''WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY!'' Jaune shouts holding the new lump on his head making the large woman's right eye twitch slightly. ''Just put him in the truck…'' Atomic says with a sigh seeing that the normal knock them out method wasn't going to work. ''C'mon cuffs.'' A man in a riot outfit says placing cuffs on Jaune…only for him to break them making the guard jump back and shot a tazer at him making Jaune look down at his chest. ''Oh no…I've been tazed…oh noooo.'' Jaune says unenthusiastically looking up at the sky. ''Ohh the horrorrrr.'' Jaune adds as the guard places a second pair of cuffs on him and escorts him into the armored truck. ''The horrrroorrrrr….'' Jaune says once more as the door closes making those watching stare blankly having no words for what they'd just witnessed.
''BY THE WAY BECOME A HERO WITH THE BALD DUDE!'' Jaune shouts his muffled voice being heard by Genos who nods grabbing Lexi and Jean dragging them away from the scene. ''very well Teacher.'' Genos says to no-one as she ignores the protests of the ones she's dragging as well as all the stares.
''Weeee….'' Jaune draws out in a bored tone as the Truck he's in drivers towards A-city. ''Can you please be quiet back there?'' Someone asks making Jaune look towards the front to see a helmet looking back at him. ''Yes mooommm.'' Jaune draws out in a childish voice making the helmeted figure sigh heavily and close the small trap door. ''So where are we going?'' Jaune asks making the driver look at the person in the passenger seat. ''The Hero association headquarters.'' The passenger says making Jaune nod. ''Mk, was planning on going there anyways.'' Jaune says with a sigh banging his head off the wall as he looks up at the roof. ''We there yet?'' Jaune asks making the driver sigh. ''It's gonna be like this huh…'' The driver says in a tired voice making Jaune nod. ''Yup.'' Jaune simply replies with a smirk.
''We there yet?'' Jaune asks for the hundredth time making the driver hit his head off the driver seat making the truck honk as it drives through the Hero accusation headquarters drive way. ''YES GOD DAMN IT!'' The driver shouts stopping the truck and exiting as soon as he can, making Jaune laugh. He didn't know if he was shouting that out of joy for being out of the truck or answering Jaune ether way it was still funny. ''Yar yar.'' Jaune says stepping out of the truck as a large group of armed soldiers? And heroes' escort him towards the entrance to the building. ''You know this reminds me of this one time at Atlas.'' Jaune says making those around him raise a brow and suddenly hate him as he began to draw out a rather…explicate story of how he wooed a lovely maiden in great detail…very great detail.
''And then I-'' Jaune attempts to continue his story only to stop as he is pushed into a large room with three men at a desk looking at him calmly. ''Ello.'' Jaune says using both his hands to wave since they were cuffed. ''Please take a seat.'' One says making Jaune shrug and do as he says taking a seat opposite the three men.
''Cosmic reaper, you're an anomaly, we can't find you on any data base, you managed to fight one of the strongest heroes we have to offer and suddenly give yourself up.'' A man with spiked black hair and a stubble beard like Jaune's says reading from a report. ''I'm just that good.'' Jaune says taking down his hood seeing no reason to keep it up. ''Surprised?'' Jaune asks looking at there faces. ''I may look in my twenties but I'm actually in my late fifties.'' Jaune explains making them look at him with bug eyes causing him to laugh. ''So kids what do you want to know?'' Jaune asks making them look at each other and place a document in front of him.
''This facility here, the one destroyed after you and another person of interest entered, did you cause it?'' The man in the middle asks making Jaune nod. ''Yeah, I was gonna make the place my crib after I dealt with the inhabitants but I got a bit carried away and sort of destroyed the place with the other dude.'' Jaune says casually making their eyes widen as they look at each other and nod. ''We'd like to make you an offer cosmic reaper.'' The man on the left says making Jaune raise a brow. ''And that would be?'' Jaune asks curiously but can see where it was going.