A/N: Okay... PLEASE tell me I wasn't the only one dying of laughter on the latest episode. I think I broke a lung from laughing so much... so worth it.


The group flew back to Yggdrasil and to Liz's shop, Sinon and Liz in the front.

"You know, you really don't have to make me a-" Sinon said, still trying to persuade Liz from her decision of making her new bow.

"Nope! cant convince me!"

"But-"

"Can't hear you! Can't hear you! Goodbye!" Liz said a she flew on ahead, covering her ears from Sinon's words.

"Sinon you shouldn't waste your words. Liz is too stubborn to listen." Kirito said. All eyes turned to Asuna, who was listening calmly.

"W-What?" she asked, not expecting the sudden attention.

"This is normally the part that you scold Kirito for saying something." Klein said.

"W-Well I can't say anything on this. Liz is pretty stubborn."

"Almost as much as you…" Kirito whispered to himself.

"What was that?" Asuna asked as she glared at Kirito.

"M-Me!? I didn't say anything! Nothing at all!" he said as he flew slightly faster to get away from her glare as Klein, Sinon and Silica laughed at the fleeing Spriggan.

"Then why are you flying away!"

"Uh… To get there faster?"

"Kirito-kun!"

"I have done nothing!" he said as he flew farther away.

"Jeez… Kirito-kun…" she said as she followed


They were all soon in the back of Liz's shop, sorting through the winnings of the quest.

"Any ingots you got, hand them over!" Liz declared to the group, earning a groan to be emitted from them. Silica, who was petting Pina's head since its back had a sleeping Yui, turned to the right and saw a familiar object.

"Liz-san, isn't that Lyfa-san's sword?" Silica asked as she pointed to the other side of the room, a sword on the table next to the furnace.

"Ah… damn. We forgot to give it back…" she said as she picked it up.

"Just wait, she'll come back eventually for it since she needs it to go fight."

"I still need to convince her to get a new sword…"

"You'll try to convince her for a new sword but you'll force a new bow on me!?" Sinon said, trying to understand Liz's logic.

"You're right! I should just force Lyfa to get a new sword!" Liz said, making everyone get the urge to facepalm.

"L-Liz that isn't how it works." Asuna said as she tried to speak normally.

"But it works for me!" she said, making the only males in the room finally facepalm at her.

"Your logic is seriously flawed…" Kirito said as he removed his hand from his forehead.

"Like yours is any better."

"Apparently it is!" he said in his defence, ignoring the snickering behind his back, most likely from Klein.

"Pfft, prove it!"

"How can I prove that!?"

"With… logic?" Liz said, making Klein and Kirito facepalm again while the other girls laughed nervously at their argument. it probably would have continued but the sound of the door opening caused everyone to turn. Liz immediately went up to the front with a smile.

"Welcome to Lisbeth's Arms Shop!" they heard her say, making the group chuckle slightly at how fast she could change attitude.

"Lyfa! We were just talking about you a few minutes ago!"

"Y-You were?" they heard the Sylph say nervously.

"Yep! I'm going to make you a new sword!"

"I thought I told you not to."

"Still going to make it!" Liz said, making Asuna sigh.

"Just come get your sword and run away before Liz tries to force more unwanted stuff on you!" Kirito said.

"Shut up Kirito!" Liz said in response automatically as she walked back into the room, Lyfa following behind her. As Liz went to the table to get Lyfa's sword, Asuna noticed something on Lyfa that made her smile. Kirito saw her smile and made a questioning look. Asuna gestured to Lyfa hand and Kirito saw it now.

"Let's hope that Liz doesn't notice." Kirito whispered to the Undine, receiving a nod. If Liz saw that, there would be no end to the teasing about her new relationship.

"So Lyfa... where's your boyfriend?" Liz asked as she handed the sword to her. Lyfa stood there for a moment before taking her sword out of its sheath and pointed her blade at Kirito, surprising him.

"Onii-chan! You already told them!?"

"W-Well they asked where you were! I said you were probably with your boyfriend and Asuna answered the same!" He said, earning another glare from Asuna.

"Asuna-san, when did you find out!?" Lyfa asked.

"Uh... yesterday we went to the Dicey Café and saw you there with Recon..." Asuna said, making the Sylph blush since that meant they had seen them hold hands.

"What happened at the Dicey Café?" Liz said, enjoying Lyfa's embarrassment. Lyfa blushed more before returning her sword back to its sheath.

"Nothing! Nothing at all! N-Now if you'll excuse me, I have to log out now!" She said as she walked out of the room to go out the front door of the shop. Liz was about to say something but Silica covered her mouth before she could.

"We'll see you later Lyfa-san!" She said as Klein put his hands on Liz's shoulders and helped pull Liz back so she wouldn't try to say anything. As soon as they heard the door of the shop open and close, they let go of Liz.

"Why did you stop me from talking!?"

"Because you don't know when to stop!" Silica said, everyone nodding in agreeing with her, making Liz pout.

"I would have stopped... eventually..."

"An 'eventually' that would never come." Kirito said, making everyone except Liz laugh.


A/N: First things first, if you have PMed me, I'm sorry for not responding. I literally have been knocking out as soon as I'm home from work, so sorry for no message back. Also, thank you so much for reading the story, we passed 15,000 views and that makes me really happy! Bare with me guys, two more weeks and I can write with proper grammar again on my laptop. Thanks for sticking around, you guys are awesome! On another note, WHY CAN'T I GET THE OPENING OF NO GAME, NO LIFE OUT OF MY HEAD!?