A/N: Finally! This is my last week of work! And the last chapter that has errors everywhere! ...hopefully... Thanks for putting up with me and thanks to all those who reviewed and I didn't answer back because my email is glitchy again! YOU HAD ONE JOB YAHOO! (Sorry. Ranting)

I thought I'd explain something really quick...which I probably should have explained last week now that I think about it (Stupid brain). In the last chapter, if you didn't understand the part where Kirito mentions the last time the two of them met Argo, that refers to a short story 'The Day Before' (which you can read on Tap translations)

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On with the chapter!

"What made you come into ALO Argo-san?" Silica asked as she moved Pina back to her lap so that the small stare off between the dragon and weasel would end.

"For a lot of reasons. When I heard that you could transfer your data from an another game, I thought I could use my SAO avatar again! Second- "

"It was for money, wasn't it?" Kirito said.

"Yep! Since Aincrad was put into ALO, I can make tons of money selling information to newbies about its quests and hidden treasures!" She said, making Kirito get the urge to facepalm again.

"And third... well I did waste two years raising the stats of this avatar so I'm not about to let it go to waste!" She said, making Kirito give in and facepalm.

"What sort of weapon do you use?" Sinon asked her. Argo brought out from under her cloak her claws and throwing picks.

"Throwing picks? How are those useful in battle?" Sinon asked.

"Like this!" Argo said as she grabbed a pick and threw it towards Kirito's direction. The Spriggan immediately ducked to avoided it, the pick meeting with the space his head had previously been in and impacting the chair.

"Are you trying to kill me!?" Kirito said as he looked at the pick before taking it out of the chair.

"Maim would be a better word." She said as she twirled another throwing pick in her hand.

"I like her." Sinon said with a slight smile.

"Good! I hope that means we will do business in the future!" Argo said, her painted whiskers going up with her smile.

"Always thinking about money..." Kirito said as he sat back into his chair. Argo made the movement to throw the pick in her hand and Kirito immediately ducked again. The girls and Klein laughed since the pick never left Argo's hand and Kirito was covering his head with his arms.

"What were saying Kii-bou?"

"N-Nothing..."

"Now I really like her." Sinon said with a full blown smile.

"You're not helping Sinon."

"No one said I had to." She said as she crossed her arms.

"But you could try!"

"I could also try to see how many arrows I can shoot at you before your HP runs out. How about that?"

"... no thanks..." he said, making more laughter echo in the room.

"How do you put up with him Asu-chan?"

"That's... a very good question."

"What!? Asuna!"

"S-Sorry Kirito-kun! Couldn't resist!" Asuna said as she began laughing harder.

"The only person on my side is Yui..." he said, the little fairy flying to sit on his head.

"It's okay Papa." Yui said as she patted her father's hair.

"Papa? Then that makes Asu-chan the Mama... and that means good information..."

"Argo. Stop right there. Now." Kirito said.

"How is this information?" Sinon asked, confused.

"Anything is information! I could tell you about the time in the beginning of SAO when Asu-chan-" (*)

"And let's stop right there!" Asuna said as she covered Argo's mouth, making a muffled sound come from the Cait Sith.

"Please explain in a way I won't have to answer a lot of unwanted question." Asuna said with a slight blush.

"Okay okay... I'll explain the same way I explained to you. Say you buy information on a certain subject or person, in doing so, you create new information that can be sold about yourself or the subject." Argo said with a business look on her face.

"I see... so if I bought information on a person..."

"I could sell the information that you bought information on that person!"

"But at her prices, you have better luck just asking people." Kirito said.

"Do you want one of these in your head this time?" Argo said as she twirled the throwing pick in her hands again.

"I-I'd prefer my head to be in one piece... but if you do that, can you at least wait for Yui to move?" He said, causing Yui to hug his head.

"I like Papa in one piece." She said, making everyone think about how adorable she was.

"And he'll stay in one piece if he can stop talking."

"Liz-san says the same thing about Papa but she threatens him with her mace."

"I really should take that thing away from her..." Kirito said.

"Why? So she can kill you bare handed instead!" Klein said, laughing.

"Hey Argo? Do you have the info on how many women have rejected Klein?"

"This month or just this week?"

"H-Hey! It wouldn't be a lot..."

"It wouldn't be a lot compared to LAST week." Sinon said.

"How do you know Sinon-san?" Silica asked as she petted Pina.

"Because I'm pretty sure I alone make up about twenty percent of the rejections." She said as she glared at the Salamander.

"C-Can you blame me for trying?" He said while nervously laughing.

A/N: This is uploaded late, I know, but at least it's still on the same day! I would have finished this sooner but I couldn't finish this yesterday like I had planned. Next week's chapter will be properly written! I have finally fixed my laptop! It's not a paperweight!

(*)- This refers to Sword Art Online: Progressive Manga. (Which has Argo by the way!) Putting this now before I forget for those that might be confused or... just don't know what's going on... Google it or... something?

Again, thanks for the support. You guys are awesome! 20,000 VIEWS OMG I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT! On another note, VOLUME 15 OF SAO CAME OUT ON THE 9TH AND WE STILL DON'T HAVE VOLUME 14 TRANSLATED!