A/N: I WAS RIGHT; I WASN'T EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THE EPISODE. I WAS SCREAMING THE ENTIRE TIME.

P.S- There was a tie in votes so… I just wrote both of them! Couldn't decide which to choose of the two since I knew they would be hilarious… enjoy!

"Onii-chan!" Sugu screamed as the door closed, her brother on the other side leaving. She extended her arm slightly to the door as she heard his footsteps fading into the distance.

'Onii-chan you just left me here to die didn't you?' Sugu thought as she contemplated running out of the room. She turned around and looked at her mom, who had a look of gratitude and mischief in her eyes.

'Now I'm dead.' She thought as she cleared her throat and sat up straight.

"When are you bringing him to dinner?" Midori asked before Sugu could even collect her thought. She thought about bringing him home and introducing him as her boyfriend… she blushed immediately as she shook her head to get rid of that thought.

"W-Why do I have to bring him to dinner… You've met Nagata-kun before!" she said as she drank some more tea to make her blush lessen.

"You've introduced him as your friend but now you have to introduce him as your boyfriend!" Midori said, making Sugu choke on her drink, making her have a coughing fit.

"Oka-san! I-Is that really necessary!?" She said after she could finally speak.

"Yep! He could come over and have dinner the same day that Kazuto brings Asuna-chan if you want."

"That doesn't make me feel any better…"

"What? Why?"

"Because you're still going to embarrass us!"

"I would not! ...much…"

"Oka-san!"

"What!? It's not like I can embarrass your brother and his girlfriend forever! It's your turn!"

"But I don't want it to be my turn…" Sugu muttered to herself as she placed her cup back on the tray.

"It's was bound to happen eventually so might as well happen now!"

"You sound like Onii-chan…" Sugu said as she moped slightly, knowing that she probably had no chance of winning from the very beginning.

"I taught him well." Midori said with a proud smile.

"OKA-SAN!" Sugu said as she pouted.

"Calm down would you! You should call Nagata-kun and tell him to come over tomorrow for dinner."

"Right… WAIT, WHEN DID WE DECIDE THIS!?"

"WE didn't. I did!" Midori said before she ran out of the room with the tray of tea, laughing as she went to the kitchen. Sugu immediately got up and ran after.

"W-Why tomorrow!? That's a bit soon for him to be over, isn't it!?"

"Hmm… How long has it been since you've started going out?"

"N-Not long enough to bring him over for dinner."

"...Okay maybe not tomorrow," Sugu sighed in relief as she heard those words, "but you will bring him over eventually!"

'As long as it's not tomorrow...' Sugu nodded at her mother, realizing a few seconds later that she had finally agreed to bring Nagata over for dinner.

"If only it was that easy to trick Kazuto when I was asking him to bring over Asuna-chan." Midori said as she put the tray of tea in the sink, splashing water over it to wash it later before leaving to her room. Sugu watched her mom leave before going to the living room and sitting on one of the couches, falling sideways.

'Next time me and Onii-chan are sparing, there is no holding back for leaving me to drown in embarrassment.' she thought as she reached for a pillow and held it to her face, screaming into it. She sighed as she got up, smoothing down her hair as she stood up from the couch.

"Oka-san, I'm going to be online for a while." Sugu said as she was going up the stairs.

"All right! And make sure to tell him!"

"I-I know…" Sugu said as she dreaded having to tell him.

Kirito fell backwards as the ball hit his head.

"I think you throw harder than Sugu does." he said as he got up, groaning as he did. Asuna saw that he was slightly dazed and decided that it was the perfect time to interrogate him on a certain topic that he refused to disclose to her. She got closer to him and knelt down next to him, Yui doing the same while trying to stifle small giggles that were threatening to leak.

"Kirito-kun, will you tell me about what happened on the 5th floor now?" she said in a sweet voice, contradicting the violence she had shown not even 5 minutes ago.

"Can't… too embarrassing…"

"I won't laugh! Please Kirito-kun?" she said as she did a pleasing gesture with her hands. Kirito thought about it for a bit but before he could say anything Yui did the same thing as Asuna.

"Papa, please?" Yui asked and Kirito immediately nodded.

Kirito walked around the forest of the 5th floor, trying to avoid the group of players walking around that were mapping the areas of the recently opened floor.

'Argo said that it was somewhere around here...' he thought as he looked for an NPC to activate a quest for a big reward in col.

'She said to go north but how much longer before I end up at the edge of the floor?' he moved some of the foliage in his way before seeing an NPC standing by a well, a question mark above its head.

"Good, now to complete the quest as fast as possible and get new gear." he said to himself as he walked over to the NPC and accepted the quest. Kirito had to take down only one monster that was in a field hidden deep in the forest.

'Argo said that she didn't want me accepting the quest since she thought that it would be a pain for me… time to see what she meant!' he thought as he walked quickly to the field, seeing only a small group of trees in the middle.

"Here monster… Come out to be beaten into polygons…" he said as he unsheathed his sword from his back and walked towards the trees.

'Wait; did the NPC even say what kind of monster it was? Or what it looked like?' he thought as his boots crunched a stick, making a fast blur pass him and throw him into a tree.

"What!?" he said as he slashed at the blur, only hitting air. He looked around and saw the monster, green and brown with a humanoid shape.

'No wonder I couldn't find it. It matches the trees!' he thought as he took a defensive stance against it. The monster rushed at him and just as he attempted to slash it, he felt a blow on his back, seeing the monster rush back to the safe cover of the trees. Kirito checked his HP and saw that it only had a few point missing.

'Low attack power but fast agility… crap...' he thought since he knew that if he couldn't see it then he was doomed. He raised his sword again and tried to sense where the next blow would come from. Kirito thought he had sensed the monster when he felt a blow to his stomach, letting go of his sword and sending him flying into the trees. He was focused on how he was going to land that he didn't notice that the back of his coat had gotten snagged in the branches, leaving him hanging there. The monster came out into view and looked at him. Even without facial expressions or a mouth, he could tell that the monster was laughing at him as it melted into the trees.

"Hey! Is someone out there!" he screamed to the forest, hoping that one of the players from before was kind-hearted enough to help him down.

"I told you it would be a pain." he heard a voice say to his right. He turned and his head and jumped slightly as he saw Argo sitting in the tree, eating a sweetened bun.

"...Just help me down…"

"Say I was right first~"

"Argo I will buy you a cake later if you get me down."

"Hmm… Deal!" she said as she took out her claws, aiming them at the branch that kept him there.

"W-Wait I didn't mean like that!" he said as he face planted onto the floor, Argo landing next to him.

"Get up and get your gear before the monster comes back."

"Yeah I kno-" He almost finished before he was blown into a tree by the monster again, causing leaves to rain down on him.

"Told you~"

"Not a word about this to anyone." he said as he grabbed his sword and sheathed it, walking back to the nearest town with Argo bouncing up and down with a smirk on her face.

A/N: This was too fun to write and now I shall finish homework.