Hello Again, my readers! First, I'd like to give a little heads up about the next chapter of Not Your Average Self Insert. It will be late as I am having some...acedemic issues and will soon be grounded so the next update will be late...at least until my grades are up. I blame Math for being boring and Myself for being unorganized. :(. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, The Dursleys would be normal, not how they perceive normal to be.
~Operation Kidnap Dudley~
I gaped at Selena in shock. "You can't do that, Selena!" I said. "It's insane!". Selena rolled her eyes. "Well, it's necessary if we want to protect Harry,Renée. Besides, It'll be good for the little brat." I pinched the bridge of my nose. "How is taking a baby from his mother and father beneficial to him?" I asked, shifting Harry in my arms. "Renée, Think about it from a psychological point of view. You've read all the Dursley chapters in every book, and how is Dudley portrayed in them?" I frowned. "He's a stupid, fat bully and a spoiled brat. The only time in the books he was ever nice was in the last book." I said, thinking. Selena nodded."Exactly, and the only time his parents reprimanded him in any of the books was when Harry got his letter and was given his second bedroom. You know that the only reason Dudley turned out that bad was because of his parents. His mother coddled him and his dad encouraged bad behavior." I sat, shocked.
She was right. Dudley wasn't a bad person, at least not yet. Petunia and Vernon were horrible parents, who were perfectly capable of neglecting one child and over indulging another. I didn't like it but I realized that the Dudley Dursley I knew didn't even exist yet. While I was aware that He was a brat now, that could easily change if he were placed in the right environment. But then there's still some problems..."How exactly are you going to take him away from his parents? They'd know he were gone. I mean, Petunia spends almost all her time with him!" I exclaimed. Selena just smirked. "Don't you worry about a thing, Renée. I've got it all planned out~!" She said standing and heading to the door. "Where are you going?" I asked.
"I'm carrying out my plan. I shan't be long. Besides, now you have some time to spend with Harry." She said, before disappearing. I frowned and Harry let out a giggle. I looked down at him and smiled. "Hi, Harry. I'm Renée. Can you say that?" I asked. The fifteen month old gave me a toothy smile. " 'Nee!" He chirped. I squealed. 'Harry Potter just said my name! Yay!' I moved and sat him down. "What do you wanna do now, Harry?" He pointed over to the corner behind me, where a toy box sat, on a playrug. "Pway!" I grinned. "This'll be fun!" -
(Selena's POV) I appeared in Number 4 Privet Drive, unseen and unheard by the people inside. I grimaced at the tacky floral pattern wall paper and dull color scheme. On the walls, I noticed several pictures. Some featured a walrus in a tuxedo and an anorexic horse in a white dress, while others were of a chubby baby with blond hair. "This is definitely the Dursleys." I heard whining sounds coming from the kitchen, followed by a female's cooing. "It's ok, Duddikins, Mummy is gonna be back in a minute. She just needs to use the Bathroom for a second." The kitchen door opened and Petunia Dursley hurried past me and up the stairs.
I smirked."This'll be easier than I thought." I murmured to myself. I focused my magic and locked the bathroom door upstairs, after hearing it shut. I walked into the kitchen to find Dudley Dursley slamming his little fists down on his high chair table, and throwing soggy bits of cereal, his face red and started to cry at the top of his lungs. "Quiet, you little brat!" I scolded. The child stopped for a second and stared at me. "No!" He screeched. I frowned and picked him up out of his chair. "You stop that now, young man, or I'll give you something to really cry about." I said in an angry tone. The child teared up and started crying again.
I sighed, placing my hand on his head and sending him to sleep. I looked to the high chair and toys and things and waved my hand, sending it away. I repeated the process with all pictures featuring the boy and in his room, sending all the necessary supplies to the House. When all physical evidence of the boy was gone, I headed to the Bathroom, and unlocked the door.
Petunia Dursley walked out, and past me. I placed a hand on her head and extracted all memories of her son. It was for the best. Anyone who came into contact with her would also forget. I looked down at the sleeping boy and smiled. He was sorta cute when he wasn't awake and screeching. I focused my magic and we left privet drive.
So there's chapter 4. it' my longest chapter so far. I hope you all enjoyed it. Also, I'd like to thank Nebelwand for helping me with this one. Ok guys, I'm gonna ask.: What do you think Harry should be like? I'm not good at portraying 1 year olds. if anyone has any advice, pm me.