Here's another chapter for you guys! I told you I would update regularly! I'll have another one-shot up either later today or tomorrow. :D I've got Final Exams, though, so I have to prepare for those. This little one-shot was inspired by what I did to my friend's little brother while I was at her house, though I was threatening him with a book, yelling, "Get up, and WALK!" and he was calling for help desperately, but like Sora, neglected to move from his position. Heh... This took place after KH2.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, just the plots of my little chapters here!


Riku was simply strolling down the beach, whistling some random tune and listening to the waves, when he heard cries for help, followed by a bout of fierce yelling.

Riku looked around until he spotted the source of the commotion- of course it had to be his two best friends. The silverette sighed, shaking his head. What were they up to now?

Higher up, near the paopu tree, Sora was on the ground, trying his best to get away from Kairi, who was kicking sand at him.

"Please, Kairi, stop!" Sora yelled, trying to protect his eyes from the onslaught of sand grains.

"You have two good legs and two good arms! If you want me to stop, then get up and walk away!" Kairi yelled in response, kicking up more sand.

Sora still neglected to move from his position on the ground, instead focusing on defending himself and yelling out, "Someone help! Kairi, please stop!"

Kairi only yelled the same thing as before and continued kicking up sand.

Riku was silent for a few moments, simply staring at his friends before he smirked and turned around, shaking his head. He strolled now towards the dock, whistling again as if nothing happened.


Eh, well, they keep getting shorter... I know the next one is going to be the longest so far, though. So, keep an eye out for it! Anyways, hope you enjoyed, review! :D