"WHAT?"
Yang's tremulous voice was deadly, and her eyes flared a vibrant red for a fraction of a second.
The idea that this stupid quest to find Jaune's balls was going to happen was sinking in, and, for Yang, the subject had gone from a hilarity to a severe annoyance.
"Are you telling me, that we are dropping everything, and going on some stupid quest for Jaune's ballsack?"
"Um…" Jaune said, nervously scratching the back of his neck, "Yeah, this is kind of important."
"Important?" Yang hissed dangerously, causing the people in the room to blanch. No one, even the most hardcore of hunters or huntresses wanted to witness Yang losing her temper. And she was damn close to losing it now.
Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Jaune and Pyrrha were situated in an empty classroom, where Jaune had intended to discuss the details of their trip, but his plans were met by Yang's stubbornness.
"Important?" Yang repeated with more fury, "Important? You know what is important? Training! We have the Vytal Festival coming up! Why would anyone want to miss that?!"
Pyrrha perked up, "Oh you know, it might be carefully planned so that one of our friends who is unbeknownst to us is a robot, is killed and Yang is framed, and the school gets overrun with Grimm, and I may battle and evil fire queen who just may be called Cinder-"
"SHUT UP!" Her blonde hair rose up, lined with fire, her eyes a deep red, and an unmistakable tone of infuriation in her voice.
"Weiss!" Yang shot at her teammate, "what about studies? You won't want to disappoint your father, right?"
"Oh, father my foot, " Weiss cried daintily "What would i care what he thinks! All my life has been micromanaged by him, and now i get the change to let my hair down! To..to.." Weiss stuttered, like she was afraid of saying what was on her mind, but a swallow overrode that fear. "To hell with my father! I want adventure, i want fun, i don't want to be lonely anymore! Didn't you want adventure when you first came here Yang?"
As Yang paused to contemplate this, Ruby moaned at Weiss zealously.
"Awwww Weiss…thats nice of you to keep your teammates interests at heart. That's sweet!"
After this, they waited apprehensively for Yang's decision.
She stroked her perfectly animated chin, and after a while, looked up and ended the interim.
"Let's go find Jaune's balls."
A cheer echoed around the room, and Jaune clapped his hands together, and walked to a far corner of the room, to his desk, where he retrieved a battered and burnt paper scroll from under his heavily graffitied wooden desk, then went back to the group, unfurled the scroll and set it down on the nearby teacher's desk.
"So," Jaune declared, directing his index finger across the map, "This is a map made by Barney, to indicate where to find the witch. Its been updated by each generation of the Arc family. Here is where Mexico was, it was once a country apparently, but now its the-"
"The Vacuo ocean…" Blake finished for him with a stutter.
An involuntary shudder visited each person in that room.
It was simple common sense that the Vacuo Ocean was a place no one wanted to sail through, for it was one of the few uncharted places in Remnant. Legends were passed around about unbelievably rough water spouts, sudden and violent cloudbursts and demonic monsters that swam in the waters.
While the storms were dismissed flippantly by experienced sailors as lies, no one denied the existence of the mountainous creatures that inhabited the area.
But as of now, no one in the group chose to ponder on the behemoths of the deep.
"Thats why no one from my family was able to break the curse. Sure once you get the island in the middle of it," he gestured to a poorly drawn oval in the Vacuo ocean, "Its easy, you just charm the witch. But getting to the island…" He paused for dramatic tension. "Now thats a biggie.
"Awww" Pyrrha said consolingly, "Its ok Jaune, we'll get a strong battleship with the newest eqipment and sail right to that island, get a guy to take that witch's virginity, and then we sail home and bang, alright?"
Ruby gave the tiniest of chokes at Pyrrha's blunt description of sex, a topic her sister long had learned to keep away from Ruby.
This however went unnoticed.
So far, Pyrrha had naively assumed that the curse could be lifted by any regular man, but Jaune corrected her that it had to be an Arc.
Pyrrha grinned and murmured seductively that it was alright, and that for luck, they needed to make sweet, sweet love right now, on the teacher's table.
Jaune humbly declined, but team RWBY's cheers egged him on, and he climbed on top of Pyrrha and began to undress her, while RWBY stood around them and clapped. When Pyrrha was fully nude, Jaune mounted her, and to his surprise, turned around to see the whole of Beacon prompting him. As he began to slide himself in, he saw Pyrrha's parents jumping up and down in jubilance, muttering to each other 'its about time a man had their way with her!'
Upbeat pop music played from an unseeable source, and he climaxed with the approval of the whole world.
He chuckled weakly to Pyrrha, brushing her hair from the sweaty forehead and saying, "Will you marry me?"
Pyrrha rolled them over in a way of saying yes, and the camera pulled away from them as the music reached the highest point and the falling confetti was illuminated by the loud crackling of fireworks in the distance.
Or at least, that's what happened in Jaune's mind.
In reality, Jaune didn't correct her that it needed to be an Arc that laid with the witch, and let on the group to believe that any bloke could do it.
It was a crucial detail he left out, but for a reason. He knew that if it was reveiled, Pyrrha would never help him with it.
Why would any girl help her boyfriend bang some old hag?
Jaune needed this detail to remain under the covers, at least for the time being.
And so, instead of telling the truth, he smiled and nodded his head, enquiring who would be the unlucky guy to steal the witch's virginity.
Pyrrha smiled back and walked out of the room, only to walk back in seconds later with a flustered but energetic Cardin Winchester, who had a childlike grin on his face.
Team RWBY immediately crossed their arms in offence.
"What is he doing here?" Weiss seethed to Pyrrha, "And why does he look like even more of an idiot than usual?"
She was right. Cardin's grin was certainly unsettling.
Pyrrha grinned too, but it was pained. "Only because of all the amazing sex he is going to get from all of us when this is over!"
"WHAT?!" Everyone exclaimed.
While Cardin nodded and stared at Yang's breasts, Pyrrha whispered "I just got to give him some lie to bring him along with us."
With his sightseeing complete ( for now ) Cardin looked up and drawled, "So, how are we getting across this ocean of terror?"
"I got a boat." Blake assured them.
…..
The 7 of them stood on the messy wooden jetty, in the blazing hot glare of the unrelenting Sun, infront of a well maintained, brutal looking battleship.
It was entirely composed of a naturally dark material, and was holstered with massive 17 caliber turrets along with an array of randomly fitted spikes on the hull.
Surrounding them was a busy harbour, chock full of shouting fisherman and muscular men.
Jaune's eyes wandered around the jet black with startling colbalt clue stripe paintjob, and the fearsome front mounted dual cannons.
"Wow, Blake, how did you get this ship?!"
Blake seemed oddly uncomfortable about the subject, grunting that she 'had friends' and pushed past the others with ears twiching to board the ship.
The rest of them sighed, and followed suit, some of them less excited than others, but nevertheless, none of them looked back.
"Oh yeah, this going to be awesome! Look at this place! I can't believe that you found a ship like this Blakie!" Gushed Yang as she walked up the plank, seeming lot more hyperactive and enthusiastic about the situation after Weiss's speech.
She threw her slender arms around Blake's neck, and continued to chat in her progressively annoyed teammate's spastic ear, until the Sun fell, permitting the Moon to float up into view and light up the inky sky.
With their fear and worries set aside, the crew of the dark ship steered it out of the harbour, and into open sea…
( Editor's Note : A follow up to a story is always hard, so i tried to make this chapter as decent as i could, but please review to tell me if the quality for this one has either risen or fallen. Thanks! )