Heh... I know, I missed a day, gomenasai. I was being rushed, and then when I had time, I could barely keep my eyes open... I was sooo tired yesterday. But, here's an update. This one is, for sure, the longest one so far. It's probably double the last one... Anyways, this chapter was inspired by two things- this argument I got into with my friend (we're both stubborn as crap) that was resolved the same way, and then this picture I saw on Google (it'd take me a LOOOONG time to find it again) of Riku, with his arms crossed and an angry pout on his face, and Kairi, Selphie, and Yuffie messing around with his hair. XD That was a cute picture, but Riku looked really pissed... This took place after KH2.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, just the plots of my chapters!

The silverette crossed his arms, glaring at his two female friends. He ignored their pouts and said, shaking his head, "If my answer was no an hour ago, it's going to be no now."

"Please?" Selphie begged, looking up at him with a bigger pout. "Just this once - then we'll leave you alone!"

"No."

"Riku," Kairi said, clinging to his arm, "It won't take long, and we won't do much of anything, we'll just -"

"No." Riku said again, pulling his arm away from the auburn-haired girl. "I don't care what you guys were planning on doing, because it's not going to get done." As he said this, though, he wondered what "much of anything" meant.

"Riku," Kairi and Selphie whined together.

"No." Riku said firmly, glaring at them.

"What's the problem here?" A voice called from the distance. The group of three turned to see their friend, Sora, running towards them.

Riku instantly stepped in to explain, silencing the girls with a glare. "Selphie and Kairi are trying to convince me to let them mess around with my hair, and I told them no, but they won't leave me alone."

Sora sighed. "Well, I know the three of you are extremely stubborn... this can only be solved one way."

"How?" Riku, Kairi, and Selphie all said at the same time, their attention drawn to the brown-haired teen.

"Rock-paper-scissors!" Sora replied, grinning. Riku groaned as Sora explained, "Here's how it will work. Riku and Kairi will go first, and if Riku wins a two out of three match, then he'll go against Selphie. If Riku wins both matches, you guys have to leave him alone. If Riku loses, however, then he'll have to agree to get his hair done."

"The odds of this solution suck." Riku grumbled, turning towards a grinning Kairi and holding out a fist, his other hand opened flat beneath it.

Kairi took the same stance and purred, "Don't whine if you lose, Riku."

Riku simply looked at her and replied, "I would have to say the same to you, Kairi."

"Ready... go!" Sora yelled, and the match was on.

Riku and Kairi had thrown out the same thing for a long time before Riku threw out a scissors and Kairi threw out a paper. Kairi groaned and Riku's expression didn't change, since he knew that he'd get jinxed if he got his hopes up.

"Point one for Riku!" Sora exclaimed.

After a long five minutes, Riku had thrown out paper, and Kairi had thrown out rock. Riku only raised a brow and said, "Huh. I guess I won this match."

Kairi, on the other hand, let out a whine and stomped her foot, turning to Selphie and yelling, putting her hands on her hips, "You'd better win!"

Selphie only shook her head. "Stop talking, Kairi! You'll jynx it!" The girl then stepped up to Riku and said, taking the game's stance, "Alright, Riku. It's on."

Riku only nodded, also taking stance, and the game began.

Within the first five throws, both Selphie and Riku had gotten points. Sora and Kairi were both on edge, Kairi rooting for Selphie, and Sora just wanting to see who would win. Finally, after throwing the same things for two minutes, Selphie threw a rock and Riku threw a scissors.

Riku had lost.

"I lost?" Riku muttered, his eyes widening as his fate was sealed.

Selphie and Kairi cheered, turning to look at their victim with evil grins on their faces.

Sora only shook his head, patting Riku sorrowfully on the back. "I'm sorry, Riku. The fates have spoken..."

Riku was practically unresponsive until he and the girls got to Kairi's house. It was then he started struggling wildly. "L-let me go!" He yelled as he was dragged up the stairs.

The two girls, proving to be too strong for him to resist, laughed evilly as they shoved him into a dark room.

When the lights came on, Riku was strapped to a black leather chair and was surrounded by hair products. For one of the only times in his life, he panicked. Truly panicked. What... what would they do to him?

"Are you ready, Riku?" Kairi purred, holding a flat iron in her hand.

Riku shook his head, gulping. "You don't need the flat iron, my hair's already straight."

"We'll make it straighter." Selphie responded easily.

"Oh god..." Riku said, but soon was unable to say anymore as the girls pounced.

After long, long hours - hours of pure torture to Riku, who hated having his hair touched - the girls finally emerged from the bedroom, smelling of hairspray and conditioner.

Back inside the room, Riku was frowning deeply at his reflection. They had styled his hair... into a frigging rainbow afro. "I look like a clown!" Riku yelled in a rage.

For the next week, Kairi and Selphie had to sleep with one eye open, because Riku was coming after them, and he would show no mercy.

It would take forever to return his hair to its original state. He was going to get his revenge - no matter what.

Oh... ugh... that could've been better. Gomenasai- I'm in a Zelda mood. I just got the new Zelda game, A Link Between Worlds, and as awesome as it is, I got stuck pretty easily... I mean, it's like A Link to the Past except really different, I guess. Anyways, it put me in a Zelda mood, and you know how weird it is to write a Kingdom Hearts fic with Zelda on my mind. Well, review, I guess.