Sup? I know it's been... a week... but I've been busy, so... school starts back up on Tuesday, and while I'm going to be happy to see my friends again, I don't want to do the work anymore... oh well... Anyways, this here... This was inspired by a dream I had, except I was watching Riku in the bunny suit. That dream... XD Shade the Hero Project-X gave me the idea to write it. :D This one took place after KH2... I guess I like that time frame. :D

Disclaimer: (Since I'm going back to the old way I did my disclaimers...)

Me: Hey, Riku, can you disclaim for me?

Riku: ...No.

Me: *pouts* Why nooooooot~?

Riku: I just finished reading this chapter...

Me: So?

Riku: Well, me saying that you don't own Kingdom Hearts isn't going to fix that... that monstrosity!

Me: Ouch... harsh. But, you do realize you just said it, right?

Riku: ...whatever.

Me: XD


"Ugh... I'm so tired." Riku muttered to himself. Stupid Kairi and her love for bunnies... ugh... He changed into his pajamas, yawning all the way, then flopped into his bed. He was asleep before his head hit the pillow.

When his eyes opened again, he closed them immediately due to the bright lights shining in his face. When he thought he was ready, he opened his eyes again. The silverette looked around and saw that he was on some sort of stage, the spotlight on him.

He looked down at himself and his eyes widened in shock. He was wearing... a full-body pink bunny suit?! The itchy, uncomfortable thing was fit with huge feet, floppy ears that fell in his eyes, and big, fluffy paws. He felt something heavy near his backside and he instantly assumed it was a fluffy tail.

He realized he was holding a microphone in his left hand... paw... thing, and a flashing red light told him it was on. Something made him lift the microphone to his lips.

He started bobbing his head to the beat of a song that started playing. He opened his mouth- coming in right on cue, from what he knew- and sang words...

...words that he didn't know.

What is going on?! Riku yelled mentally, helpless as his body started dancing to the beat of the song he didn't know and words he didn't recognize flowed from him like water from a fountain.

"Call me, beep me, if you want to reach me. If you want to reach me it's okay. I just can't wait till I hear my cell phone ring~! Doesn't matter if it's day or night, everything's gonna be alright. Whenever you need me, baby, call me beep me if you want to reach me~."

His voice was hitting notes he previously thought impossible for him as the song continued.

After what felt like forever, the song began to end, and applause erupted around him. Riku's eyes widened as he looked out in front of him (after his bow) to see that he had a full house. A full house of people... watched him sing... in a bunny suit...

Suddenly the lights blinked out, and Riku woke yet again, breathing heavily, sitting upright in his room. He held a hand up to his forehead, wiping the sweat from it and sighing. "I..." He whispered, trying to settle himself again, "I need to stop hanging out with Kairi so much..."


Well, either you know the song or you don't- it's the Kim Possible Theme Song. That show holds so many childhood memories for me... :D I love that show. Poor Riku-sama, first his hair, and now a bunny suit... Hey, Riku, I'll try to stop victimizing you.

Riku: Yeah, whatever...

Me: :D Gomenasai!

Anyways, review!