I told ya there were more updates heading your way~! XD I have a few more in the making~ So expect those~

This one took place somewhere in 358/2 Days, and it's just... pure crack. No reason behind it. I think the idea was from ASDF, though, so credit will go where credit is due.

Disclaimer:

Riku: ...!

Me: Nee-chan-san... She's got a point...

Riku: But... I just... I have no words. And what the heck is "Riku Vision"?!

Me: XD You'll learn in time...~ Maybe even later today, if I'm in a good mood...

Riku: And I'm not living with Electro! I'm just here - I didn't willingly come here, either!

Me: Ah, I see, so that's how it is.

Riku: What?

Me: No, no, stop talking. You've lost your privileges for this installment... If you're not careful from now on, you might get kicked out of the disclaimer!

Riku: But...

Me: Ne, damare... Anyways, I don't own KH.

"Are you sure you want to do this, Axel?"

"Positive. It'll be fun."

"Really?"

"Yes. Now get out there and make people laugh!"

"...This is gonna be stupid."

"Quit being a killjoy, Roxas. Everyone'll love it."

"I get the feeling this is gonna end horribly..."

"Nevermind that, you two! Now go~!"

The trio of friends was standing in the hallway near the Living Room That Never Was, discussing their plans.

The fiery-haired man smirked at his two reluctant friends. "Trust me, you'll be fine. It's all for the sake of humor!"

The young black-haired girl sighed. "Well, what's the worst that could happen?"

"Anything and everything." The blonde of the group huffed, crossing his arms.

"Again, stop being a killjoy, Roxas!" Axel huffed before turning his two friends around and saying encouragingly, "Remember your lines! It's showtime!"

Sighing, Xion closed her eyes before running into the Living Room That Never Was dramatically, saying in a strangely high-pitched voice, "Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!"

Everyone in the room—that being, Demyx, Marluxia, and Saïx—looked up at the strange disturbance just as Roxas danced in after her, wiggling his fingers suspiciously with a devilish grin on his face.

Before the others could react, Axel stepped in, chest puffed out. He put his hands on his hips and yelled triumphantly, "I'll save you!" He flexed his arms, saying, "Axel powers, activate~!" He started to rush towards Roxas, who was currently chasing Xion in a circle around one of the couches.

However, before he could reach the young teen, Demyx jumped up and said, "I got this! Don't worry, Xion!" He glared at Roxas before jumping into action.

Seconds later, both blondes were on the ground, Roxas under Demyx. "Gotcha!" The older of the two said, grinning down at his victim, "Your robbing days are over!"

Roxas sent a weak glare at the water-user. "It was a joke, Demyx! Now... Get off—you're cutting off... my air supply!"

Demyx apologized, quickly rolling off his younger friend and helping him up. Roxas thanked him before turning his glare on Axel, who was rolling on the ground, laughing. "Axel, I told you this was gonna be stupid!"

"But... it's... hilarious!" The redhead gasped, grinning.

Xion allowed herself a giggle before she went to console the angered Roxas. "C'mon Roxas, you gotta admit, it was a little funny."

Roxas huffed, but he smiled, saying, "Yeah, it's funny until you're the one getting tackled."

Silence folded over the room like a blanket before Saïx said, glaring at Axel, "Didn't I send you out on a mission...?"

Axel's eyes widened and he froze. "Uh..."

Roxas grinned. "Busted~!"

Axel shot a glare at his younger friend before disappearing into a Dark Corridor, not wanting to face Saix's wrath.

Saïx, on the other hand, only sighed, shaking his head.

Yup. I don't think Demyx was in on the joke. XD Poor Roxas.

Review~ Next installment should be up soon, depending on how much free time I get...~