Yeah... I missed a couple of days. I'll get the other promised updates out, soon. Like, before the end of the month, I'm sure. Anyways, glob, this would have been updated sooner, like, 2:30 sooner, but my laptop is waaaay too loyal to Riku. Even though I have practically perfect internet connection in my room, it decided to not load the page. It took me a good half hour just to get this thing posted... And usually it only takes five minutes or less. I'm impatient. OTL So, sorry for updating at this ungodly hour, but... well... I couldn't pass this chance up.

Alright. This one takes place after KH2... or maybe before KH1. Either way it'd work. XD This was inspired by a song I've had stuck in my head for far too long... There'll be a link at the bottom. I heard the song and well... eventually, this happened. XD

Disclaimer:

Riku: What...?!

Me: I think it's about time I embarrassed you again.

Riku: Is this about what I said the last installment?!

Me: No, I'm just... feeling evil.

Riku: What?! Look, I'm sorry! I'm sorry I said what I did - I didn't mean it. I swear!

Me: Gomen-a-sai - it's too late now. Just sit back and watch the show, pretty boy.

Riku: I can't believe this...

Me: Well, believe it. Anyways, I don't own KH.

I'm too~ sexay!

"Alright," Riku said, looking at himself in the mirror. The music continued to play as he checked his bedroom door, making sure it was closed and locked. "I guess now's a good time as any to practice." He was home alone, and he was positive there was no one that could possibly interrupt him.

Too sexy for my—... Too sexy for my—... Too sexy for my—...

Woo!

The silverette would never admit it to anyone—not even himself, for that matter—that he had to practice looking good. He'd never tell anyone how much he treasured his looks, never ever. He hated not looking good... not that he'd tell anyone that.

His eyebrow twitched as he stared at his reflection. He clenched his jaw and nodded, a new determination in his aqua blue orbs. He was going to look good... and he was going to be the best at looking good. He smiled crookedly at himself as the lyrics of the song started up.

I'm, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt. So sexy... it hurts.

I'm, too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan.

Woo!

I'm a model, you know what I mean! When I do~ my little turn on the catwalk! Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah~! Do~ my little turn~ on the catwalk!

Woo!

By now, the teen had stripped himself of his shirt, trying to stay on cue with the song. He stared at himself with uncertainty, yet admiration sparkled faintly in his eyes. "I'm... I'm too sexy for my shirt..." He said quietly, silencing himself again as the lyrics started up again.

I'm, too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car. Too sexy, by far.

And I'm, too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat. What'cha think about that~?

I'm a model, you know what I mean! When I do~ my little turn on the catwalk! Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah~! Do~ my little turn~ on the catwalk!

Woo!

Riku was grinning at himself, even flexing his muscles, admiring the way they tightened and grew with his movements. "I look good." He said confidently, "I look... sexy." He laughed just as the lyrics came on again.

I'm, too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat. Poor pussy, poor pussy cat.

And I'm, too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love. Love's going to leave me~!

C'mon!

Too sexy for my—... Too sexy for my—... Too sexy for my—...

I'm, too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party—no wait, I'm disco dancing~!

I'm a model, you know what I mean! When I do~ my little turn on the catwalk! Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah~! Do, my little turn~ on the catwalk!

Woo!

At this point, all insecurities were forgotten by the silver-haired teen. He flipped his hair and smirked at his reflection, saying with a flirtatious tone to his words, "Hey there. I'm Riku. How does dinner tomorrow night sound?"

Then, he continued on in a high pitched voice, aqua blue eyes sparkling, "Oh Riku, I'd love to go to dinner with you, you're so sexy~!" He added a squeal for extra effect before reverting back to the first persona.

"Heh, I know." He flashed a grin, almost seeing the cheesy sparkle on his teeth. His pearly whites. He flipped his hair with a laugh, throwing his arms up into the air. He said the last line of the lyrics in perfect timing with the song.

"And I'm, too sexy for this song!"

Quite honestly, I'm a bit of an obsessive Riku fangirl myself, and well... I'll get out with it, the song fits him. XD There, I said it! Honestly, though... he's gotta stop being so awesome for just... five minutes... He's gotta give a girl a break once in a while! Sheesh!

Here's the link to the song. Just take out the spaces! www. youtube dotcom/ watch/ ?v=dPMqFSHNxhU

Anyways, yes, I think I'm getting back into the groove of embarrassing Riku. Poor Riku, he's fallen victim to my crazy ideas again. I've done so many things to him over the course of all these chapters... oh well! He'll get over it. XD

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