Alright guys. Wow. Here's that super overdue update, right? There you go.

I think the inspiration is obvious, but for those who haven't heard bout the meme, it's the Sans "Hey there buddy chum pal" meme. It's the best thing ever.

I guess this could also be the celebratory chapter, the start of year number 2 of this story's existence, but it's about 3 months too late. So let's consider that holiday passed and celebrated.

This takes place, I'm guessing, sooooometime in KH2.

Disclaimer: I don't own KH. Sigh.

Sora huffed, wiping his forehead as he faced the giant horde of Heartless ahead of him. He would always hate fighting Pete, not because he held some sympathy for the guy (which he didn't, don't get me wrong), but because he always pulled some cheap tactic to try and sway the battle in his favor. Needless to say, these tricks never worked, and really only served to rile up the warrior more.

Sora struck down another batch of Heartless, tossing magic at another handful as he tried to find the correct one. Pete was taunting him from somewhere above him, and Sora was getting increasingly irritated as he fought back the monsters. If Pete's taunts meant anything, there was a Heartless somewhere in the batch that held the key to wherever Pete was hiding, and if he defeated it Pete would finally come out. It had seemed so simple, but the only problem was that all the Heartless looked exactly the same.

And that Pete always summoned more.

Specifically how it seemed that for every one Heartless he took out, five more took its place.

Well, it was really more than one issue.

Pete laughed again from above him, and Sora glared, swinging his Keyblade in a wide arc. The taunts were only serving to frustrate him more, frustration which was rapidly progressing into anger. He beat the monsters a bit more harshly now, mowing them down, only to be confronted with more. Again.

"You'll never find the right one!" Pete yelled down, cackling, "You should just give up now!"

Sora had finally had enough.

"Hey there," Sora started, more aggressively attacking, melding magic into his melee strikes, "buddy, chum, pal, friend, buddy pal chum bud friend fella 'bruther' amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum pal,"

He never paused as he continued. "I don't mean to be rude my friend, pal, home slice, bread slice dawg, but I gotta warn you," He cast Thundaga, taking out a rather large fraction of the surrounding Heartless, "If you summon one more diddly darn Heartless right there, I'm going to have to diddly darn snap your neck."

Pete seemed to pause as Sora continued, the villain confused as to what was happening. "And wowza," Sora yelled, his tone slowly becoming more and more aggressive as he continued fighting, "wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? Do you want that? Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture?"

Sora was exterminating Heartless by the word now, and Pete's worry was increasing all too rapidly. Any attempt to summon more Heartless was immediately nullified by Sora's brute force, each new monster immediately being mowed down. Pete was sweating.

"Because friend, buddy, chum, friend, chum, pally pal chum friend, if you keep this up, well gosh diddly darn I might just have to get not so friendly with you, my friendly friend friend pal friend, buddy chum pally friend chum buddy." Sora wiped out the last Heartless, and with the end of the horde came the desired outcome – the key to Pete's whereabouts laid there on the ground.

Sora picked up the key, grinning.

Pete gulped.

Haha, short installments 2kforever, am I right? Haha!

Really hope you enjoyed, I had myself a little chuckle while writing it. Review~!