Levi likes to think he's a chill boyfriend. He doesn't make a big deal out of minor problems, honestly there's so many other things that are more important in the grand scheme of things. But he has to admit this is pretty ridiculous.
"You want to do what?" Levi raises an eyebrow at Petra's request.
"Just let me borrow your pocket." She repeats, waving her hands around wildly. "I forgot my gloves, and my jacket doesn't have any." She speaks matter-of-factly, like this isn't odd at all.
"Petra it's been snowing for a week now, why would you wear something without pockets?" They were supposed to go sledding with Auruo, Gunther, and Erd, but for the last ten minutes they've been stuck at the top of the hill, due to her negligence.
"Blame the female fashion industry." She brings her hands to her face and blows gently, trying to stop them from going numb. "I wanted to look cute, but forgot Hanji still has my gloves from last year."
Levi groans when he hears their name. For his best friend, they had a horrible habit of making life harder on him.
"Well just take my hoodie then," He moves to take off the garment, but Petra gestures for him to stop.
"Don't do that, then you'll be cold, and I'll feel like a horrible girlfriend." She sighs, as she shakes her hands some more, trying to warm them up. "Just let me borrow your pocket."
"What the hell does that even mean?"
"This." She sticks her hands in his pockets, and a dreamy expression spreads across her face. "Ahhh, so warm." She sighs again, but this time more contently. It was kinda crowded sticking two pairs of hands in one space, but it was pleasant.
"Just one question." Petra looks up, hazel eyes filled with intrigue. "How are we going to do anything like this?"
"Simple." She beams. "Like this." She grabs his hands in the pocket, causing him to hiss at their coldness.
"Don't be such a baby."
"I'm not, you're freezing me."
"Haha." She deadpans. "Now come on!" She drags him over to where a few of the sleds sat all while keeping her hands inside their bubble of warmth. They must have made a strange sight, with Petra walking backwards and all.
"Here we can use this!" She nods her head in the direction of one of those disks meant for sledding.
"I'm still confused."
"Aren't you always?"
"Shut up." But there's no malice in Levi's insult.
"We just sit like this." She pulls him down so they were sitting across from each other, but still able to share the hoodie's pocket.
"Petra, you're gonna get us killed." He could imagine a million scenarios where this went wrong, mainly with them flying off the disk.
"No guts, no glory!" She grins before shoving off with her left foot, and they fly down the white hill, laughing all the way.
A.N. For raceshadowsinthemoonlight on tumblr, merry Christmas! Have some dumb nerds!