"Ok, ladies and gents, its time for your favorite activity. Crazy Karaoke!" Lavi says as the crowd begins to boo and hiss.
"Oh hellz no!" Daisya yells as he glares at Lavi, who is hiding behind Komui.
"Quiet down now Kiddies" Cross barks at the crowd with judgment out, and pointing at the teens.
"Che" kanda says as he shakes his head in contempt.
"Everybody know that it's a tradition for The Beach Bash" bookman states while staring at the crowd with knowing eyes.
"Now, since we established that it is a must. Time to explain the game as well as the rules for the newbie" Komui says with a smile as he glances at Allen.
"Your joking right!" the rest yell while glaring at the judges.
"It's no joke, Ok now on to the explanation." Komui says as looks around the crowd.
"Crazy Karaoke, is pretty much how it sound except, that you the contestants." he continues as the crowd groans.
"DO NOT get to pick the songs that you will be singing." Komui says with a smirk as the crowd glares.
"It is up to us judges to pick the songs that you are to sing." he smiles with an evil glint as the crowd grumbles insults at the judges.
"Last year Tiedoll got to pick the selection of songs" koumi says as he continues to explain the game and its history.
"Che, The Old Man Picked Love Songs For Christ Sakes," grumbled kanda as he glares at the judges.
"This year our new judge Cross, got to pick the selection of songs for you contestants." Komui continues as he ignores the comments that are coming from the peanut gallery.
"God help us all" mumbles Allen as looks of horror crossed the crowds faces.
"The rules state that you are to sing WHATEVER song the judge picks for you." he says as he continues the explanation.
"Whether it be a male or female singer, NO exceptions." Komui states, as he glances around the crowd with a stern look upon his face, as the crowd groans.
"You WILL be judged on your performance, for creativity, style, and how well you hold the interest of said judges." he says as the crowd pales at the thought.
"Now let us introduce this years, Lovely judges are, Mr. Tiedoll, Mr. Bookman, Mr. Cross and myself." Komui says while pointing to each of the judges as they wave.
"This years going to be a bit different, because some of the song that were selected requires a duet, meaning two contestants." he says as he glances around the crowd.
"Wonderful" the crowd mutters as they roll their eyes.
"While other songs require a solo performance, which is only on performer." Komui says with a smile as he continues to explain the game.
"I'd rather eat sand than sing" Allen mutters while the crowd agrees to his statement.
"So good luck to all you contestants, And may the odds ever be in your favor, I always wanted to say that" Komui says as he chuckles while the crowd groans at him.
"Did he seriously just say that" Lenalee says, while face palming at her brothers stupidity.
"Now lets get on with the Show, our first victim I mean contestant is my Darling little sister, Lenalee and Noise Marie, Singing, Teddy Bear by: Toy-Box.
Noise: Tonight is the night…..
(smooth, man smooth, Daisya yells as the crowd make cat calls.)
Lenalee: Mon Cherie baby
let us light a candlelight
Voulez-vous Coucher
Cause it's cozy here tonight
(better watch out Komui your little sis is getting cozy with noise, someone hollers from the crowd as koumi face pales.)
Lenalee: I heard you're wearing Calvin Klein and I am not a fool There must be something in the wine cause I think I love you.
(Lenalee sings as she points to the crowd. We love you too Lena the crowd shouts as Komui is glaring at the crowd.)
Lenalee: kiss me here, And kiss me there I wanna be
Your little teddy bear kiss me here, and touch me there come on and show me that you really care
(more cat calls ring out as lenalee point to her cheek first, then her lips, while komui starts to cry.)
Mon Cherie, baby I am burning for your touch
Je ne sais pas pour quoi
but I really missed you much
(Lenalee slowly runs her hand down her leg in a seductive manner, as the crowd whistles, and Komui passes out.)
I've got you wearing Calvin Klein is this a déjà vu
There must be something in the wine cause I feel for you kiss me here, and kiss me there I wanna be your little teddy bear kiss me here, and touch me there come on and show me that you really care
(the crowd cheers, as lenalee touches her jaw line with her finger, and ever so slowly glides it down her neck)
Noise: Baby I'll never let you down cause the first time I saw you I was like, "wow" so don't talk just kiss…
(the crowd lets out wolf whistles as noise grabs lenalee's hand)
Lenalee: Kiss me here, and kiss me there I want to be your little teddy bear
Kiss me here, and touch me there come on you sexy little teddy bear
(I'll be your teddy bear Lena, someone yells from the crowd as Komui searches the crowd for the evil octopi)
Noise: Just kiss….
(WOW, your sexy man, someone yells, as the others start clapping and cheering.)
"Now for our next sacrifice, I mean performer is, give it up for our one and only Lavi Bookman, he will be singing, Lying Is Most Fun A Girl Can Have by: Panic! At The Disco.
Lavi: Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed? When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
(again cat calls echo though-out the crowd, as Lavi hams it up, as bookman rolled his eyes.)
Then think of what you did and how I hope to god he was worth it. When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch his skin.
(yeah you tell them Lavi, someone shouts as he touches his chest.)
I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me
(Lavi touches his head, then his lips, and slowly caresses his chest, then thrusts his pelvic forward as he says fuck, wolf whistles ring across the stage.)
girl I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me.
(Lavi sings as he gyrates his hips back an forth like he is doing the humpty, squeals are heard, and bookman face palms.)
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster
so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close.
(Lavi sings, as he aegis the crowd on to dance faster.)
So I guess we're back to us oh cameraman, swing the focus in case I lost my train of thought, where was it that we last left off?
(let's pick up, pick up)
(The crowd cheers, as Lavi dances, and bookman shakes his head.)
Oh now I do recall, we were just getting to the part. Where the shock sets in and the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick.
(Lavi pretends to be sick as the crowd laugh at his antics.)
I hope you didn't expect that you'd get all of the attention now lets not get selfish did you really think I'd let you kill this chorus
(yes kill it, someone yells from the crowd.)
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster
so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
(Lavi sings as he points to the guys and the girls)
so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close.
(Lavi hugs himself as he sings, the crowd roars with cheers)
Dance to this beat, Dance to this beat, Dance to this beat
Lets get these teen hearts beating faster, faster
Lets get these teen hearts beating faster,
(the crowd sings with Lavi, as he waves his hand motioning them to dance)
I've got more win, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me
(Lavi gyrates his hips, as the crowd wolf whistles Lavi points to the girls then himself an winks the girls nosebleed.)
girl I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me.
(he does the humpty again, as Miranda faints and Noise catches her.)
Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster
so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
(the crowd sings while Lavi dances and pulls lenalee on stage, Komui freaks out and the judges have to hold him down.)
so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close.
(Lavi releases lenalee and sings while the crowd holler.)
so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, dance to this beat, so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, dance to this beat
and hold a lover close. Lets get these teen hearts beating faster, faster Lets get these teen hearts beating faster,
(As the song ends the crowd clap, cheer, and whistle, and Komui is finally released.)
"Our next sucker, I mean performer, is our Newbie, Allen Walker, with the help of Daisya Berry, and they will be singing It Wasn't Me by: Shaggy
Allen: Honey came in and she
caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt Naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
(Allen starts singing, his face twenty shades of red from embarrassment, the crowd laughs. Awww come on Allen, I know you can do better Lavi yells.)
Daisya: How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow you better watch your back before she turns into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say a night,
Convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim and you tell her baby no way
( I knew you were fast but not that fast Lavi jokes, the crowd cheers at how fast he sings. Allen takes a deep breath and sings.)
Allen: but she caught me on the counter
(it wasn't me)
(he hops on a table and points to crowd, as they cheer)
Saw me banging on the sofa
(it wasn't me)
(he point to a lounge chair, and moves his hips, As the crowd whistles)
I even had her in the shower
(it wasn't me)
(he sings as he pretends to shower, with Daisya, the crowd laughs)
She even caught me on camera!
(it wasn't me)
(he sings as snaps pictures of the crowd then looks at them like they were scandalizes, as the crowd roars with laughter.)
She saw the marks on my shoulder
(it wasn't me)
(he sings, as he looks at his shoulder with an oh shit I'm caught look the crowd cheers.)
Heard the words that I told her
(it wasn't me)
(Allen sings as he whispers to Daisya, Wolf whistles rang out around the crowd.)
Heard the scream get louder
(it wasn't me)
(he sings, as he pumps his hips behind Daisya who pretends to scream, the crowd is now rolling with laughter)
She stayed until it was over
(they act like their smoking a cigarette, tears are in the crowds eyes from laughter.)
Allen: Honey came in and she
caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt
Naked Banging on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me
(Allen gyrate his hips as he sings, then Daisya walks in and catches Allen, he freaks and Allen pretends to lie by shaking his head. The crowd is now on the ground laughing.)
Daisya: Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on the right prefix whenever you should see her make the gigolo flex as funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seeing is believing so you better change your specs you know she not gonna be worrying about things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast
(Daisya acts out what he is singing, the crowd cheers Allen busts in with his little part and acts it out as well.)
Allen: Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
I've been listening to your reasoning it makes no sense at all we should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I caused you may think that you're a player but you're completely lost that why I sing
(Allen sings as he is on his knees begging Daisya to forgive him for cheating.)
Honey came in and she
caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt
Naked Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
(as they ended the song, the crowd could finally breath, cheers rang out as well as cat calls and wolf whistles.)
"Now for our last victim, I mean performer of the evening it is our very own, Yuu Kanda, he will be singing Talk Dirty To Me by: poison.
Kanda: You know I never
I never seen you look so good
you never act the way you should
But I like it
(kanda sang as he looked the crowd up and down, Girls squealed, and the guys cheered.)
And I know you like it too
The way that I want you
I gotta have you
Oh yes, I do
(he points to the crowd and sings, as the crowd cheers.)
You know I never
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can hardly wait
Just to see you
(he sings, while someone in the crowd yells now that the truth.)
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me too
I gotta touch you
(kanda sings as he gives the crowd a sexy look)
Cause baby we'll be
At the drive-in
In the old man's ford
Behind the bushes
Till I'm screamin' for more
(he sings as he thrusts his hips, more, more someone screams from the crowd.)
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby Talk dirty to me
(I'll talk dirty to ya kanda, someone yells as he continues to sing.)
Kanda: You know I call you
I call you on the telephone
I'm only hoping that you're
Home So I can hear you
When you say those word to me
and I whisper so softly
I gotta hear you
(he sings while holding his phone, whisper to me baby, someone yells as the crowd whistles)
Cause baby we'll be
At the drive-in
In the old man's ford
Behind the bushes
Till I'm screamin' for more
(he pumps his hips hard while the girls blush)
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby talk dirty to me
(Talk to me baby the crowd yells, as kanda sings)
C.c. pick up
That guitar and
Talk to me
(Guitar solo)
Kanda: Cause baby we'll be
At the drive-in
In the old man's ford
Behind the bushes
Till I'm screamin' for more, more, more
(more, more, more, the crowd yells, as kanda thrusts his hip to each of the mores)
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby talk dirty to me
And baby talk dirty to me
(the crowd sings with kanda.)
baby talk dirty to me
(Kanda whispers as the crowd erupts with cheers)
"Now that concludes our performances, please a round of applause for our brave contestants, now don't forget to vote judges" Komui says while glances at the judges as the crowd tries to settle themselves down from the performances.
*(author note: I needs help trying to figure out who will win, please leave a comment/review and let me know your opinions on who should win)