Dear Mother,
My first thought while reading your letter: Eww. I definitely do not fancy the Weasel. She is absolutely repulsive. I'm not sure mother, but have you seen her? She has her mother's buck teeth and frizzy hair, but also her dad's red hair and freckles. And guess what, that make an extremely ugly combination. And plus, she's a half blood and a really annoying spitfire one, too.
Also, yes Dominique's mother was Fleur Delacour, and yes she was the champion for Beauxbatons during the Triwizard Tournament. And yes her father was a curse breaker in Egypt before the war. And also Dominique was the girl you met on platform 9 ¾. So yeah, now you know all about Domi and her family.
Mother do remember the Weasel twins, George and Fred, I believe? Well a certain pair of twins in Ravenclaw seem just like them. Yes, you guessed right. It's Lorcan and Lysander. A couple days ago they mismatched all the labels on the potion ingredients in Professor Slughorn's personal ingredients cabinet. How did they manage to get in there you ask? They had detention. They had previously blown up "accidentally" Professor Slughorn's desk. And then he made them organize his cabinet. It was hilarious to see Slughorn spitting mad the next day.
Unlike Fred and George the Scamander twins have Ravenclaw smarts, and they know how to either blame things on others using smart excuses or they know how to cover up their tracks so well no one even suspects them! But they usually are very proud of their tricks so they let it slip to me, and we laugh over the professors faces when they see the huge tricks. Because the twins never go small.
I can't wait to tell you about the twins new tricks. I will be sure to owl you soon.
With much love,
Scorpius H. Malfoy
In the further more days SHM's letters become dierected to DLM, instead of AGM ~ ACM