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"-standing appointment at Madam Jessica's?"
"Do you really think the American public is really going to care that I get my lady pelt waxed every six weeks?" Bella chastised her assistant/campaign manager.
"Well I wouldn't care if our Commander in Chief's beaver was bare but there might be some more…conservative voters who would want a more au naturel look," Jake replied, his eyes glued to the area in question.
"Stop looking at my girly business and get back to finding something we can use to break through his beautiful armor," Bella ordered as she looked out into the office.
A/N: HI! It's Kitkat aka Momma Russet. I'm so happy you have all joined us once again for the insanity! Please feel free to let us know if we stray off the funny path and get anywhere close to real life. We're trying to avoid that at ALL COSTS! There's enough reality in real life. This is just supposed to be funny!
See you around the next round!
KK